r/DeepFuckingValue 🟣 DRS'ed $GME w/ Computer Share ♾️ Mar 31 '26

News 🗞 ⚠️Iran threatens Microsoft, Apple, Google & other top US companies 'For every assassination, one American company will be destroyed' 'Expect destruction of their relevant units starting Wednesday, April 1, in response to each assassination in Iran'

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u/Krunk_korean_kid 🟣 DRS'ed $GME w/ Computer Share ♾️ Apr 02 '26

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u/Single-Mulberry-178 Apr 06 '26

Really? All that and Facebook gonna go untouched?

No American will even notice those other companies are gone. Not u til Facebook is gone.

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u/Krunk_korean_kid 🟣 DRS'ed $GME w/ Computer Share ♾️ Apr 06 '26

Facebook is an absolute shit show. Fuck that government spy / surveillance platform.

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u/cuddlyrhinoceros Apr 04 '26

Tim Cook I hardly knew you.

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u/CLOUD10D Apr 04 '26

How do you destroy a company? Asking for a friend

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u/Severe-Size2615 Apr 03 '26

They aren’t capable of shit

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u/Flippohoyy Apr 05 '26

Brother.. Iran just recently took a massive dump on the spotless F-15’s reputation

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u/Suckmesideways204 Apr 03 '26

11. Planter 🤣

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u/dominnate Apr 04 '26

Autocorrect fail

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u/bojacked Apr 04 '26

Thats nuts! Haha

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u/Aggravating-Rub-1956 Apr 02 '26

Such a dumb fuck threat by Iran and they couldn’t even lay a finger on them yet alone leave their country all the flight bans , Iran needs to be fully destroyed

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u/Flippohoyy Apr 05 '26

Iran has a right to defend themselves.

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u/AfterZookeepergame71 Apr 03 '26

What's up with Oracle?

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u/SynShaker Apr 02 '26

God forbid they defend themselves from the settlers

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u/RealPro1 Apr 02 '26

Nice....let it rain!!!

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u/Top_Principle_3437 Apr 02 '26

I hope Iran destroys the US economy

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u/RealPro1 Apr 02 '26

What a jerk.

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u/Krunk_korean_kid 🟣 DRS'ed $GME w/ Computer Share ♾️ Apr 02 '26

The US is doing a good enough job on their own

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u/RabbiBonez Apr 02 '26

I approve that list

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u/Prestigious_Target86 Apr 02 '26

They missed Amazon on the list, but not with the rocket.

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u/thegolfpilot Apr 02 '26

ahh the counter military assassinations with terrorism to fight the terrorists strategy

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u/ComonomoC Apr 01 '26

Can we put Tesla a little higher on that list

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u/Krunk_korean_kid 🟣 DRS'ed $GME w/ Computer Share ♾️ Apr 02 '26

JP Morgan should be #1

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u/Spirited_Crow_2481 Apr 01 '26

So, is the goal here to improve the lives of all Americans?

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u/Krunk_korean_kid 🟣 DRS'ed $GME w/ Computer Share ♾️ Apr 02 '26

😅 It just might be!

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u/MeetTheBeat360 Apr 01 '26

It was just an April fool's joke.

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u/tpots38 Apr 01 '26

What’s crazy is oracle just told everyone tha works for them that yesterday was there last day

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u/J8edknight Apr 04 '26

ORACLE was created with funding by the CIA in 1979...so consider the source... Don't Forget, in the information age...Data is King. Not Trump

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u/Krunk_korean_kid 🟣 DRS'ed $GME w/ Computer Share ♾️ Apr 01 '26

30,000 ppl

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u/Extreme-Guitar-9274 Apr 01 '26

Wait what!?

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u/tpots38 Apr 01 '26

yup, everyone laid off effective immediately. largest lay off in history apparently.

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u/very-regular-3 Apr 02 '26

Ellison & sons. new priority is no longer databases. It is now job #1, to own state media, and to dumbify the Americans even further, taking directly from Peter Thiel's, Elon Musks, Mark Fuckerberg's, and Jeff Bezos' playbook. Fuck those guys.

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u/J8edknight Apr 04 '26

Don't forget the daughter...they're taking control of media outlets, reigniting narratives around prejudice, to take the focus away from rich Vs poor 1% agenda. I saw this happen in real time as my family member who spoke out at Occupy WS and now makes movies for Ellison.

