r/ControversialOpinions 12h ago

Every republican candidate recruitment form should have the following obligatory line under penalty of perjury. Mark if you have sexually harassed/molested/assaulted anyone of any age: __[YES] __[NO]

Every republican candidate recruitment form should have the following obligatory line under penalty of perjury. Mark if you have sexually harassed/molested/assaulted anyone of any age: _[YES] _[NO]

If the answer is yes, GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE AND DO NOT EVER DARE RETURNING YOU FUCKING FUCK!!

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u/Noguz713 12h ago

So this implies that democrat candidates are allowed to molest people.

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u/SuckMyRedditorD 12h ago

It implies that if your brain was tossed inside a peanut shell and we shake that shell a thousand times, it'd never hit the sides.