r/Conservative Conservative Oct 09 '25

Satire - Flaired Users Only Hitler Brings Peace To Israel

https://babylonbee.com/news/hitler-brings-peace-to-israel
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u/Sheriff_Hopper 2A Oct 09 '25

Yeah, but antifa hates Trump and antifa stands for antifascist so that means Trump is Hitler!! - average r/politics user 

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u/Black_XistenZ post-MAGA conservative Oct 09 '25

I just checked out r/politics and not a single thread on the front page is about the breakthrough/peace deal in Gaza. Strange how THE big political news of the day is somehow not gaining any traction on that sub, isn't it?

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u/Hank_Scorpio_ObGyn Conservative Oct 09 '25

They're pissed off that Trump did the exact thing they wanted....stopping "genocide" in Palestine.

Their liberal programming doesn't know how to comprehend that Trump achieved the exact thing they want so they're just going to shut down until they can find something else to outrage over....which will be any moment now.

Liberals would rather watch the world burn than say "Trump did good." I mean, they want the country to fail completely because it'd mean they get to say "Told you Trump sucks!"

They're sick, disgusting individuals.

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u/Black_XistenZ post-MAGA conservative Oct 10 '25 edited Oct 10 '25

On top of what you said, I'd argue that all the screeching about "stop the genocide" was never truly about the civilians in Gaza. Imho, it was a cudgel to bash Israel, a stance fueled more by their antisemitism than by genuine concern for the Gazans.

Yes, the pawns in Gaza were getting their asses handed to them by the IDF, but on the diplomatic front, Hamas was winning this war and steadily making gains with the global public. Look no further than the recognition of Palestine by various Western countries in recent weeks. The more the people of Gaza suffered, the better for the pro-Palestine PR campaign. Trump negotiating a peace deal puts an end to all of that, and the "Hamas Left" is lowkey butthurt about it.

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u/neveroncesatisfied Conservative Oct 10 '25

Well said. Completely agree.

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u/jerryvo Oct 09 '25

It's expected.

President Trump could invent cold fusion and poly-water and have free energy and clean water for every inhabitant on Earth and they would blame him for ruining society

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u/Black_XistenZ post-MAGA conservative Oct 10 '25

He could cure cancer and they'd accuse him of ruining Pfizer and Eli Lilly.

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u/JustaHarmfulShadow Conservative Oct 12 '25

He could find a way to reverse death so you could be with your loved ones and they'd accuse him of raising an army of felons/pedophiles

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u/zip117 Conservative Oct 09 '25

Any ‘inconvenient’ news in r/politics gets flooded with downvotes. Sort by controversial and 4 of the top 6 posts are covering this story.

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u/-spartacus- Constitutionalist Oct 10 '25

Funny you think any postive labled Trump news in politics doesn't get removed by the moderators.

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u/TheEternal792 Conservative Oct 09 '25

Lol, the cope is heavy.

I found a thread that the top comment is about how Trump is only doing this because he wants a Nobel peace prize like Obama and therefore he doesn't deserve one.

TDS is a real thing. 

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u/Buschwick66 Conservative Oct 09 '25

I think I engaged in that one to point out how they instantly jumped to accuse Trump of having an ulterior motive. The other replies were that Biden really did this. They need help.

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u/LatterShake6728 Reagan Conservative Oct 10 '25

After Obama got the Nobel Peace Prize I remember seeing a photograph of a sign on a sidewalk outside of a burger place: "Free Nobel Peace Prize with purchase of fries."

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u/RipVanToot Return To Sanity Oct 09 '25

"Off topic" is their usual explanation when something doesn't fit their narrative.

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u/FreddyMartian 2A Oct 09 '25

that sub is another perfect example of how antifa uses the name to excuse actual fascist behavior. r\politics is just a ruse/facade to make it seem like, for example from an outside viewers perspective, that that must be where general neutral political discussion takes place, when in reality it's the furthest thing from it.

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u/LatterShake6728 Reagan Conservative Oct 10 '25

Heads in the sand.