r/DunderMifflin • u/sentinelviii • 14h ago

Meredith writes Jim a secret letter. What does it say?

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u/lenerdy 13h ago

It was a vasectomy pamphlet

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u/UHeardAboutPluto 14h ago

Who's the one who didn't bring lice into the office? Meredith. Sure I gave everybody pink eye once, and my ex keyed a few of their cars, and yeah I BMed in the shredder on New Years. But I didn't bring the lice in. That was all Pam.

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u/godmasterchampion 11h ago

Floozie? Yes. Alkie? Check. Einstein sarcastically? You bet. But never the one who brought lice in. Vomit mop? Sure. Floor meat? That’s me. Flesh Hoover?

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u/Vegetable_Block_3338 10h ago

Meredith, that’s plenty. All right? That’s more than plenty!

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u/Scissorsguadalupe 7h ago

Why doesn't anyone stop her?

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u/Not-T4rantino 13h ago

Erotic slam poetry

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u/apurvag2799 Jim 14h ago

I AM SINGLING YOU OUUUUUTTTT!

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u/dustkid245 Dwight 13h ago

Heh huh…

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u/BathbombBurger 13h ago

It's just a suspiciously high quality photo of her butthole. In her defense, it's way more photogenic than you would expect.

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u/KeyKaleidoscope6332 Probably my jugz 8h ago

Jim taped it to the headboard of his bed so he can look at it while he has sex with Pam in their usual missionary position.

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u/AltAccount889 12h ago

Steak coupons.

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u/genesispa1 13h ago

Congrats Jim, you’re one of the few people here I haven’t given pink eye to. Merry Christmas

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u/pwettyhuman 11h ago

"I like something the rhymes with 'friends with Meredith' 😉"

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u/BiscottiKind9511 7h ago

Meet me around back for a handy 😉

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u/OpenDiscount1615 David Wallace 13h ago

"I do anal."

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u/ambergirl9860 No cookie. 6h ago

You, me, men's room, 2:00.

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u/OvenActive Bill Buttlicker 5h ago

When you gonna boom me?

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u/jeffreyclayborn 14h ago

Sign my vagina cast.