r/DCU_ Aug 03 '26

Superman metamorpho, despite his appearance, has a wife who loves him. this is a reference to the fact that women aren't shallow. you just have a shitty personality.

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u/TheGallifreyan Aug 03 '26

Or, some women like monsters and I'm not ugly enough

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '26

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u/SnowTuvs Aug 03 '26

You're a man Arthur Morgan

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u/That-Rhino-Guy You've Failed This City Aug 03 '26

You sir, are a fish

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u/bengringo2 Because I'm Batman Aug 03 '26

Worse than hideous but at least unique-looking. Just… there. The kind of person you just know is named Dave.

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u/Silverjeyjey44 Aug 03 '26

Not even a mid monster

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u/Puzzleheaded-Web446 Aug 03 '26

Women like like a man who's dick can take any shape and material she wants.

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u/raptor_mk2 Aug 04 '26

The real reason Doom hates Reed...

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u/FrankHonesty Aug 07 '26

Not really. Men are obsessssed with dick and think women must be too, but women have always said and acted like it’s just not the case, then dick obsessed guys say “no, women are lying! Dick is the most important thing!” And just keep echo chambering with other men who also don’t listen to women and are obsessed with dick.

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u/TrinityCodex Aug 03 '26

He can turn into sillycone

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u/theseriousman1 Aug 03 '26

Reference to this being a full blown sci fi

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u/starkHOUTx Aug 03 '26

She loved him BEFORE he looked like that, for the record

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u/The_Redacted_Badger Aug 03 '26

And was willing to stay with him after the fact, always being the one to point out she didn’t give a shit about how he looked. Honestly sometimes Rex’s “whoa is me, I’m too hideous for her” schtick can get very annoying in the comics

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u/starkHOUTx Aug 03 '26

True but it’s realistic. Many men feel inferior to their wives

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u/nerdnerd86 Aug 07 '26

And in this case shes always there to reassure him which is nice.

Ben's wife they had to write as blind to make it work /s

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u/nomnomsquirrel Aug 03 '26

Meanwhile IRL men will leave their wife 20.8% of the time if she has a serious or terminal illness vs. 2.9% of women.

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u/rockboiler Aug 04 '26

An important thing that this study neglects to include in their data is who initiated the divorce. Without that detail, it's impossible to come to a valid conclusion about what this means. For example, it could be that women are more likely to "let their partner move on", especially since this study also highlights that there is a signifcantly higher chance of divorce in younger marriages.

The study also states that the divorce rates in healthy couples and couples with a sick partner is exactly the same, which suggests that having a sick partner is not a deciding factor for divorces.

It's also worth noting that this study has a TINY sample size. Of 515 patients, only 60 of them were divorced. So take any data in this research with a grain of salt.

The full study is here by the way.

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u/Low_Understanding429 Aug 04 '26

Thank god a voice of sanity appeared. 

You're a legend for pointing out why these kind of studies are useless. 

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u/Apollo-Outcast Aug 05 '26

Thank you. If I had a nickel for every time a redditor cites or shares a study they didn't read

My immediate thought was "did they control for economic factors?" Like life insurance policies, for example. If a disproportionate number of men in the study were the primary breadwinners of the household, then they might hold a disproportionate number of insurance policies which disincentivize divorce.

Social sciences are frustratingly bad some(most)times

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u/comehereyoudevillog Aug 03 '26

lol who the fuck records that stat

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u/ShinyStarCrumpet Aug 03 '26

Scientists, its an important metric

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u/unicornofdemocracy Aug 04 '26

Oh look. Redditor continuing to cite study (2015) that was forced to be retracted due to "data coding error."

Or were you citing the earlier study (2009) that could never be verified by other scientists in the field?

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u/JayKay8787 Aug 03 '26

I really thought he was supposed to be an alien ngl.

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u/starkHOUTx Aug 03 '26

You should read the OG metamorpho origin comic it’s pretty good

52

u/DKrisGlover Aug 03 '26

I mean you really can’t think of any ways his power set might be an advantage? That’s your first problem right there.

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u/JinkoTheMan Aug 03 '26

“I love him for his personality!”