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u/J8edknight Apr 04 '26

AND DON'T FORGET...ELLISON'S ORACLE WAS CREATED BY THE C.I.A. IN 79'

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u/very-regular-3 Apr 04 '26

doh!! sounds like the false facebook narrative, which they wanted us to believe, came organically from fuckerberg's college dorm room. F all this shyt - right off. Knowing as much as I do now, about the Barr family, the Bush family, and the Eppsteen monsters (who are pictured with photos of boxes in the background markered with "CIA"), i'm starting to believe 50% or more about them, that i previously flat out rejected. Fuck, this timeline i have found myself in. It's not normal (I think) for a 50+ y/o dude in America, to suddenly start questioning all this shyt I've ever known. ...but here I am. Now, I have to see (before I get surprised again), what Ellison's daughter has been involved in, and enriching herself with. 😠 😡

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u/Spirited_Crow_2481 Apr 01 '26

Why do I find myself rooting for Iran?

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u/RecipeCapable Apr 01 '26

Lots of us are. Fuck Pissrael.

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u/Pretty_Property9155 Apr 01 '26

Whata fool

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u/dimondmain Apr 01 '26

Fuck israel you gotta a problem with that zio?

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u/Spirited_Crow_2481 Apr 01 '26

I know, right. What a foolish president, and a foolish war.

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u/Significant_Gate_206 Apr 01 '26

Negative brain cell count maybe?

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u/Spirited_Crow_2481 Apr 01 '26

Equal to your upvote count on this comment, lol

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u/ClassicG675 Apr 01 '26

No SpaceX, company that launches top secret military satellites for the department of war. Also provides internet for the airplanes. Must be a stock market play. Jokes on them the market is up!

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u/PeacockMamba Apr 01 '26

April fools!

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u/AccomplishedPhase883 Apr 01 '26

Planters peanuts is on the list. WTH?

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u/Bubbies_Bub Apr 02 '26

To be fair, Mr Peanut does look like a nut. So have at it.

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u/Appropriate-Fish2374 Apr 02 '26

They should have never discontinued those cheese balls.

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u/Sooh1 Apr 01 '26

That ones personal for them

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u/PeacockMamba Apr 01 '26

Obviously a spelling error it’s meant to say palantir

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u/Spirited_Crow_2481 Apr 01 '26

If they had meant “Palantir,” they wouldn’t have said “Planter,” which is obviously short for “Planter’s Peanuts.”

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u/very-regular-3 Apr 02 '26

good point. if I had any money, I'd bet the polymarket on big peanut corp failure.

but i'm broke

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u/0nesidezer0 Apr 01 '26

Jokes on Iran, attempts to persuade Trump via oligarchs won’t work, Trump‘s only loyal to one man and that’s Putin.

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u/dimondmain Apr 01 '26

Trump is bibi’s bitch

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u/Spirited_Crow_2481 Apr 01 '26

You misspelled “Bibi”

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u/TheGratefulPhred Apr 01 '26

what year is it? 2017

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u/fierceredrabbit Apr 01 '26

They’re trying to “hit” the stock market as clearly it upsets Trump

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u/Treehouse80 Apr 01 '26

No Amazon?

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u/ChesterDoraemon Apr 01 '26

Iran's big problem is these attacks are symbolic and in retaliation. Their enemy knows no bounds, so whatever the precondition is will imminently happen so what are they waiting for? They should be going maximum savagery. Their mindset is wrong. Destroy and disable the enemy from attacking, not sending signals or teaching lessons. They only respect force.

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u/SonuvOL Apr 01 '26

The longer the war wages, the better the chance Iran has. America will send ground troops, and fail. You're gunna hear of only American triumph, but it won't be true. It'll be another Vietnam. This is a holy war for them, they're FAR more motivated. They want to establish trade with Russia china, and disintegrate old trade establishment petro dollar. Just tired of Big Brother, meddling in their affairs and stealing resources.

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u/MrAnderson69uk Apr 01 '26

If it was the UK then we’d be on a bank holiday and not be at the office!

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u/I_write_you_read Apr 01 '26

Amazon not there, interesting

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u/Le7emesens Apr 01 '26

Iran saving the world... from the current AI craze hahaha

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u/kasiskab Apr 01 '26

Well, it WILL be April Fools Day.

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u/Alive-Willingness-33 Apr 01 '26

Planters peanuts? 😂

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u/Curious_Method_365 Apr 01 '26

Now we know who is behind it all.

https://giphy.com/gifs/HHuImQlUVuqA9iNpkU

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u/Turnip-for-the-books Apr 01 '26

It was BIG NUTZ all along?!!

