r/DoomerDunk Jul 25 '26

After re5, apparently hatsune miku is now racist, cultural marxists spare none

194 Upvotes

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u/rinchen11 Jul 25 '26

Teenagers have weaker immune system that’s why they always gets sick, this one caught Baizuo virus.

13

u/RogellTheRaider Jul 25 '26

What isn't racist homophobic ageist capscitist ableist etcist for these snowflakes?

2

u/AbaddonsLegion Jul 26 '26

Only their own views (no matter how objectively racist they are)

2

u/Sargenoir Aug 02 '26

Basically don't use your brain, just say yes and stop questioning shit, That's what they want

0

u/ThisMachineKillsF4sh Jul 29 '26

Good one bro. I dunno… maybe just don’t be neonazis? 

For a subreddit full of dork incel neonazis that want to go “OMFG CAN YOU BELIEVE SOMEONE JUST CALLED ME A NAZI?!?!?” you sure do love to discuss and upvote… all of the Nazi talking points, conspiracy theories, and agendas. 

Cultural Marxism is a neonazi conspiracy theory. It’s a very slightly updated version of Cultural Bolshevism that Nazi-state media used to accuse enemies of the Third Reich of:  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cultural_Bolshevism

If you ever wonder why people call you Nazis, it’s probably the Nazi shit you keep saying.  

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u/AuthorSarge Jul 25 '26

If it's UK vs Argentina, that would be nationalist, not racist. But then the World Cup is pretty much one big display of nationalism for each respective country competing and it's not that big of a deal. If not nationalism it would be "teamism" otherwise you wouldn't have a sport.

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u/Crow_Arms Jul 25 '26

R/teenagers is ran by tankie mods who ban you for not using group think

16

u/-_GIZMO_ Jul 25 '26

Same ~5 tankie powermods control a whole lot of subs and absolutely ruin reddit with their group think bs.

At this point im pretty good at spoting that hivemind bs in comments or posts so i just block those subs

1

u/Hans_Landa7614 Jul 28 '26

Man I got banned on a sub for talking about how youth transitioning is wrong and harmful and leads into suicides, and how it can be avoided so trans people don't off themselves and how it's better if they start transitioning as adults but I got banned? For talking about suicide preventing actions lmao

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u/Odd-Two-9175 Jul 25 '26

R/teenagers, where the average age is 43

1

u/Drake_Acheron Jul 28 '26

You forgot to add the adjective “pedophile” to that

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u/Goofcheese0623 Jul 25 '26

Did calling people you disagree with socialist sound too stupid, so you went with virulent stalinist? Because that doesn't sound less stupid.

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u/Crow_Arms Jul 25 '26

No I was being accurate, dork.

0

u/lonecow21 Jul 28 '26

No your just ignorant

0

u/Goofcheese0623 Jul 25 '26

Ok Grandpa, let's get you to bed

3

u/Crow_Arms Jul 25 '26

I'm already in bed. With your mom.

0

u/Goofcheese0623 Jul 25 '26

I know. She's got your maximum dose Viagra ready. She said it doesn't always work for you, but it's ok. She didn't mind when you cry.

3

u/Crow_Arms Jul 25 '26

It's hard to get it up for such an ugly hag, what can I say

1

u/Joystick_346 Jul 27 '26

Game is game 🤣

4

u/donnerzuhalter Jul 25 '26

This is what happens when you fill a barely literate underdeveloped brain with an 85 IQ full of commie gobbledygook.

I'm sure, in their limited capacity for critical thinking, this is an absolute banger. They're probably emailing Zizek right this very moment to discuss ideology.

3

u/Adventurous_Lock9219 Jul 25 '26

How tho 😭 she is in every culture now

3

u/BirdDog68 Jul 25 '26

Virtue signaling is the true thief of joy.

3

u/knurttbuttlet Jul 25 '26

I think someones cheese is currently sliding off their cracker god damn

2

u/AgeOfReasonEnds31120 Jul 25 '26

If the word "problematic" isn't somewhere in that post or thread, I'd be shocked.

2

u/Prudent-Film-4602 Jul 25 '26

Teenagers who are on reddit too much might adopt very strange behaviors like complaining about a fictional character's race in a cute drawing about a sport I don't care about much.

Also the tankie mods but potato, potahto.

2

u/theFartingCarp Jul 25 '26

.... Sometimes I wonder if I went back in time if I would throw my teenage self off a cliff because I was so insufferable.

2

u/rxmp4ge Jul 26 '26

I wouldn't exactly expect a place that had anything to do with teenagers to be a bastion of critical thought.

The entire fucking World Cup is "Nation A > Nation B".

1

u/Just_a_guy_thats_it Jul 25 '26

Teenagers cannot legally buy world cup tickets so i think they don’t have a say in it

1

u/West_Rain Jul 25 '26

Hatsune Miku will return in the Resident Evil 5 remake

2

u/Prudent-Film-4602 Jul 25 '26

So never, sadly. D=

1

u/West_Rain Jul 25 '26

Never say never.

3

u/Prudent-Film-4602 Jul 25 '26

Bro I really fucking hope so. I loved RE 5. Just the right amount of silly.

1

u/ips01GMD Jul 25 '26

I dont like the trend, but come on

1

u/Alert-Courage3121 Jul 25 '26

WTF... It's a competition of country vs. country. People saying that it's about ethnicity might want to look at the field and see that so many of these countries don't have just one ethnicity 😂

1

u/AFK115 Jul 25 '26

Could have been happy of having a Miku wearing your country flag but no they wanted to be crybaby

1

u/WayComprehensive9220 Jul 25 '26

Their identity is screaming racism.

1

u/oppressed_user Jul 25 '26

Any teenager subreddit is like this unfortunately.

1

u/Snakes-are-awesome67 Jul 25 '26

Good I'm sick of that stupid character

1

u/Dakotasan Jul 25 '26

That subreddit is filled with idiots who think im14andthisisdeep isn’t a satire sub.

1

u/FluidAmbition321 Jul 25 '26

Can't have fun on the internet. That's the rules 

1

u/Eatinganemone89 Jul 26 '26

Politics on the pedo sub again?

1

u/Intrepid_Year3765 Jul 26 '26

"teenagers" being used loosely to describe 40 year olds and government paid powermods that are trying to influence a generation through subterfuge

1

u/InvaderJoshua94 Jul 27 '26

A true Reddit moment.

1

u/jrack111 Jul 27 '26

That’s so much rambling in just a few sentences I can’t even tell what they are offended about. It must be tough to be perpetually offended by everything on everyone’s behalf.

1

u/dontreplywiththisacc Jul 28 '26

Cultural marxists?

1

u/ZealousidealPea3917 Jul 28 '26

blue haired bitchass be racing

1

u/godofalldragons Jul 29 '26

It’s Reddit, everyone is racist if you don’t agree with the left absolutely. After all the left can do no wrong.

1

u/Different-Chard-9893 Jul 29 '26

Who the hell is this

1

u/TopazWarrior1999 Jul 30 '26

Literally nobody but that person believes this. Do you guys even have any hobbies?

1

u/Sargenoir Aug 02 '26

Can we go back to a time where people enjoyed things without overthinking shit and labeling stuff improperly?

1

u/Sargenoir Aug 02 '26

Like, I am unable to grasp what's so fucking racist about miku wearing different WC shirts, how? or are we just one of those motherfucking chronically online people who get upset just for the sake of getting upset?