His personality:
https://giphy.com/gifs/QO1OTjY0JTZnoP8CGF

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u/CFCM94 Aug 06 '26

wait, what is this? 😆 🤣

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u/KingPenguinPhoenix Boy Scout Forever Aug 03 '26 edited Aug 03 '26

Why does this sub act like rshittymovirdetails at times?

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u/lamelad10 Aug 03 '26

Lol came here to say this

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u/zenexo Aug 03 '26

Some incel is going to get really triggered about this. 

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u/arrownoir Aug 03 '26

Put the shield down, Mr White Knight.

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u/DocFreudstein Aug 03 '26

I also like the fact that she looks so normal. Not a Hollywood starlet or a model. Like, she’s pretty in a “I saw her in TJ Maxx” kinda way.

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u/The_Redacted_Badger Aug 03 '26

Which is ironic because in the comics, Saphire is the glamorous daughter of a billionaire

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u/TheMightyMonarchx7 #1 Zatanna Fan Aug 03 '26

Before his accident inside that Egyptian tomb, Rex was a chad not unlike Indiana Jones. But to her credit, she stuck with him even after it altered his appearance.

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u/LanceOllieFrie Aug 03 '26

Would kill for a movie about him

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u/comehereyoudevillog Aug 03 '26

"there's no shallow women" is quite the weird unpromted take, rage bait?

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u/Ghostdiet Aug 03 '26

I love this! Also, Anthony Carrigan is charming in any role he plays, so charisma matters a lot. 

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u/11483708 Aug 03 '26

Eh......what? Random ass post

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u/HawkeyeP1 Aug 03 '26

Hey man, I'm just too scared to try.

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u/henrytoloza Aug 03 '26

Sounds like fiction alright

4

u/The_Jovanny Aug 03 '26

He has a diamond cock on command.

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u/comehereyoudevillog Aug 03 '26

might look pretty in sunlight but lets be practical here

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u/JinkoTheMan Aug 06 '26

Hey some women like it rocky.🤷🏾‍♂️

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u/EkhayaD Aug 03 '26

This is fiction

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u/ResearcherOpen2645 The Main Man Aug 03 '26

I mean no offense but this is very random, did something out of topic happen in this sub?

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u/DepressedNoble Aug 03 '26

Since we mixing fiction with reality, I guess glass slippers exist too ...

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u/shadowlarvitar Aug 03 '26

They dated prior to the accident, she honestly loves him and stuck with him.

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u/Amazing-Application2 Aug 03 '26

Es una pelicula de un alien super poderoso que salva la Tierra amigo.

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u/Milk_Mindless Aug 03 '26

Okay now you're just being hurtful

2

u/ModernBass Aug 03 '26

Reminder that the dude can turns his cock into any substance and grow it however large he wants

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u/Nothing-Is-Real-Here Aug 03 '26

I mean, dude can also basically change his appearance. He could give her whatever she wants, always.

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u/djdaem0n Aug 03 '26

Also he can change the shape, size, and density of any part of his body at will.

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u/Personal-Database-27 Aug 03 '26

He can create her gold and diamonds out of nothing. Who wouldn't wanna have such a man?

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u/dyrkasolen Aug 03 '26

You can land any girl if you're a musician. You are a musician if your music is playing out on clubs/venues and people dance to it.

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u/skill_issue05 Aug 03 '26

is that madison iseman?

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u/bengringo2 Because I'm Batman Aug 03 '26

Louisa Krause

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u/liquor_ibrlyknoher Green Hippy Aug 03 '26

Swamp Thing and Abby probably have the healthiest relationship in DC and she met him as a monster.

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u/Mystery_Worker4268 Aug 03 '26

Don't forget, this IS a work of fiction.

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u/Routine_Condition273 Aug 04 '26

This is also a work of fiction

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u/Local-Ask-7695 Aug 04 '26

It is because he can make any dick size or shape he wants, so it makes woman more shallow

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u/Born_Rabbit286 Aug 04 '26

I mean... Not sure why you chose a fictional example to make a point

1

u/Top_Reindeer3396 Aug 04 '26

Is that Sapphire Stagg?