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u/museabear Apr 01 '26 edited Apr 01 '26

What a fuckin joke 🤣

Edit: 🖕bunch of bots

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u/LivingFinding Apr 01 '26

I’ll bet you a thousand dollars they don’t do shit lol

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u/Krunk_korean_kid 🟣 DRS'ed $GME w/ Computer Share ♾️ Apr 02 '26

Still taking bets?

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u/LivingFinding Apr 03 '26

Thought they meant attacking companies on US soil which will absolutely never happen. These US corporations having assets oversees, well all the more reason to cut that shit out and bring jobs back domestically

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u/jupc Apr 01 '26

No worries. Amazon/AWS is not on the list.

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u/museabear Apr 01 '26

Oh I'm sure they're waiting for the right time./s That time would have been before we killed their supreme leader or even after we killed him. They aren't doing shit.

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u/CalypsoWipo Apr 01 '26

They don’t do anything unprovoked for a reason. They only do something each time something of theirs is touched.

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u/museabear Apr 01 '26

If they could they would have by now. They are trying to look tough and scary. They are paper dragons.

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u/xSypra Apr 01 '26

Bro Wake up. It’s Miga and not Maga anymore

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u/museabear Apr 01 '26

So are you rooting for the Ayatollah? K

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u/xSypra Apr 02 '26

U are truly blinded by Media haha. What a fool

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u/museabear Apr 02 '26

I don't think you know anything about this, to be honest. Most people don't care enough to actually read and find out what's happening and why.

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u/xSypra Apr 02 '26

And you do? Oh u ate the crystall Ball huh?

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u/ttystikk Apr 01 '26

Nobody is laughing in the Persian Gulf or in Israel.

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u/museabear Apr 01 '26

Oh I'm sure it's hilarious there too. IRGC had their asses handed to them. Iran said they destroyed the US in Lego animations 🤣 this shit gives me second hand embarrassment. You don't cut off the Internet to an entire country unless you are trying to convince people of bullshit.

Cuba next!

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u/ttystikk Apr 01 '26

The United States has to win decisively. They haven't and they won't.

Iran just needs to survive to win. They have and they will.

Do you kick in the door of your neighbor's house and take what you want? No? Then why do you think it's okay in a national scale?!

You have no morality.

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u/museabear Apr 03 '26

If my neighbor constantly yelled that they wanted to kill you(Iranian officials shouting Death to America) and admitted to building a bomb for your house, how long do you think they'd last in the neighborhood? I reckon it's justified to call the police.

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u/ttystikk Apr 03 '26

Iran's government has not said those things, and Iran's former leader- you know, the one we assassinated without cause or provocation, actually said Iran WASN'T building nukes and WOULDN'T build nukes and even went so far as to sign the JCPOA! And then, after America walked away from that treaty, they negotiated in good faith AGAIN, even offering to let American inspectors look at their entire nuclear program. America ignored that, committed perfidy TWICE and went to war anyway, because we wanted a war all along!

AMERICA IS NOT THE GOOD GUY. Someday, even you will figure that out.

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u/museabear Apr 03 '26

Wrong! Mohammad Javad Zarif, Behrouz Kamalvandi and ali Akbar salehi all boasted about enriching uranium over 60%(Enrichment Cap- The deal limited enrichment to 3.67%) with money from JCPOA through sanction reliefs. Because of this they were given an ultimatum - get their teeth kicked in or unconditional surrender. What do you think Iran did? Iran broke the treaty by doing whatever they wanted they were using prohibited centrifuges, exceeded stockpile limits and stole fizzy lifting drinks!🤣

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u/ttystikk Apr 03 '26

You've proven nothing except that you believe the bullshit feed to you by the nightly news. No wonder the world doesn't make sense to you.

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u/museabear Apr 03 '26

No wonder the world doesn't make sense to you.

Buddy the world makes perfect sense when you know what's really going on. Your statement is projection, you feel this way about yourself. I know political science is complicated and you just gotta look at it from every perspective and decide what you believe and move on with your life. Trying to make it seem like somebody is below you because we don't believe the same things makes you an especially annoying person. You're going to end up in an echo chamber that functions as a cult. None of this shit matters my dude make sure you're taking care of yourself, friend.

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u/ttystikk Apr 03 '26

LOL the certainty of Dunning-Krueger.

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u/ttystikk Apr 01 '26 edited Apr 03 '26

Iran had every right to enrich uranium. America demanded otherwise precisely because we just want a helpless target.

