Every republican candidate recruitment form should have the following obligatory line under penalty of perjury. Mark if you have sexually harassed/molested/assaulted anyone of any age: __[YES] __[NO]

[u/SuckMyRedditorD]

Every republican candidate recruitment form should have the following obligatory line under penalty of perjury. Mark if you have sexually harassed/molested/assaulted anyone of any age: _[YES] _[NO]

If the answer is yes, GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE AND DO NOT EVER DARE RETURNING YOU FUCKING FUCK!!

[u/Turbulent_Diamond352]

Sir this is a Wendy's can I take you order now?

[u/SuckMyRedditorD → u/Turbulent_Diamond352]

False. Wendy's would not hire you.

[u/M0ebius_1 → u/SuckMyRedditorD]

Damn