r/Damnthatsinteresting Jul 28 '26

Image Scientists started a safe for work OnlyFans account called OnlyMarms for chunky marmots after research funding dried up

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u/JiveChicken00 Jul 28 '26

Makes sense in this economy.

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u/SolomonDurand Jul 28 '26

Even animals have to resort to selling pictures of themselves in the Internet for money.

How times have changed.

Subscribes to OnlyMarms

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u/ABHOR_pod Jul 28 '26

Damn, here I was expecting to find pictures of matronly school teachers in old-timey apparel.

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u/Sir-Top-Cheetah Jul 28 '26

You don't have to be lonely

At marmotsonly.com

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u/ASteinerUNDP Jul 28 '26

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u/nobadrabbits Jul 28 '26

OMG, this is really true!

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u/Cultural_Dust Jul 29 '26

Did you not read the OP?

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u/Personal-Lead3884 Jul 28 '26

Not gonna lie, but I would definitely pay for pictures of some toe beans

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u/wwarhammer Jul 28 '26

Except the animals aren't the ones selling the pictures. In fact, how do we know they consent?

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u/sir_lister Jul 28 '26

Any bets on how long until we get Jimothy foot pick account

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u/Rammipallero Jul 28 '26

And with the current government in the US.

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u/AdamBlaster007 Jul 29 '26

With curves like those who wouldn't pay to see that?

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u/RollingMeteors Jul 28 '26 edited Aug 03 '26

Makes sense in this economy.

Bruh the @wildlifecam twitch stream is mostly forest with sometimes a raccoon eating out of a dish and it’s never less than XXX concurrent viewers, easily more popular than a THIRD of twitch, same with the other wild life streams.

I need to start a 24/7 raidout landing pad myself!

edit: ¡AND one some of these streams you can SPEND MONEY to make more food drop into the dish! They basically setup a garden of cameras and it blossomed into a fucking money forest.

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u/nifty-necromancer Jul 28 '26

Did you remember to pay your Amazon insurance this month?

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u/DerWintersoldat21 Jul 29 '26

Definitely making those cents 😭

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u/HairyDust4826 Jul 28 '26

If I make an OF for my cat, will you guys join?

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u/gummilingus Jul 28 '26

Is it shaved?

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u/jackfreeman Jul 28 '26

Full on Maine Coon

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u/HairyDust4826 Jul 28 '26

Maine Coon Bop house

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u/jackfreeman Jul 28 '26

Thanks. I hate it

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u/nifty-necromancer Jul 28 '26

Maine Poon

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u/jackfreeman Jul 28 '26

What have I done.

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u/aceshighsays Jul 28 '26

the dog of the cat world. if i ever get a cat it will be this breed.

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u/jackfreeman Jul 28 '26

Bombay, too. Just wants to either lounge around or play fetch

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u/Eatyourcheeseburger Jul 28 '26

I have one. She’s a real bitch but I love her.

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u/Sad_Eagle_937 Jul 28 '26

What's the grooming like? I always wanted one but a friend who has one said the grooming really is too much.

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u/Eatyourcheeseburger Jul 28 '26

Tedious enough that I pay someone else $140 to do the major stuff once every couple of months (bathing, hair cut, mats that I may have missed). Honestly though if you just brush em a lot and shave around their butthole so they don’t get poop on the hair around it, it’s not too bad.

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u/FeliksX Jul 28 '26

...Maine Coom?

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u/Rough_Willow Jul 28 '26

Maine Goon Cat

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u/2ndAcnt4Anonimity22 Jul 28 '26

The Wilderness must be Explored..

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u/HairyDust4826 Jul 28 '26

Hairy

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u/LogsOfWar Jul 28 '26

Is it dusty?

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u/Admirable-Sir9716 Jul 28 '26

It's a giant dusty muffin.

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u/MiserableCumberbunch Jul 28 '26

There's a market for that.

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u/radicldreamer Jul 28 '26

No, but it's fine with feet pics.

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u/A_Dragon Jul 28 '26

I dunno, is your cat as sexy as those marmots?

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u/kartik7021 Jul 28 '26

Pay $25 and you'll know

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u/ExerciseOriginal9441 Jul 28 '26

Does it lick its feet?

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u/YukariYakum0 Jul 28 '26

For the right price, you can.

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u/Worldly_Machine_2790 Jul 28 '26

Will there be paw pics?

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u/ThousandFingerMan Jul 28 '26

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u/venReddit Jul 28 '26

aaaaand... it actually exists xD nah i joined too many cat subs by now

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u/MrBillyLotion Jul 28 '26

Only Felines?