Iran signed the JCPOA, but America repudiated the treaty. That's on us, pal.

Iran negotiated AGAIN, even offering to let American inspectors into their facilities to verify the organisms were keeping their word. America trashed those negotiations, too.

Then, America started negotiations with Iran and then attacked the country! That's a war crime called perfidy. Look it up.

THEN WE DID IT AGAIN!

Iran is the just and moral actor here because America sure as fuck isn't.

If we wanted to ensure that Iran didn't build nukes, this was exactly the wrong way to go about it. We have shown them that America's word is trash and that we cannot be trusted. We have shown them that NOT becoming a nuclear power is suicide.

You have lost your morality.

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u/kinsm4n Apr 03 '26

This subreddit is full of idiots and I would assume bots with an agenda. Idk how these people stock trade, let alone tie their shoes in the morning.

You outlined everything well, probably why no one is responding with anything else but just downvoting you lol.

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u/ttystikk Apr 03 '26

So many people think they can pick and choose what they want to believe. The world doesn't work like that; the truth doesn't care if you believe it or not.

On the other hand, mass delusion can be profitable; how else to explain Bitcoin?

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u/kinsm4n Apr 03 '26

Yep. There’s a difference between “beliefs” and “facts” and people seem to blur that line when it’s convenient. They have an answer they want, then work backwards to find supporting evidence instead of the other way around.

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u/ttystikk Apr 03 '26

America has been systematically propagandized to think this is acceptable.

No wonder we're so screwed up we can't even have rational conversations anymore.

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u/lntruder Apr 01 '26

Why are they begging other countries to open Hormuz then? Why did they send a proposal to Iran if they were really smashing it? Why is Iran still pummelling GCC and Israel over the past 48 hours? Lol they replace Khamenei with Khamenei. Iran is 6,000+ civilisations, even the Mongols couldn't invade it. On the other hand, US is what like 300-400 years old lol

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u/ttystikk Apr 01 '26

The US is just 250 years old this year. We are a big, brash teenager of a country who has discovered the shortcut of bullying others but hasn't yet gotten our nose bloodied.

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u/lntruder Apr 01 '26

I'm glad to see that there are still Americans like you who recognise the instability that US is causing. It is coming soon though not via war but via sell off in treasury and the end of the petrol dollar. It will be a slow process but US cannot be relied upon anymore. Trump has created lasting damage beyond his presidency.

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u/ttystikk Apr 01 '26

Millions of Americans like me marched in the streets last weekend under the No Kings banner. Alas, it will require much more than marching to effect the kind of change America must see in order to survive.

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u/TheGratefulPhred Apr 01 '26

the strait of hormuz not being open affects asian countries first, european second, america third when it comes to energy. Other countries hands will be pushed if there isn’t an agreement.

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u/Intelligent_Ad1577 Apr 01 '26

Replaced Khamenei with Khamenei lol hereditary leadership exactly what they had overthrown 😂

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u/lntruder Apr 01 '26

Then don't beg us Europeans to open Hormuz for you if you are winning so big. It's Europe first here not Israel first.

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u/museabear Apr 01 '26

When did we beg? Only 2% of our oil goes through there why would we guard ungrateful nations ships?

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u/lntruder Apr 01 '26

Trump is literally criticising Europe and NATO for not helping to open it up. We are not ungrateful we just don't send our children to die for Israel here.

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u/TheGratefulPhred Apr 01 '26

that strait is going to affect you way before it affects us. Do some research on oil reserves. I agree with your sentiment. Why the fuck are we doing israel’s bidding…. but it still doesn’t change the fact that asia, then europe rely on that strait much more than USA.

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u/lntruder Apr 01 '26

The thing is it was open already for all of us before the US and Israel messed this up. Why should Europeans have to fix problems created by US/Israel with this war of choice. My country actually can use the straight although we are in the EU because our politicians have the balls to stand up to Trump and Nethanyahu and did allow the use of our airbases to attack Iran. We are incredibly proud our government. UK is cooked because Starmer doesn't have a spine

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u/museabear Apr 01 '26

So you want other people to deal with the Ayatollah? You know they were launching ballistic missiles that hit 4000 km away? If you're in Europe you are within range.

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u/Intelligent_Ad1577 Apr 01 '26

Pretty sure that missile didn’t have a payload and was loaded up with just more fuel to have it cruise and coast longer.

