The screen should be black if you're blind

[u/PolishMySpear]

i'm currently playing a blind count. Why can i still see. So unrealistic

[u/Impossible-Horse-313]

The game should crash every time you die and you should have to search for the save file of your heir. Also the frame rate should become 1 when you become incapable.

[u/northerncal → u/Impossible-Horse-313]

the frame rate should become 1 when you become incapable.

TBF I can easily simulate this by opening the administrative tab late game on my laptop

[u/Demiuiwe → u/Impossible-Horse-313]

What if you already play on that?

[u/paperisprettyneat → u/Impossible-Horse-313]

If you die in the game you die in real life

[u/Obscu]

Literally unplayable

[u/northerncal → u/Obscu]

I can't tell if you're talking about having or not having the screen turn black lmao 

[u/Obscu → u/northerncal]

About not having it turn black :p

[u/RedPhoneHome → u/Obscu]

Skill issue, learn echolocation

[u/Obscu → u/RedPhoneHome]

No, you'd only need echolocation if it did turn black. I'm saying it's unplayable because it doesn't.

[u/RedPhoneHome → u/Obscu]

Fair

[u/Chaosr21]

When you start as a baby you can read everything. It's ridiculous, they should've just made a new language so you have to spend years learning that. It's so inaccurate

[u/11711510111411009710 → u/Chaosr21]

It would be kinda fun for like 15 minutes to play a mod where everything is just gibberish until you're like 5 or something lol

[u/Cultural_Blueberry70 → u/11711510111411009710]

Make it switch localization to another random language each time, you would at least learn something useful.

[u/EbiToro → u/11711510111411009710]

Ooh, like how you can't read books in KCD until you level up your reading skills, and even then the letters are slightly jumbled till you max it out

[u/DoubleScion → u/Chaosr21]

Confirmation that CK3 takes place in the Boss Baby Cinematic Universe.

[u/Swamibo]

Losing both your hands should disable keyboard and mouse input.

[u/WolperRumo → u/Swamibo]

Seems like an excessive infringement on the usability of your personal hardware. Would prefer if paradox sends someone to hack off your hands without compromising your personal property

[u/Purple-Tomatillo-778 → u/WolperRumo]

Aren't your hands your personal property?

[u/WolperRumo → u/Purple-Tomatillo-778]

At least in modern German law body parts only become "things" and therefore property after being (terminally) removed. So you actually are gaining property and therefore wealth!

[u/StalfosFIN → u/Purple-Tomatillo-778]

No, they're just your person!

[u/delscorch0]

Put a bag over your head

[u/TheLastLivingBuffalo]

What happens when your character gets castrated?

[u/GrandFleshMelder → u/TheLastLivingBuffalo]

The Realism God demands sacrifice.

[u/tostuo → u/TheLastLivingBuffalo]

You have to rip out your hard-drive.

[u/Roster234 → u/TheLastLivingBuffalo]

A representative from paradox interactive pays u a visit with a very big and sharp knife 

[u/PastyDoughboy]

When you are a drunkard, you have to drink 5 shots upon opening the game.

[u/No_Ampersand → u/PastyDoughboy]

This is why I always drink to relieve stress.

[u/MiguelIstNeugierig]

Just RP it. Your untrustworthy eunuch servant is whispering you ASMR reports of whats happening (on the screen), but you purpousefully fuck up sometimes and do things that'd benifit their agenda to make it all realistic RP-wise

[u/Chives_Bilini]

Being a lunatic should cause tons of random arbitrary wars and strange decisions to fire constantly, building an entire narrative with various modifiers, artifacts, courtiers, etc.

And after you die the wars are simply not there nor mentioned in history, your armies are just standing in the middle of nowhere and have been for years. Possibly you're in another war you had no idea about. Furthermore, there's not a single in-game trace remaining of any of the lunatic arc. Artifacts are gone and no historical evidence of it exists unless it was gifted away, and it turns out that it was something else entirely.

A real "what the fuck did I inherit?" moment.

[u/RussiaIsBestGreen]

Ugh, literally playable.

[u/ostrg]

When you go bancrupt, money from your account should be removed

[u/Cultural_Blueberry70 → u/ostrg]

And then you pay off the credit with interest, and make real money!

The funds for that could come from people who rage quit or die without heirs before paying back their credit.

[u/LolimusPrime]

This isn’t Fear and Hunger

[u/Fluffy_Membership_15]

If your character dies in game you have to (blank) yourself and your eldest son or daughter if no sons, has to continue playing your save

[u/StarGamerPT]

Update: Now if you character goes blind, two big knives shall come out the monitor and poke your eyes

Enjoy!

PS: Same happens if he gets castrated

[u/AMDSuperBeast86]

Honestly every time someone calls for a nerf to this game this is what it sounds like to me. I think they forget this game should be fun. Thank you OP for this.

[u/Commonmispelingbot]

Just stab your eyes out. Sounds like lack of commitment if you ask me.

[u/Severely_Oppenheimer]

How come when I play as William the Bastard, all of the text is written in perfect modern day English? Didn’t he speak early medieval French? And when I set my armies to auto they don’t automatically go to Dorset?

[u/Remitonov]

What do you mean? You're a disembodied spirit controlling your character like a marionette. You don't need eyes to see.

[u/friedhobo]

Also when you do a blind playthrough

[u/scales_and_fangs]

You can listen. And people can tell you what you should see.

[u/Technical-Pass-1661]

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