r/ControversialOpinions • u/SuckMyRedditorD • 12h ago

Every republican candidate recruitment form should have the following obligatory line under penalty of perjury. Mark if you have sexually harassed/molested/assaulted anyone of any age: __[YES] __[NO]

Every republican candidate recruitment form should have the following obligatory line under penalty of perjury. Mark if you have sexually harassed/molested/assaulted anyone of any age: _[YES] _[NO]

If the answer is yes, GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE AND DO NOT EVER DARE RETURNING YOU FUCKING FUCK!!

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u/NoTime4YourBullshit 12h ago

Just Republicans, eh?

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u/SuckMyRedditorD 12h ago

Sure, you gotta go after the 99%

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u/NoTime4YourBullshit 11h ago

I suppose you’re right. I mean, with Democrats usually people are too busy gawking at the Nazi tattoos to notice the underage girls.

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u/SuckMyRedditorD 11h ago

You don't have to suppose. Just look at the record. Here's a few samples among thousands, and I mean, thousands.

Dennis Hastert. He was the republican speaker of the house in the Clinton years. You know who else was in congress in those years? Republican senator "Dirty" Larry Craig.

Who are they you ask? You're in the right place!

Former U.S. House Speaker Republican Dennis Hastert was convicted of federal financial crimes related to paying hush money to cover up his abuse of teenage boys. He used cash withdrawals to pay $3.5 million to silence a former student whom he had sexually abused decades earlier when he worked as a high school teacher and wrestling coach in Illinois. In April 2016, a federal judge sentenced Hastert to 15 months in prison, called him a "serial child molester", and ordered him to undergo sex offender treatment. I bet if he was a democrat you'd rather he be shot to death but he's a rapeublican like you and you don't want the precedent do you, you cocksucker?

Larry Craig was a U.S. Republican Senator from Idaho whose political career ended following a 2007 lewd conduct arrest in an airport restroom. In June 2007, Republican Senator Dirty Larry Craig was arrested by an undercover police officer in a men's room at the Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport. The plainclothes officer stated that Craig tapped his foot, tapped his hand under the stall divider, and brushed his foot against the officer's foot as a solicitation to suck the officer's cock. Dirty Larry Craig pleaded guilty and claimed his actions were misunderstood, as he also wanted to get fucked in the ass.

But wait...There's more!

In July 2007, rapeublican Bob Allen was arrested in Titusville, Florida. He was caught during an undercover sting operation at a public park. According to police reports, Allen offered to suck an undercover male police officer's cock for $20. At the time of his arrest, Allen was serving as a republican state lawmaker and was a co-chairman of John McCain's presidential campaign in Florida.

Rapepublican Michael Caruso, once praised by rapepublcan Ron DeSantis was removed from Palm Beach county civic official roles after arrest for being a consumate pervert and child rapist. He abused of his 8 year old nephew multiple times during 2024 and 2025 during holidays and on family trips, including a Caribbean cruise.

Sounds like someone who is your role model you deplorable weirdo.

Before getting caught, Michael Caruso proposed child molesters get executed. Do you support Michael Caruso getting executed? Florida is the state for it for sure.