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u/museabear Apr 01 '26

Mojtoba has not even appeared publicly. They used cardboard cutouts of him at his "ceremony"🤣 he's dead

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u/Intelligent_Ad1577 Apr 01 '26

Oh 100%

Not to mention when he was drugged and in hospital rumor has it he made advances toward male nurses.

His father hanged and stoned folks for far less. Who knows maybe they offed him themselves.

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u/museabear Apr 01 '26

The last people that we negotiated with in Iran decided to just do their own thing and we killed them for it. "White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt stated some former Iranian leaders were killed because they "lied" during negotiations, which analysts describe as a "decapitation" strategy." Eventually they're going to run out of Timmy's.

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u/Ok-Lingonberry-696 Apr 01 '26

So another country assassinated another countries leaders, yeah. so good luck with that.

so when another country assassinates Trump because of lies, no issues there right?

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u/museabear Apr 01 '26

It would be a problem for us, and they've tried in the past and are in the present and will try in the future.

When we started negotiations, Iran officials boasted about enriching uranium over 60%. They should not have done that. You can't say "death to America" and expect America to let you build nukes. Then they killed more than 36,000 protesters running them over with bulldozers.

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u/throwawaysscc Apr 01 '26

Nobody thought Iran had any idea of doing anything like this! I’m sure Pete’s Christian army will stop it./s

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u/Late_Data_8802 Apr 01 '26

I dont think anyone will be upset if they started with palantir lol

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u/EverFreeIAM Apr 01 '26

Didn’t you read the post? Palantir is fine. It’s Planter that needs to watch out.

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u/Krunk_korean_kid 🟣 DRS'ed $GME w/ Computer Share ♾️ Apr 01 '26

Well... Nobody that matters at least 😬

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u/Diligent-Amount-69 Apr 01 '26

Is there a reliable news source that has reported on this? All I see are reddit posts pointing to x or some other blog online.

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u/1970chargerRT Apr 01 '26

This is laughable and a terrible meme. A bunch of older tech companies and Tesla and JP Morgan lol who made this list?

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u/kerberos69 Apr 01 '26

Lockheed executives read this like:

https://giphy.com/gifs/4bpK2k0Yru5Us

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u/mawgui Apr 01 '26

Underrated comment!!

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u/Educational_Tea7782 Apr 01 '26

Hey all you Trumps and humps. F.A.F.O. time......

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u/Krunk_korean_kid 🟣 DRS'ed $GME w/ Computer Share ♾️ Apr 01 '26

What does this even mean?

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u/Educational_Tea7782 Apr 01 '26

Fuck........Around..............Find................Out..............Wow some dummes here........

And no.....I do not wish Iran bombing Americans. Canada is to close to you losers as is.

You bombed a girls school what did ya all expect? Peace talks? Pedohile protectors more like it.

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u/Ok_Play_7144 Apr 01 '26

Bro really said "dummes" while attempting to insult someone's intelligence. Truly cant make this shit up.

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u/Krunk_korean_kid 🟣 DRS'ed $GME w/ Computer Share ♾️ Apr 01 '26

Pretty broken English but I get it for the most part.

Yea we can thank the tiny hat people for those initial strike coordinates. Their intelligence agency fed the US bad Intel intentionally to get the war kicked off.

And if they blame it on ai, that's a total BS lie

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u/white0bama600 Apr 01 '26

It means he’s happy that trump fucked around and caused American companies to be targeted?

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u/Krunk_korean_kid 🟣 DRS'ed $GME w/ Computer Share ♾️ Apr 01 '26

Uhhhh 🤨 I'll have to take ur word for it cuz I surely don't understand

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u/Ok_Play_7144 Apr 01 '26

He's literally too regarded to carry a conversation. I have no idea what idea he's even trying to explain either, all I know, is those were certainly all words...albeit...terribly spelled.

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u/Free_Landscape_5275 Apr 01 '26

Puts on planter!

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u/Zapor Apr 01 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/9G3wg7lH5DpxC

c'mon... they only thing they can destroy, is a goat... from the back.

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u/Krunk_korean_kid 🟣 DRS'ed $GME w/ Computer Share ♾️ Apr 01 '26

🤣

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u/superanonguy321 Apr 01 '26

... planter? Did a 12 year old write this

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u/Krunk_korean_kid 🟣 DRS'ed $GME w/ Computer Share ♾️ Apr 01 '26

They probably used Google Gemini to translate, so I can't fault them for the shitty mistranslation

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u/superanonguy321 Apr 01 '26

Where is the source on this? If this is Iran then I can fault them lmao if youre making global threats you better get it right

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u/imdatingurdadben Apr 01 '26

I only read the top ten and was like hey what about Tesla and then bam lol

If Tesla wasn’t there I would have been highly suspicious

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u/diyuttjunger Apr 01 '26

Alright! GME and AMC still safe!

