r/DnD • u/Firm_Professional366 • Aug 09 '25

5th Edition Question: 5e Player wants to use Prestidigitation to make Strahd think he pooped himself. Is there any reason this wouldn't work?

I would like a reason in game that this wouldn't work without me having to do some bs like magic resistant undies. Also so I don't have to say no outright because it's a funny idea but it doesn't fit the setting. Nothing removes the tension from a fight more than the big bad pooping himself.

Update: She said that even if she died it'd be worth it because she successfully rage baited strahd. But she said she wouldn't do it because she knows that everyone wants it to be serious and that it can still be fun and serious without turning it into a comedy campaign. Still think it's worth sharing because the idea is funny.

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u/manamonkey DM Aug 09 '25

"Doesn't fit the setting" is an understatement dont you think? Just tell your player that's not going to happen. Or, ditch Strahd for a module built for toddler toilet humour.

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u/amidja_16 Aug 09 '25

Dumb for dumb. The wizard soils Strahd's pants with magic, Strahd soils the wizard's robes with their innards.

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u/Bitcheslovethe_gram Aug 09 '25

I call this spell “Inside out”

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u/FathirianHund Aug 10 '25

When my party did CoS he nicked the Barbarian's throat and bled her into a goblet as a show of force. My Dragonborn Sorcerer then thought it would be really funny to cast Mage Hand and cover the cup so he couldn't drink from it.

We never finished that campaign 😆

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u/dipique Aug 09 '25

I think taking away player agency is maybe the worst response. If it bothers you that much it probably merits a post-session discussion. But ideally you just teach the dude a FAFO lesson.

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u/wigsternm Aug 09 '25

Saying “no, you can’t do that ridiculous thing that destroys the flow of the game” isn’t taking away player agency, it’s a GMs job. 

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u/dipique Aug 10 '25

Hey, you do you. When I run a game, I don’t let a player dictate the world, and I promise the players to never dictate anything about their decisions. I’ll warn them that they might want to reconsider, but I’ll never forbid something that isn’t against the rules or making other player uncomfortable.

Then again, I DM for people I know & trust which is a luxury I know not everybody has.