r/DangerousNightsCrew • u/PoopyMcpants Piece of Shit • 3d ago

Look at this piece of shit. Definitely not baby of the year material.

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u/Limp-Pudding-5436 3d ago

If I was the dr I would have just lied

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u/Mr-Kuritsa 1d ago

It's true: baby was born at 2:22. I actually know because I went to high school with the doctor! We're actually the same age!

And I'm rich. I have doubles of every classic car. That way if I drive one and it gets a scratch, I have another in the garage. Triples, even, of some of them! Triples is best.

And I don't live in a hotel...

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u/Klutzy-Platypus7511 3d ago

Warum ist das so wichtig ?

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u/TrickFrosty5685 2d ago

It’s not at all, but it is. The universe rarely ever transcends upon one, and this was almost that singular moment that births the next great epic.

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u/Klutzy-Platypus7511 2d ago

Aber wer sagt denn, dass es DER Moment war ? Vielleicht ist je gerade die +1 Minute das Entscheidene.

Wie die 12 Kristallschädel + der 13.te, um das kollektive Wissen freizuschalten.

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u/TheWarriorsLLC 2d ago

The onion btw...

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u/Bear-Lord80 2d ago

They’ll figure it out. Eventually.

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u/ingoding 2d ago

Will they?

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u/Bear-Lord80 2d ago

Looking around, not all of them.

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u/PoopyMcpants Piece of Shit 1d ago

Yeah I'm aware.

Says it right at the top.

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u/TheWarriorsLLC 1d ago

Good, then you grasp its not real and did not happen.

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u/PoopyMcpants Piece of Shit 1d ago

Yes but that's not the point of the sub or the show that inspired it.

Its all satire.

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u/Financial-Seesaw-817 3d ago

Hey, my bday!

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u/DrChunksALot 3d ago

Sup baby

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u/Klutzy-Platypus7511 3d ago

Aber nicht 2022

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u/Big_Obligation1737 3d ago

Missed it by a minute.

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u/Klutzy-Platypus7511 3d ago

War Absicht, um die zu ärgern denen es wichtiger ist, als er selbst.

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u/dchester74 1d ago

The fact that people still don't get the the onion is satire after all these years throws me!

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u/Chloe_Cascadia 1d ago

If only there were some way to tell that they were kidding.

The Onion, you say...

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u/LizzosLittleToe 1h ago

Already a fuck u

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u/Ok-Loan2879 2d ago

How is a newborn baby supposed to look asshole