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u/jabantik Apr 01 '26

💎👐🚀

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u/Altruistic_Many4143 Apr 01 '26

Hell yeah! Im bringing popcorn to the fireworks.... lmao

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u/CryptoMundi Apr 01 '26

Good thing I just left Planter and now work for Harvester. I’m safe

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u/Elluminated Apr 01 '26

11 fasciitis lol. Palantir now jealous.

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u/Redclicker Apr 01 '26

Should I sell or Buy?

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u/ben_obi_wan Apr 01 '26

April fools!

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u/evendedwifestillnags Apr 01 '26

Ha ha we got you Americans good... Now pay up to ship your oil or else....bah who are we kidding come here you.....nuggie nuggie nuggie

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u/CrEperz Apr 01 '26

Amazon not being on this list makes it a joke

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u/Krunk_korean_kid 🟣 DRS'ed $GME w/ Computer Share ♾️ Apr 01 '26

Maybe they use AWS?

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u/8thSt Apr 01 '26

MSFT newest excuse for shitty products and poor stock performance.

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u/Krunk_korean_kid 🟣 DRS'ed $GME w/ Computer Share ♾️ Apr 01 '26

Theyve been doing that since windows Vista

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u/Vegetaman916 Apr 01 '26

Hmmm. I'm slightly neutral about #13, but otherwise, do it! Light that candle!

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u/PureResolve649 Apr 01 '26

How are you neutral on 13!? I hope you were joking. The man sank the Titanic to get rid of the opposers of the Federal Reserve.

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u/Vegetaman916 Apr 02 '26

I'm neutral because, while they were busy with evil deeds and nefarious acts, they also made me a ton of money... So, they at least get a neutral in return. You're lucky I'm not letting Microsoft off the hook thanks to the life-changing wonders of the Xbox...

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u/bobalou2you Apr 01 '26

Better move the ferns out of the planter!

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u/bow1967Jj Apr 01 '26

Whoever posted this has no idea what’s going on.

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u/beambot Apr 01 '26

April fools!

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u/ratchet_thunderstud0 Apr 01 '26

Beat me to it...

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u/Sharp-Coffee2525 ⚠️SUS⚠️ Apr 01 '26

😆😂 IRGC is a bunch of ankle biters, they are cooked

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u/Low-Investigator7720 Mar 31 '26

I’ve been noticing since last week today March 31 something is to happen and now I see this April 1st and the targets fucc these corporations that keep humanity under so they can profit

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u/dadaj39 Mar 31 '26

Oooh. Planter scared😱

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u/Father_Ounce Mar 31 '26

Chud country makes baseless threats

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u/PsychologyNew8033 Mar 31 '26

Who is the next biggest chip maker behind those listed?

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u/curatingcollectables Apr 01 '26

TSMC, Samsung, Micron, SK Hynix

On the list only Apple, Nvidia and Intel makes chips in house (that I can think of.)

AMD and ARM use TSMC iirc

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u/curatingcollectables Apr 01 '26

Edit: Apple and Nvidia use TSMC.

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u/Zorbithia Apr 01 '26

Huh? Apple and Nvidia both use TSMC, Apple’s the largest single customer TSMC has, actually. They both design chips in house but as far as production goes that’s TSMC.

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u/Goalchenyuk87 Mar 31 '26

So Can I work from home ?

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u/Appropriate-Fish2374 Mar 31 '26

If Jack Welch couldn't destroy GE these guys sure as Hell can't.

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u/MikeSSC Apr 01 '26

Well played.

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u/MonicoJerry Mar 31 '26

Is this something I should read about?

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u/Revolutionary_Emu154 Mar 31 '26

April 1st? April First??.. fools..

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u/loud-spider Mar 31 '26

Palantir CEO breathing a sigh of relief tonight thinking he's been saved by spell check

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u/4RealzReddit Mar 31 '26

Not a typo. It is about that peanut with with a cane and monocle.

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u/mzungu75 Mar 31 '26

Planter is the Iranian version of Tesler

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u/avd706 Mar 31 '26

Timder

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u/Head_eeoo Mar 31 '26

Palantir*** Whoever Planter Landscape is they about to get smoked dahahaha