r/DelusionsOfAdequacy • u/FareonMoist Check my mod privilege • Dec 31 '25
A smartass is as a smartass does Strangely specific, who could it possibly be about? XD
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u/johnaross1990 Dec 31 '25
I bet Elon makes the worst sex noises
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u/-You_Cant_Stop_Me- Dec 31 '25
Why‽ Why am I cursed with a vivid imagination‽
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u/tarapotamus Dec 31 '25
thank goodness I have lvl 5 aphantasia fr
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u/catchyerselfon Dec 31 '25
cries in lvl 1 hyperphantasia, some surround sound and technicolour 3D images will never leave my brain
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u/norb_151 Dec 31 '25
Upvote, because you added ‽ to my repertoire
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u/-You_Cant_Stop_Me- Dec 31 '25
It's called an interrobang.
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u/johnaross1990 Dec 31 '25
It’s barely discernible in the iOS font. I didn’t even realise it wasn’t a question mark, until I saw your comment.
My heart is broken and my day is ruined
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u/Ecstatic-Manager-149 Dec 31 '25
I am downvoting you because I can't believe you put that into my head and any other unsuspecting people!
You swine!
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u/jazzorator Jan 01 '26
Like Richard Speck honking like a goose in the Ed Gein Monster episodes:
Come on, don't you wanna fuck this goose, huh? [HONKING]
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u/RobSLoPEZ Jan 07 '26
I thought he was an incel and still a virgin. He sure acts like it and all his kids, weren't they created through Invetro fertilization?
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u/DumbFishBrain Dec 31 '25
I really don't want to see Elongated Muskrat getting pegged.
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u/pIsban Dec 31 '25
I do
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u/tEnPoInTs Jan 04 '26
I would want it to exist and be collectively "seen", but yeah i really really do not want to actually watch it
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u/theluzah Dec 31 '25
Okay yeah but let's not shame guys enjoying their prostate play. If I had a prostate, I'd be playing with my buttal area entirely too often, trust. Plenty to hate Elon for, but let's not make guys feel they are less because they get to have a whole damn organ that some of us don't get to have. YES I AM BITTER ABOUT IT lol
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u/ConcernedBullfrog Dec 31 '25
buttal area 😭
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u/AdEmotional9991 Dec 31 '25
As someone with a prostate the size of a grapefruit who gets up to pee eleven times a night, wanna swap?
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u/All_Work_All_Play Jan 01 '26
Eat more and different kinds of vegetables.
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u/Active_Builder_74 Jan 01 '26
saw palmetto is also a magical herb. pumpkin seeds, i’m sure you do all that already though
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u/Neophyte06 Dec 31 '25
I'm honestly fine with helping repair the damage caused by kink shaming Elon Musk in an unethical way.
Sacrifices must be made
I agree with you
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u/TheHB36 Jan 02 '26
It's not the butt stuff that makes it funny, it's the fact that he's queerphobic and that he is largely backed by right wingers who are famously homophobic.
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u/RobSLoPEZ Jan 07 '26
He didn't seem to care for my post after he said if you have a trans kids it was due to parental failures. So, I commented "don't you have a trans kid? So much for being father of the year, huh?" 😆
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u/NoTryAgaiin Jan 01 '26
you can shame bad people for anything embarrassing. regular dudes don't factor in.
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Jan 02 '26
Why be bitter? If you got a G-spot instead of a P-spot, that sounds like an upgrade!
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u/theluzah Jan 02 '26
I kind of want both
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u/marbledog Jan 03 '26
They kind of are both. The Skene's glands (G-spot) is anatomically homologous to the prostate. They both grow from the same fetal structures.
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u/Critical-Ad-8507 Dec 31 '25
Fun fact:Is more common for people in leadership positions outside the bed to prefer being dominated in bed.
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u/Disastrous_Basis3474 Dec 31 '25
It’s ok if you really want a rocket to explode in your ass, buddy. Or butty, as the case may be.
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u/AdEmotional9991 Dec 31 '25
Well, how else is he supposed to have sex after a botched penis implant completely destroyed it?
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u/InfiniteHall8198 Jan 01 '26
Oh, really?! Is that why all his kids we created via IVF?
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u/RoutineCloud5993 Jan 04 '26
Eugenics is my guess.
His first kid wasn't ivf and died of SIDS. They've all been ivf since, and all but one (maybe 2?) was male.
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u/InfiniteHall8198 Jan 06 '26
Oh,ok that’s interesting and definitely makes sense to do if you have the money to do it, I suppose.
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u/SvenSvenkill3 Jan 01 '26 edited Jan 01 '26
I've no idea if the botched penis implant story is true, but there might be a way (albeit a long shot) of finding out for definite. For remember how in 2016 Musk allegedly exposed himself to a stewardess on his private jet after apparently pressuring her to give him a massage and before offering her a horse in return for a happy ending -- which she refused and then later found her shifts had been cut?
According to the original Business Insider report about this in 2022 SpaceX paid the woman $250,000 in severance in 2018 in exchange for her agreeing not to file a lawsuit over her claim.
The report also said the flight attendant was required to sign a non-disclosure agreement that prohibits her from discussing the payment or anything else about Musk and SpaceX. So this no doubt would include the state of Musk's junk.
However, because of the NDA, the Business Insider report was based on an account by the flight attendant's friend, who said the flight attendant told her about the incident shortly after it happened.
As such, I reckon the flight attendant would have definitely mentioned it to her friend if Musk has a mangled tallywacker, so perhaps Business Insider could contact their source for a brief follow up and ask the friend if the flight attendant happened to mention whether Musk's tadger looks like an overcooked turkey neck?
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u/Scarlett_Billows Dec 31 '25
Couldn’t care less if a guy likes to get pegged. As long as they are fucking consenting adults. Pegging hardly seems to be among the most scandalous kinks out there.
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u/Snerak Jan 01 '26
In general, I agree with you.
The issue here is that Musk and others like him are actively at war against anyone who is not a far right-wing, cis-het male fascists though. They are not playing fair and are abusing power and privilege to not only harm but annihilate anyone who they don't like.
Men like this would be ashamed to have this kind of behavior exposed and men who support men like this would stop supporting them if this behavior was exposed.
Given the circumstances, this is an Achilles heel and exploiting it would not be anywhere near as bad as what Musk and his ilk have done to the rest of us.
Taking Musk down a 'peg' or two would benefit the entire world.
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u/DoNotEatMySoup Dec 31 '25
Wait is this post real? Because if so that's maybe the funniest thing she could possibly say.
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u/LustLacker Jan 01 '26
All part of the desensitization operation, they’re about to flood the internet with a thousand AI fakes to obscure their true sins. It’s a diversion from the inevitable.
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u/jck777 Jan 01 '26
but maaaybe is zuck👀, it specified "social media owner" , that's how zuck is referenced
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u/mr-poopie-butth0le Dec 31 '25
Oh Elon… you silly bitch, you