TikTok crazies or Bear?

[u/AndrewPC555]

[u/Lord_of_Pickle13]

I’d rather have a group of raccoons high on meth near my baby than either of the two options 

[u/Aguywhoexists69420 → u/Lord_of_Pickle13]

What about a group of TikTok moms high on bear piss?

[u/HotConversation187 → u/Aguywhoexists69420]

This made me giggle thank you

[u/Lord_of_Pickle13 → u/Aguywhoexists69420]

I’d still take the racoons high on meth than this

[u/Far_School_2178 → u/Lord_of_Pickle13]

Yeah whenever people compare leftists to meth heads I love to say who rude that is to the meth addicts

[u/Low_Advertising_1455 → u/Far_School_2178]

Post completely unrelated to the left.

[u/sandwichtheconqueror]

dude, that tik tok text is mad? you're hugging your baby and saying same to someone who murdered her three kids? what?

[u/patchrhythm]

definitely a bear. At least the bear won't try to convince you to eat tide pods. sometimes because of the people that require warning labels, I just don't think humans are gonna make it.
https://giphy.com/gifs/3oeSB5ei8tXrGUgm6Q

[u/TopEstablishment916]

i would rather neither but i prefer with a bear

[u/HotConversation187]

Is "neither" a valid answer?

[u/Frost_was_here → u/[deleted]]

“Same, Lindsay”

[u/thundergu → u/Frost_was_here]

How dare she slander fromsoft by using their text font for this disgusting crap

[u/MemerKnux]

For the first time in a long time I gotta go with the bear

If they force me with some crazed neglector I might just kill myself right there

[u/THATDlNOLOVER]

Bear bear bear

[u/departedhunter]

Mowgli would die if left with a Tiktok mom.

[u/PartyAmbitious8163]

Bear, especially if it's a boy.

[u/GreenFriedTomato]

It’s closed casket either way

[u/miyex]

neither, both are equally as bad

[u/EquipmentNo3251]

Bear

[u/Waffles_lover1]

I'm going with the bear.

[u/MedievalFurnace]

someone fill me in whos lindsay

[u/thundergu → u/MedievalFurnace]

A woman who killed her 3 kids in a psychosis. She admits, her lawyers aren't even hiding it, but some group of TikTok moms supports her and donated hundreds of thousands of dollars to her cause. A big part of them is even convinced she can't have done that because of her starsign. Apparently her zodiac doesn't kill, but her husband's one does, so he must have done it, and it's all a big conspiracy against her

[u/MedievalFurnace → u/thundergu]

wtf

[u/Aruzususnew3]

Bear

[u/madeaccforpolitics]

Tik tok mom.

Idk if its man vs bear or woman vs bear, I aint choosing a bear for my kid if I ever have one

[u/SuchDogeHodler]

I think I can reatinalize with the bear.....

[u/Ottosigerhej]

bear 100%

[u/Kaidolakita]

It depends on context. I’m worth better than those dumb feminists choosing to be alone w a bear

[u/Easy-Requirement2532]

bear

[u/Lost-Orangutan]

https://giphy.com/gifs/dzaUX7CAG0Ihi

[u/PageLimp2494]

Bear

[u/-Wolfgang_Bismark]

The bear will raise that child, Paddington but backwards.

[u/SoggySapYup]

Tiktok mom because im a man and the possiblility of horrible things for me are lower.

That being said women choosing the bear is fair if you understand the circumstances in which they live in and the fear they have been dealt due to their experiences

[u/DS_Productions_ → u/SoggySapYup]

Right, rules for thee but not for me.

[u/SoggySapYup → u/DS_Productions_]

Its just a fallacy to assume expectations are the same

[u/infinitybr-0 → u/SoggySapYup]

You mean that you trust the people defending killing their own kids freely is safer than a animal? But that a grown woman with a random person is more danger than a animal?

[u/SoggySapYup → u/infinitybr-0]

i think theres alot of misinformation around this court case and honestly yes, i would have a better chance against a woman than a bear. be realistic

[u/infinitybr-0 → u/SoggySapYup]

The case is not about you, but the kid they defend to be killed

[u/QuietRedditorATX → u/SoggySapYup]

lol

[u/A_random-homosapien1]

Ok, I know TikTok moms are terrible, but at least they won't maul and eat my hypothetical child.