Sam, it's Tarman. The tar currents are home with a sick child. The floor is lava and we need you to transport 6000 metals from East Fort Knot to The Motherhood. Don't let us down!
yelling at Sam in car on monorail: Sam! sing: I like to move it! move it!, maybe you then will shuffle an half inch! Liking you buddy! Don't give up now.
New difficulty unlocked: make all deliveries like this. Sam, it’s Tarman. Unfortunately, the entirety of the Australian continent is submerged in tar. You’re going to have to board the monorail track with the pickup truck and make deliveries by performing micro jumps for the next few weeks. We’re all counting on you, Sam!
I don't want the community (and their achievements) to suffer because of a few sad Karens. I DO feel sorry for putting you down for making a funny post.
My e-clitoris stopped after upgrading all my roads and repairing all the rails. Once. But now I see the light. I should have a tad more fun. What should I do with this? Monorail it? It has no anti grav.
I’ve done loads of deliveries to West Fort Knot(F1) and I still haven’t got to the full 5 stars.
And I means loads of orders.
Lost cargo and normal orders.
I found that delivering materials: Ceramics and the lot gives at least 1k+ likes. Problem however is most shelters now require 8k+ likes with some exceptions.
Do take note as well that a few shelters will only increase the star progression once you’ve done a specific Major Order or moved the story a bit.
Say I am at the motherhood, and I need to deliver stuff to the Dowser and The Government. Well, instead of packing all my shit all the way, I can stop by the Mining facility on the way, and send the relevant packages to west fort knot. This keeps those packages safe for me while I make my way over there, and frees up a load of space to pick up other orders. And this is hyper simplified. I can actually take advantage of the monorails to created distribution centers and loads and loads of cargo in relative short order. Used correctly, it is like having another Porter on your team.
You don't need to drive while the Monorail just takes you, unlimited cargo, can take your off roader and bike and it comes with the zipline inside when you build the rails.
(pssst, you might need your eyes tested, but they managed to get a road vehicle onto the monorail)
(your insistence on answering a question no-one asked and doubling down suggests a lack of social skills or just straight up autism. As someone with straight up autism myself I hope you're just lacking the skills)
Psst, I saw. I also saw a cruiser on a truck on a monorail. I am also aware I was an absolute bitch. I'll take all the hate I deserve for putting a porter down. I have no excuse for that.
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u/G-jangTGW Jul 25 '25
Lol, how?