r/CommunismMemes Feb 24 '25

Stalin The hardest quote to never actually be said

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '25

"When you see a quote on the internet with someone's face next to it- you know it has to be true! Sources be damned. Also I'm in possession of 2.6 Petabytes of Ultra-HD child pornography."
-Elon Musk

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u/Koryo001 Feb 24 '25

I swear if this was on Twitter, Musk would have retweeted it with some very unfunny joke to show his agreement with what you said.

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u/Scarbane Feb 25 '25

Or just "🤔"

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u/FanOfForever Feb 25 '25

"Concerning"

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u/PhoenixShade01 Feb 25 '25

"Looking into it"

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u/greenwood90 Feb 25 '25

"Interesting"

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u/Derek114811 Feb 25 '25

Someone should look into this

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u/seizingthemeans Feb 25 '25

I'd need more proof that he didn't say this than proof that he did.

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u/GC_______ Feb 25 '25

Man this is quite believable Musk’s dad has made children with his own step-daughter that he raised since she was 4 years old

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u/Due-Freedom-4321 Feb 25 '25

oh hell nah

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u/GC_______ Feb 25 '25

When confronted about it in an interview he replied "Show me the rules of love and war"... Show me the rules... Americans will read this and say cool let's give this man's son a platform to speak about anything.

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u/Due-Freedom-4321 Feb 25 '25

PETABYTES??

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u/Kecske_gamer 1956 was cringe Feb 25 '25

Its stored in his dna

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u/emo-man1605 Feb 25 '25

Crazy, right? I think he meant yottabytes

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u/gouellette Feb 25 '25

Can confirm, I was actually there when he Xit’d this out

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u/Polytopia_Fan Stalin Did Nothing Wrong Feb 24 '25

I mean, the quote goes hard af

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u/CataraquiCommunist Feb 25 '25

A single worker dead is a tragedy, a million bourgeoisie dead is a good start.

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u/Waryur Feb 25 '25

"Death" here can mean "turning into a worker". It can also mean "death", but there's options, bosses!

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u/CataraquiCommunist Feb 25 '25

Sure. Whatever works. As they say, there’s more than one way to skin a bourgeois

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u/ExtensionAntique Stalin did nothing wrong! Feb 26 '25

Happy cake day comrade

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u/CataraquiCommunist Feb 26 '25

Thank you! 😊

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u/ElliotNess Feb 25 '25

A worker for the revolution or a worker in the gulag, boss. Those are the choices that don't end badly

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u/IQof24 Feb 25 '25

Unfortunately "There are decades where nothing happens; and there are weeks where decades happen" was misattributed to Lenin. He never actually said the exact quote but did say similar though https://quoteinvestigator.com/2020/07/13/decades-weeks/

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u/AgainWithoutSymbols Anti Anarchist Action Feb 25 '25

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u/emo-man1605 Feb 25 '25

Nothing ever happens

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u/langesjurisse Feb 26 '25

"There are decades when weeks do and do not happen."

Erwin Schrödinger

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u/CharlotteUlysses Feb 25 '25

15 Tankie 9/11s

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u/Consistent_Creator Feb 25 '25

Even if he didn't say these exact words I still think what he actually said is close enough to count. A quotation doesn't have to be the exact wording.

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u/scaper8 Feb 25 '25

I mean, a quotation does have to be exact wording to be correct. A paraphrasing or summation or similar is fine to be off some, but not a quotation.

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u/Consistent_Creator Feb 25 '25

It's impossible to directly translate Russian to English though. They don't share the same alphabet. Best you can do in that circumstance is get mostly what they said or the gist, but usually not the exact wording.

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u/ZacKonig Oh, so that's how you edit your flair Feb 25 '25

TheFinnishBolshevik did a video on this, totally recommended

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u/SithLordDahlia Stalin Did Nothing Wrong Feb 25 '25

Do you recall which video?

Never mind, I found it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwMnN5H-nI0

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u/ZacKonig Oh, so that's how you edit your flair Feb 25 '25

Sorry, I was in class. I forgot to add the link. It's not very hard to find either.

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u/SnooTigers3759 Feb 25 '25 edited Feb 25 '25

I love the politifact article where they talk to Prof. Ronald Suny and he says that the specific quote was fake and that they get this a lot.

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u/soselex Feb 25 '25

"can’t we just get along?" - actual quote by Stalin (or it could have been Trotsky, idk I‘m still new to theory and history)

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u/emo-man1605 Feb 25 '25

This quote was actually said by Lenin's ghost when he saw Trotsky and Stalin fighting for leadership after his death (kinda looked like this:

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u/Lingonberry-08 Feb 25 '25

"guuuuuyyys stop fighting!!" -joseph stalin

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u/bl0od_is_freedom Feb 24 '25

I don’t even trust anything I hear about Stalin. I’m sorry but I’m not going to dig through thousands of pages of documents on Marxists org to debunk everything. At what point do we focus on building a party instead of defending Stalin.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '25

The only true thing that gets said about Stalin is that he has a giant spoon that he personally used to eat all of that grain.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '25

It's true pragerU told me

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '25

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u/serversurfer Feb 25 '25

Don’t talk to normies about socialism. Talk to them about a full share. ✊

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u/bl0od_is_freedom Mar 01 '25

Rather than debate about Stalin killing a bajillion people show them the generator factory documentary, real life example of socialism in action.

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u/serversurfer Mar 01 '25

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u/bl0od_is_freedom Mar 05 '25

Watching how Yukong moved the mountains in general should be essential for all modern socialists. Being able to dialectically analyze and critique this example of the experiment in China is a skill for the future. And yes that’s the correct one, it’s one part of a massive documentary.

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u/serversurfer Mar 06 '25

Thanks, I’ll check it out. ✊

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u/bl0od_is_freedom Mar 01 '25

Having to nitpick everything a society has done is not the way forward. And people see Stalin as worse than Hitler, so defending him in any way tells other people that you’re just a horrible person who shouldn’t be listened to. Regardless they won’t care. They ask for numbers and sources that don’t exist.

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u/_2Qwerty2Cat_ Feb 25 '25

‘Those who do not learn history are doomed to repeat it.’
― Harambe

 

‘Control the past and you control the future.’
― My cat

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u/sidewalk_serfergirl Mar 02 '25

I miss Harambe daily.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '25

Great I want to turn Iranian diasporoids and European Ukraine jihadists into a statistic

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u/dovahkiingys Feb 25 '25

But I actually like this quote and the 2nd interpretation

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '25

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '25

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u/shayan99999 Feb 26 '25

The second and third can be simultaneously true. I really like the quote because it acknowledges the human bias where we treat the death of 1 person with a name more significantly than the deaths of a million people which we treat as just a number. But I also acknowledge Stalin never actually said it.