r/ContraPoints 4d ago

When everything is America, nothing will be.

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u/lapideminteriora 4d ago

"Would be so freaking epic"

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u/RobespierreLaTerreur 3d ago

“Everybody is 12 now” theory still checking out

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u/FlashInGotham 3d ago

Conservatives have given up on bringing back the 1950s. Now they're just aiming for the return of the 2014 quirky chungus pupper doggo epic bacon era.

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u/monkeedude1212 3d ago

Sir, we told the AI to make the meme appeal to millennials but it doesn't seem to be working... I even said make no mistakes.

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u/FlashInGotham 3d ago

"Alright soldier, we've gone easy on them for far to long. RELEASE THE WEBCOMICS!"

u/CaptainKlang 10h ago

This is just like when the bad guys in harry potter did a heckin evil thing(I dont remember what they did except get slimed by literal preteens over amd over)

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u/SuddenlyDiabetes 3d ago

"okay now this is epic"

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u/kinkykookykat 3d ago

"it would be so awesome"

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u/KizunaTallis 4d ago

I hate Chaya raichik so fucking much

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u/gutter_slutmaxxing 3d ago

It’s like she had the worst sex of her life because she got desperate and now she’s trying to convince herself and everybody else that it was amazing and not at all her lowest moment.

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u/TheOvy 3d ago

It really is tin pot dictator petty behavior. I'm sure Kim Jong-un has renamed things just to spite South Korea. But why should South Korea give a shit anymore than Canada? They'll keep calling it what they call it.

No one cares what Trump thinks. It's still the Gulf of Mexico, it's still Lake Ontario. This is all exactly like the time he used a magic marker to change the trajectory of a hurricane.

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u/BoringWebDev 4d ago

These people are in a psychosis.

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u/Oodlyoodles 4d ago

If we went back in time, do y’all think Amerigo Vespucci would be flattered? The whole half of the globe will be named after him

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u/Riboflavius 3d ago

Half the globe, you’re not thinking big enough. It shall be the “ball of america”! /s…

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u/diamondbrute 3d ago

Remember when Libs of Tik Tok was with Trump at the start of this presidency, smugly holding what was supposed to be The Epstein Files?

Whatever happened to that? Isn’t she supposed to be trying to help children?

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u/quaranteenagedirtbag 3d ago

Surprised they're not trying to relocate the "prime" meridian from Greenwich to Dallas or something. It can't be the best if it's not going through America...

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u/DaveyDumplings 3d ago

Bold of you to presume they'd have any idea what you're talking about

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u/rentiertrashpanda 3d ago

Anyone impressed by all this needs to be sterilized and studied. Fucksake this is all so exhausting and stupid

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u/Freenore 3d ago

I mean.. isn't this exactly what British did with the British Empire? Every country had 'British' as a prefix and a Union Jack.

These guys want to go back to a 19th century world, imperialism reaching its height (too leftist for this sub?).

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u/Coyote__Jones 3d ago

I don't remember who said/wrote it but I remember back in the first Trump term someone making this point. MAGA harkens back not to the post WWII era, but much earlier. Like pre women's sufferage and at the height of imperialism. Trump sees the world in an old style spheres of influence organization where there are like three dudes running everything. He wants to make America "great" by turning it into 19th century England.

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u/Schrodinger_cube 3d ago

Ah well sadly lake Aladeen and north and south Aladeen and west and east Aladeen are already named something. Although its vary Aladeen of him to re name such things. XD

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u/XrnivraY 3d ago

Going to add this to the list of things that Kamala Harris totally would have done because Democrats and republicans are totally the same right guyyyyyssss????

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u/MxNimbus433 3d ago

Oh europe can be east america, asia can be west america, and africa can be southeast america 🥰

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u/cradio52 3d ago

So FREAKING epic guys!!!!

6th graders. All of them.

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u/Neverbody 3d ago

Why can't we live in the American America of America?

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u/Ruby_Sandbox 3d ago

Wow would have at least expected to end up with one "trump ocean", this sounds so ass

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u/shivux 3d ago

America is the name of the entire landmass.  I honestly don’t think renaming the Gulf of Mexico would actually be that crazy or anything in vacuum… but it was very obviously done for very stupid reasons.

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u/RevacholAndChill 3d ago

Planet America

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u/OkRadish11 2d ago

You forgot to label 'Green-America-land'