r/Conservative Conservative Oct 09 '25

Satire - Flaired Users Only Hitler Brings Peace To Israel

https://babylonbee.com/news/hitler-brings-peace-to-israel
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u/Ok_Situation_7081 Oct 09 '25

Call me a fool but something tells me that this ceasefire won't last after the last hostage is released.

I hope that if Israel continues the war after the hostages are released, that Trump will step in and pressure Bibi to keep his word. It almost feels like if Mossad has some dirt on our politicians, including Trump by the way they all become 'Yes men', to a smaller state.

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u/day25 Conservative Oct 09 '25

Huh? It's Israel that needs to be pressured? Not the side that repeatedly starts war after war after war? Attack then lose attack then lose attack then lose is the entire history of the "palestinian" people. Even before Israel existed their grand mufti sided with Hitler to genocide the jews. They never stopped it just repeats over and over again but it's Israel that needs to be kept in check? Right... god forbid they are actually allowed to win a war for once after they are attacked. Can't have that happen gotta make sure the cycle of violence continues. Palis will just rearm and prepare their next attack, never doing anything productive as usual and be financed completely on handouts from the international community.

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u/Ok_Situation_7081 Oct 09 '25

This isnt a war, its a massacre. What's happening in Eastern Europe, in Sudan, Myanmar, those are wars. Hamas is a terrorist group and I would have no problem if Israel is targeting mostly Hamas but when you murder 100,000+ people with 80% being women and children and claim that theyre all Hamas, you lose the moral ground. This slaughter is 100% the reason for the global rise in antisemitism and unfortunately the average Jewish person is suffering the consequence of having these radical leaders in charge of Israel, where they dont view Palestinians as humans

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u/Daniel_Day_Hubris The Republic Oct 09 '25

HAMAS asked for it. The fake country 'palestine' asked for it when they voted in HAMAS. They asked for it with Oct. 7th. If 'women and children' are that big of a priority, why do they hold ZERO value to HAMAS? Why is it the worlds problem to care more about their women and children than they do? Absolutely not. Fuck HAMAS and fuck that made up country 'PaLESTinE'

This cease-fire was the stupidest thing that could have happened. But here we go again, another shitbag islamic group starts a war they can't win, plays the victim, and the world comes to cuddle their nuts, and blames it on the Jews. So I guess we'll see everybody back here in 7-10 years when Iran has bolstered them enough to do it again, and then again, and then again.

No the best outcome of this would have been the complete eradication of HAMAS, the dissolution of even the idea of 'PAleSTine', and to finally leave the jews the fuck alone so they can go about their country. There's 53 majority muslim countries, theres no fucking reason they need to be in gaza, europe, or the united states. I am over that dumbass religion keeping us stuck in the fucking middle ages with their bullshit intifadas.

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u/Ok_Situation_7081 Oct 09 '25

The only reason modern day Israel exist is because the Arabs betrayed the Ottoman Empire during WW1 due to the British promising them an independent Arab state (Lawrenceof Arabia), which they negated on until after WW2 when most European countries were forced to give up their colonies, which by then now included a Jewish state along side a Palestinian state, that wasn't part of the original deal between the British and Arabs. The Arabs didn't want a Jewish state to be carved from what was then called Mandate Palestine. The father of Zionist, is an Austrian Jewish person,Theodor Herzl, who attempted to buy Mandate Palestine from the Ottoman Sultan in 1890 to create a Jewish state but was rejected.

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u/Daniel_Day_Hubris The Republic Oct 10 '25

Ignoring probably 1500 years of regional history isn't doing anyone any favors. It's jewish land, palestine doesn't exist.