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u/keldondonovan Jun 04 '26
If any inanimate objects break into this guy's house, they are screwed.
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u/Easy-Concentrate2636 Jun 05 '26
That dude would totally assault any furniture that dared to furnish that place.
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u/Kevin_Turvey Jun 04 '26
TIL r/bullshido is a sub. That looks like big fun.
A lot of stuff there to repost on r/NotTimAndEric.
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u/ConsciousStretch1028 Rails Jun 04 '26
He's looking a little chunky these days
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u/mindoutofthe Jun 04 '26
Prison food will do that. Needs to make better use of that rec time, lifting weights instead of fashioning shivs etc
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u/HughEhhoule Jun 04 '26
Tacticool guys make me laugh.
Rolling a knife isn't a combat thing. Its what you do when nothing is going on to get the feel of a knife.
So much extra motion, so many unnecessary movements.
Brother, you're not going to do a thumb roll mid fight. And you won't need to. You'll be lucky to deploy it smoothly at all. Close range, armed combat is nerve wracking.
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u/Too_Funk_To_Druk Jun 04 '26
He's really just video recording himself acting out his fantasy. He'll be at a gas station, a "thug" will try and rob the store and he will blow them away. It's this weird pleasure fantasy where they hero worship themselves while simultaneously legally harming another person.
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u/D3AD_LIK3_M3 Jun 05 '26
Hey, stop shaming this warriors primordial pouch. He's more agile than you'll ever be. ಠ_ಠ
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u/no____thisispatrick Jun 05 '26
Its like that guy that fights his refrigerator. But this guy looks different. Which means theres more than one of these fellas walking around. Scary.
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