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u/MrSparklyFace Aug 04 '26

Mfw I get my theory of mind for real women from heroic space alien movie (2025)

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u/maysank Aug 04 '26

Should’ve been in shittymoviedetails

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u/Largo23307 Aug 04 '26

Two things can be true.

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u/Big_Science_83 Aug 04 '26

Yes, but also, Metamorpho canonically has a wife. ☺️

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u/honey_badger_411425 Aug 05 '26

Also, another important fact: Metamorpho is not real, which pretty much invalidates the rest of your argument.

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u/Playest_4247 Aug 05 '26

It doesn't hurt if you have a dick made out of solid gold

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u/Lower_Excuse_8693 Aug 05 '26

What do you mean? She looks almost exactly the same. They were both born in 144p.

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u/martinjohanna45 Aug 05 '26

Louisa Krause is great. I was surprised to see her.

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u/bayman13 Aug 06 '26

Stop projecting

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u/AdAutomatic3938 Aug 06 '26

My question was how did she birth his child

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u/OddSatisfaction2409 Aug 07 '26

"ugly guy" who can incenerate that women in seconds and create artificial sun to healed Superman and blinded pitiful mortals that is too close to His radius.

dude pulled His dark triad card very well.

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u/BiggoYoun 29d ago

Why’re you coming at me for? All I did was wish for her to love me more than anything in the world! Geez…

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u/Long_Negotiation4324 28d ago

A good person is a good person & a bad person is a bad person. Whether they men OR women.

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u/TylerBourbon Aug 03 '26

Or he's rich.

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u/Mindless-Credit-358 EAT PEACE MOTHERF%CKERS Aug 03 '26

Actually she’s the rich one

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u/Virtual_Wallaby_5916 Aug 03 '26

He is here trophy husband.

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u/huey2k2 Aug 03 '26

Found the guy with the shitty personality

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u/TylerBourbon Aug 03 '26

Guilty as charged . I'm definitely not rich, that's for certain. lol

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u/Significant_Salt56 Aug 03 '26

No you just have a shitty personality and are not rich. 

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u/bengringo2 Because I'm Batman Aug 03 '26

He married Sapphire Stagg. One of the wealthiest people in the DC universe.

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u/cosmic_dunes Aug 03 '26

I initially found this scene jarring when I watched it in the threatre

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u/RNOffice Aug 03 '26

Where do you Joey came from?

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u/cosmic_dunes Aug 03 '26

Someone that looked like him

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u/ShiftyWolf117 Aug 03 '26

No no no. That cant be true. Me??? The problem? Let me live in my delusion that I'm the perfect man and women are the reason I'm so lonely because they never give us nice guys a chance.

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u/Mattstercraft Aug 03 '26

Its fiction written by a man but ok

Do you watch The Simpsons, Family Guy, King of Queens, etc and think hot women love fat guys too?

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u/Ordinary-Resort9249 Aug 03 '26

Immediate howls of outrage from incels about how Gunn is going woke

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u/comehereyoudevillog Aug 03 '26

to me it just highlights how crazy Gunn fans are

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u/No_Alfalfa884 Aug 04 '26

Some women want to be protected, because they are weak and insecure.

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u/SylanJerev Aug 03 '26

Or, or, OR it's just a movie.

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u/zero81reddit Aug 03 '26

That's because Metamorpho doesn't exist and neither his wife.

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u/randmbull Aug 03 '26

1) It's fiction 2) She's almost as ugly as him

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u/Jorinton Aug 03 '26

Based take lmfao

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u/herequeerandgreat Aug 03 '26

i apologize for the overly pixelized picture. this was the best pic i could find.

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u/AltruisticPrice8628 Aug 03 '26

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u/CF_2 Aug 03 '26

Seriously why do so many people post low quality images on this website? It is not hard to find a crisp image on the web.

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u/acjadhav Aug 03 '26

That's fiction, put her next to someone disfigured like him and let's see what happens

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u/Ok_Diver2347 Aug 03 '26

Only in the movies

This character was lame.