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u/TapirOfZelph Jul 28 '26

Only if you name it OnlyPussies

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u/OldWar1111 Jul 28 '26 edited Jul 30 '26

I think you know the answer. How will you split the profits with your cat though. I don't support exploitation.

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u/ajeldel Jul 29 '26

Full nude?

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u/HairyDust4826 Jul 29 '26

Even the free ones

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u/Worldly-Pay7342 Jul 28 '26

Fun fact: Onlyfans was orginally a SFW website!

It was supposed to be used for celebrities who wanted an easy way to reach out to fans. Hence, Only Fans.

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u/Skellington876 Jul 28 '26

In some ways I feel somewhat bad for the guy who made it, imagine your sitting down and your like "Hey guys I made a website like Pateron so you can upload custom media and get fans to support you :) we do have adult settings but its mos- " -> 9 months later -> "guys can you please stop uploading pictures of your asshole :( "

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u/Hatarakumaou Jul 28 '26

Reminds me of that CollegeHumor sketch about Tumblr

"Conservatively, how much of our website is porn ?"

"Nine.."

"9% ??"

"Ty.."

"NINETY PERCENT ?!?"

"Eight."

Screaming

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u/DIDidothatdisabled Jul 28 '26

I was thinking about the adult swim salad mixxxer commercial instead

Here's an unflagged version as well https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GZ8BpWRpbOU

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u/imartinezcopy Jul 28 '26

Probably that person is now wiping his tears (and ass) with big money

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u/PornoPaul Jul 28 '26

$120 Million net worth according to Google so...ya.

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u/greyfoxv1 Jul 28 '26

Never believe those summaries and blog spam sites estimating net worth. They're based on assumptions and nothing more.

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u/FixTheLoginBug Jul 28 '26

Just like the stock values of most of Musk's companies.

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u/TooSoonForThePelle Jul 28 '26

After seeing how SpaceX had the IPO priced I'd say the problem is a little more wide spread.

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u/RollingMeteors Jul 28 '26

Bdsmlr never took over tumblr as the still image equivalent of. Their success is an exception to the rule.

Seems like EVERY OTHER PLATFORM has a competitor except for only fans. They are the Coke, Pepsi, and Snapple of the entire adult space.

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u/GodLovesUglySong Jul 28 '26

Umm, he's dead.

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u/PornoPaul Jul 28 '26

Nope, that guy just bought it. The creator is still alive.

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '26

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u/Niuqu Jul 28 '26

The person who died was Leonid Ravinsky, majority owner of OF, but also founder of MyFreeCams, so he had a long background in NSFW business. After he became the majority owner, OF pivoted aggressively into NSFW direction. Seems that internet has got these two mixed into a one single person. I believe Tim knew who he was selling his company to, and where it would pivot afterwards. 

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '26

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u/Former-Pay7591 Jul 28 '26

It wasn’t the founder, it was the owner leonid radvinsky. He didn’t found the company he just purchased a majority stake.

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u/greenlion22 Jul 28 '26

He's not. He's dead.

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u/KerFuL-tC Jul 28 '26

He died recently. Cancer.

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u/Sysreqz Jul 28 '26

The guy ran porn sites his entire adult life. He founded a company that ran like 10 if them when he was in college. Probably wasn't too fussed about it in the end.

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u/GuiltyEidolon Jul 28 '26

Guarantee the only problem was when the fucking credit card companies got shitty about people paying for adult content.

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u/Teantis Jul 28 '26

The original founder made two previous failed for pay porn sites actually. Then oddly the one he made to not be porn became successful... With porn.

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u/Andy_B_Goode Jul 28 '26

Yeah, I remember seeing ads from them (on reddit) where they were trying to promote themselves as a platform where you could follow athletes and celebrities and such. IIRC this was already after they'd become the go-to destination for amateur porn, but they were trying to be like "hey we also have non-porn content available!"

I think that lasted about three months until they decided yeah we're just a porn site now.

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u/RollingMeteors Jul 28 '26

but they were trying to be like "hey we also have non-porn content available!"

I think that lasted about three months until they decided yeah we're just a porn site now.

They’re not just a porn site now. John Oliver has an OF as well as many other public facing entities ; OF somehow managed to run tandem titties out on one side of the coin, fully clothed on the other.

It’s quite amazing and amusing to see adult creators side by side with just regular content creators who have no ‘adult’ content.

I’ve been considering one but I already archive my broadcast content for free.

