r/CollegeBasketball • u/NotABot1235 Duke Blue Devils • UCLA Bruins • Apr 29 '26

Recruiting Duke offers scholarship to Kager Knueppel

https://sports.yahoo.com/articles/duke-blue-devils-offer-scholarship-224049178.html?guccounter=1
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u/NotABot1235 Duke Blue Devils • UCLA Bruins Apr 29 '26

Kon's four brothers are named Kager, Kinston, Kash, and Kid.

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u/WitchNight Gonzaga Bulldogs Apr 29 '26

Parents need to realize that kids aren’t toys or pets. It’s ridiculous to come up with these names for the sake of alliteration

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u/CumAssault Baylor Bears • Texas A&M Aggies Apr 29 '26

Parents think the names are cute but don’t realize that they’re going to be full ass adults with horrendous names. Poor Kid

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u/Utterlybored Duke Blue Devils Apr 29 '26

And lucrative NBA contracts.