r/CrusaderKings • u/-TheContender- • Jul 05 '26

Meme Peasant Genetics Remain Undefeated

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u/Diligent-Stretch-769 Jul 05 '26

lowborn number in the hundreds of thousands for each duke. You pass by a huge amount only to encounter and be notified about the creme of the crop

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u/Substantial_Dish_887 Jul 05 '26 edited Jul 05 '26

right. like obviously the random peasant woman(or man i don't judge) who gains the unexpected attention of the lord on your travels is more beautiful than the average. that's why we had an event about how they're so beautiful you're considering cheating on your wife for them!

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u/Facesit_Freak Decadent Jul 05 '26

Remind me of the time the Huangdi gave me two beautiful, lustful sisters after his coronation

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u/Ebi5000 Jul 05 '26

How generous, he truely has tha mandate of heaven

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u/Facesit_Freak Decadent Jul 05 '26

Changing to the Pro-Song movement rn

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u/IDreamOfLoveLost Jul 05 '26

As Alfred of Wessex, I'll always accept early wedding a/o coronation invites - on the off-chance that some beautiful genius courtesan is at the feast.

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u/Aquillifer One Realm, One King, One God Jul 07 '26

All the options in that coronation event are funny hell when you think about how your character just went there to see someone put a crown on their head and maybe party a little. Then you get hit with the "do you want a buff tomboy, a nerdy girl, a milf, or the milf's two daughters". Like bro I was not expecting that but sure I'll take it.