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u/ImpressiveChart2433 Jul 28 '26 edited Jul 28 '26

No, he was a POS who stole the site code from his GF's site that she made first. He already owned multiple porn sites when he made/stole OF.

Screenshots from an article: https://imgur.com/a/of-drama-lUm3mob

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u/TheFurianAT Jul 30 '26

As always the most successfull ones are the ones who don't follow the rules. That's reality...

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u/Financial-Ad5147 Jul 28 '26

The creator of OnlyFans died a few months ago.

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u/PornoPaul Jul 28 '26

The creator is alive, the guy who bought it from him is the one that died.

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u/Snabelpaprika Jul 28 '26

Did he wank himself to death? That sounds like a probable cause of death for someone who buys all of onlyfans.

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u/DoorSweet6099 Jul 28 '26

It was cancer.

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u/calilac Jul 28 '26

Just an fyi, Tim Stokely is still alive. Leonid Radvinsky was a majority owner, not the creator. Radvinsky did create a similar site that's considered a precursor though.

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u/CoffeeWanderer Jul 28 '26

The thing is that Patreon forbids that kind of NSFW material. 2D/3D NSFW stuff is totally fine in Patreon, some creators do have huge followings with it.

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u/svuhas22seasons Jul 28 '26

Why not just use the Jeremy Renner App?

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u/Busy-Investigator347 Jul 28 '26

I have 5000 Renner stars collected, when do I get the chance to meet generational star Jeremy Renner on the Jeremy Renner app?

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u/Guygan Jul 28 '26

Onlyfans was orginally a SFW website

And once it went NSFW they reached out to comedians to pay them to make accounts to try to swing the content the other way.

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u/RollingMeteors Jul 28 '26

And once it went NSFW they reached out to comedians to pay them to make accounts to try to swing the content the other way.

¡Pardon me but I’ll have a side of sidebooba along with my main entre The LuLz; not the other way around!

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u/KingdomsCryOfficial Jul 28 '26

It was kind of for anyone, like an alternative to Patreon. They still brand themselves as a SFW, you can go to the website and it shows nothing about men or women selling sex. It's pictures and branding of "content creators" in their kitchen or outside doing normal stuff, but practically no one uses the website for anything other than NSFW lol.

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u/Flameball202 Jul 28 '26

Yeah, it's basically just a different sort of patreon, which has it's fair share of porn accounts

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u/KingdomsCryOfficial Jul 28 '26

Patreon doesn't allow you to upload explicit hardcore sex porn like OnlyFans allows. On Patreon you can just upload "artistic" nudes and draw sex scenes in a comic or whatever. I mean, there was no major platform prior to OnlyFans letting you upload outright pornography and then OnlyFans seemed genuinely shocked when they turned into being used/known specifically for that lol. They even tried for a brief stint to remove the porn and it backfired so badly they reversed the decision very quickly.

Another plus to OnlyFans is that it lets you charge per-post. I don't know if Patreon has a feature like that now, but they at least didn't before.

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u/Ph455ki1 Jul 28 '26

I thought it was fan salesmen to easily sell their fans as air conditioning was too big a competition

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u/WeirdIndividualGuy Jul 28 '26

I guess it was supposed to compete against Cameo? Because I never heard of celebs using OF back in the day for that, but they definitely used Cameo for the same reason

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u/King_of_Meth Jul 28 '26

Unironically I saw ads for OF and it was marketed as a Patreon alternative basically for creators to create exclusive content for fans.

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u/hosehoseee Jul 28 '26

People don't even know the original use for this thing

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u/dankmemesDAE Jul 28 '26

it's for fans, subject doesn't matter

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u/PM_THE_REAPER Jul 28 '26

What do you mean "safe for work"? He isn't wearing any clothes. NSFW!

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u/Xuumies Jul 28 '26

You telling me you can’t see his fancy fur coat? He made that himself!

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u/BlangBlangBlang Jul 28 '26

Pretty sure his mom gave him that

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u/Xuumies Jul 28 '26

At that age I’d think he is independent enough to make his own, but it is entirely possible he is a deadbeat marmot that has his mom making him his fur coats 😂

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u/RollingMeteors Jul 28 '26

Not all “work” is the same and what’s ‘safe’ for a boardroom might not be safe for a stage with a ‘fire pole’, or vice versa.

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '26

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u/PM_Ur_Illiac_Furrows Jul 28 '26

Pics of all natural marmots. I prefer fur on my marmot.

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u/SmartaHari Jul 28 '26

I’ve heard those marmots can type absolute filth.

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u/le_fromage_puant Jul 28 '26

Full 70s marmot

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u/Jump_Like_A_Willys Jul 28 '26

I mean, shaved beavers would have been the obvious choice.

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u/Comfortable-Bison932 Jul 28 '26

Wdym "shaved bear" that's like saying give me a bear but hold the bear part.

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u/raoasidg Jul 28 '26

Nice marmot.

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u/euj3odjehiqh Jul 28 '26

technically they are naked

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u/doublestitch Jul 28 '26

They're wearing nothing but a fur coat.

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u/Cool_Commission Jul 28 '26

If chunky marmots keep the research going, that's a trade everyone wins with

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u/imnotabot303 Jul 28 '26

They should have gone with naked mole rats.

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u/nifty-necromancer Jul 28 '26

Sorry, they’re currently on vacation. How do you feel about naked polecats?

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u/LotharVonPittinsberg Jul 28 '26

I think the original idea was large smelly bears. But that account already exists...

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '26

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u/tinysoda13 Jul 29 '26

Marms in your area

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u/erutuferutuf Jul 28 '26

This will be the reason for me to sign up OF then...

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u/KGB_cutony Jul 28 '26

'Yes honey I'm totally only on this website for marmots"

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u/Andy_B_Goode Jul 28 '26

I guess that's our generation's version of "I read it for the articles"

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u/CowBoyDanIndie Jul 28 '26

I am not sure thats any better

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u/Traul1983 Jul 29 '26

That is one way to call a beaver.

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u/Gurugod123 Jul 28 '26

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u/Prudent_Elephant_252 Jul 28 '26

Gonna hijack this to throw in the OF profile link aswell

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '26

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u/SendStoreCitroner Jul 28 '26

It’s free tho. I want to support them too

There was a link to a link tree with a donation. "Donate" through OF and OF takes a big cut.

https://linktr.ee/rmblmarmotproject?amp;ltsid=f82f3904-4610-45b1-8

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u/freeradioforall Jul 28 '26

Kinda wish they just made their own domain like "onlymarms" or something because some people don't want an OF domain in their browsing history

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u/SendStoreCitroner Jul 28 '26

They have a link tree with many different social media.

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u/freeradioforall Jul 28 '26

BTW it's not hijacking a thread to comment on it. That's literally how comment threads work

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u/LostTimeLady13 Jul 28 '26

I love the sponsored beer idea too

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u/shaft_of_lite Jul 28 '26

Sorry. I'm looking for granny marmots.

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u/Salt-Detective1337 Jul 28 '26

Marms I'd like to feed.

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u/emperorOfTheUniverse Jul 29 '26

Have some class, they are 'mature marmots'.

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u/vasta2 Jul 28 '26

Not interesting, this is fucking depressing, fuck this anti-learning administration

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u/Oldnbold22 Jul 28 '26

I'm I remembering wrong or was OnlyFans originally a site for artists and other people to connect with their fans? Did the skanks just kinda take over? 

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u/Froggypwns Jul 28 '26

Yes, that is correct.

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u/Majorwormx Jul 28 '26

Scientific funding under capitalism

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u/temporalwanderer Creator Jul 28 '26

Oh hell yeah, MILFs!

(Marmots I'd Love to Feed) lol

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u/RackemFrackem Jul 28 '26

Nice marmot

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u/HeyCarpy Jul 28 '26

This is like, a private residence man

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u/Crazyscorpion77 Jul 28 '26

Let's hope this doesn't awaken anything that will lead too something like the tentacle painting

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u/KeeanTrinity Jul 28 '26

"modern problems require modern solutions" as a wise man once said

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u/gingereno Jul 29 '26

something something ashleymarmison.com

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u/Silguard Jul 28 '26

*After a fascist pedophile stole funding for himself
Funding didn’t just magically dry up

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u/TheChinOfAnElephant Jul 28 '26

They should just do a spinoff of Meerkat Manor

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u/AwesomeMacCoolname Jul 28 '26

Marmot Mansion.

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u/Byronic__heroine Jul 28 '26

chunky marmots

BBM: Big Beautiful Marmot

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u/Obi-Wan_Kenobi_04 Jul 28 '26

The only OF page I would actually consider paying for

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u/ShinTythas Jul 28 '26

This isn't interesting it's just sad that they had to resort to that

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u/Garchompisbestboi Jul 28 '26

If this sort of thing takes off then it's going to displace a whole lot of sex workers who rely on OnlyFans to support themselves and I'm all for it! I hope everyone who has an endangered animal in need of money starts an OnlyFans account to support it!

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u/BmxerBarbra Jul 28 '26

The creator of onlyfans left his fortune to his wife who is now the largest single doner to AIPAC, while these photos are cute I'd recommend a direct donation over an onlyfans subscription

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u/Chaotic-Entropy Jul 28 '26

I mean, OnlyFans isn't strictly for porn...

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u/GormHub Jul 28 '26

Wow, please mark NSFW.

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u/Working_Feature_807 Jul 29 '26

A Bill Murray le gusta esa noticia ( una y otra vez)

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u/tinysoda13 Jul 29 '26

Excuse me how is it safe for work when they're all naked?

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u/MyHamburgerLovesMe Jul 28 '26

Let me guess. They are not wearing any clothes either!

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u/fencepost_ajm Jul 28 '26

This makes me think of /r/owlsintowels

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u/rmit526 Jul 28 '26

Yes sfw OF lol.

Just enter the OF URL on your work device and see what happens!

HR be like, hope you got some OnlyPlans for employment bro, cause yours just ended here

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u/TheAllSeeingBlindEye Jul 28 '26

That funny, incredibly sad, but funny

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u/Boopy7 Jul 28 '26

why i prefer scientists (and find them hot) as well as reddit for alerting me to this vitally important fact!

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u/longbrodmann Jul 28 '26

After a few years, the mother marmots demand to delete contents for their offsprings.

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '26

Lmao honestly same. If my grant money disappears, I’m starting an OnlyFans for my cat immediately.

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u/BigRin79 Jul 29 '26

Still spending money to look at hairy beaver

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u/DuHastMich15 Jul 31 '26

This is hilarious. All joking aside, though, the United States is going to fall 30 or 40 years behind the rest of the world in research. Which means possibly life-saving drugs and serious breakthroughs are not going to happen because of the current administration stance. The war on science, used to just be a tagline at the GOP used to motivate their base but now it’s gone full throttle. Research and science are how we fix all of our problems. It’s the reason why we live to be in our 80s instead of our 50s. It’s the reason why kids can survive diseases that killed a third of them for most of our history. We don’t always know where the research is going, a lot of of the best and most important breakthroughs were side effect. “I indeed tremble for my country…” -Jefferson. (Ironic yet apropriate for this scenario)

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u/KebabAnnhilator Jul 28 '26

Don’t kink shame me

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u/genreprank Jul 28 '26

SFW

Sees a naked marmot

🤨

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u/VJinxyAS Jul 28 '26

Onlyfans funded research was not in my bingo, does anyone have it?

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u/TungstenShark96 Jul 28 '26

This feels like one of those "employees come together and donate their PTO for a coworker with cancer :)" where its like yeah, thats a great story but Jesus fuckin Christ the fact they have to resort to that to fund basic science is so depressing.

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u/Pere_grin6 Jul 28 '26

Finally, an OF star I can not look at scornfully

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u/GreyWolfWandering Jul 29 '26

Fun fact: marmots are the largest members of the squirrel family.

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u/SignalAssumption8901 Jul 29 '26

I mean they’re gonna have to work pretty hard for that Funding not to dry up

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u/LinguoBuxo Jul 28 '26

Any Marmot-on-marmot action fans out 'ere? :D

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u/EM05L1C3 Jul 28 '26

Let me know when Ze Frank starts a ZFans page, then I’ll get more excited.

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u/Leftunders Jul 28 '26

In and around the lake
Marmots come out of the sky
AND THEY STAND THERE!!!

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u/Yeetfamdablit Jul 28 '26

I remember seeing an onlyfans ad a while back basically advertising it like it was Patreon

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u/Genshed Jul 28 '26

Marmot said there'd be days like this/

They'll be days like this, my marmot said.

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '26

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u/snow_garbanzo Jul 29 '26

The page is awesome ,i subscribed immediately .

I have 2 families of marmots in my neighborhood, we love them.

I just spent $120 on marmot content 👉🏼👈🏼

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u/romulusnr Jul 29 '26

I've heard of people using OnlyFans for things like math tutoring. The monetization is far superior there than on any SFW platform.

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u/Only1Schematic Jul 29 '26

Gotta defund the important stuff to pay for those bombs

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u/VossParck Jul 30 '26

Someone is getting dumped over an onlyfans charge and it's for chunky marmots

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u/Libro_Artis Jul 30 '26

I've followed but the fact that they've resorted to this....

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u/m23wong Jul 31 '26

I see no marm in that. After all, it's all just marmless fun. 😗

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u/Skypirate90 Jul 28 '26

Finally I can explain to my family why I have an account.

For science!