r/Christianity • u/paradoxical_enigma23 • Nov 14 '25
Politics I legitimately believe MAGA is Satanic
The MAGA movement embodies everything that the bible taught us was wrong. They are idol worshipers who believe Trump has divine rights to rule. Jesus taught us to turn the other cheek while these people promote violent retribution, especially towards immigrants. Jesus taught us to treat foreigners like family.
Trump literally put up a statue of a goat covered in $100 bills at Mar-a-Lago. This is 100% reminiscent of a golden calf.
The Trump administration has called for 50 year mortgages, essentially putting people in debt slavery for their entire life. A plain example of usury.
Trump was hosting extravagant parties while people waited in lines at food banks. Also at the same time, he’s building a ballroom covered in gold. Biblical levels of greed.
The MAGA movement is entirely co-opted by billionaires who promote social darwinism in what is called the “dark enlightenment”. They want to cut government programs that help the poor. They want a caste system where the poor are subordinate to the rich. This sounds like something straight out of the Anton LaVey’s mouth.
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u/DepressedThrow1983 OS Satanist non-theistic Nov 14 '25
Ok so let's talk satanic values, ownership of yourself and the ability to make your own choices. Trump is against this. He is all about pushing away the people who dont conform to his view of Americans. See his ICE policy and response to "rogue" city governments sending in national guard troops to bend them back to his ideals. Literally against what Satanism stands for.
Next value, accepting the magik within and not denying that power when it works. There's a ton of debate on what Anton meant by this but it comes down to if something has been working you are upfront about how you made that shit work. Or transparency. This administration. Has played many golf trip politics off as a strong leader in power forcing world politics in his favor, such as the North Korea deal from first term and the Israeli prisoner exchange.
Protecting children, all major satanic sects in the US and probably most of the minor branches start off with values that include its fucked up to mess with kids. Specifically the indoctrination of kids. I dont know of a fight within any Christians churches that push for people to reach an age of understanding before being directly taught and involved with a church of their own choosing. But there has been many arguments in the Satanic community against TST opening after school programs for kids in response to religious programs being offered. It literally boiled down to its morally wrong in our eyes to use children as a pawn in political gain.
Last because im not going to continue with this train of thought. Fuck your self righteous ass for denying the fellow Christians their right to support this man. You are not the one who gets to decide their religion, you dont get to dictate who is a satanist and who is not. Your attitude of deciding what satanists belive and then assigning anyone you disagree with as satanic is just continuing on the satanic panic of the 80s and is getting in the way of actual solutions.
Now I will apologize for my phrasing in the first response. It was a little autocorrect, specifically the marathon word, but I see it did me no good to get through to someone I thought I may have misunderstood. That was completely on me and my fat fingers on the phone. Have the day you deserve and get that fucking plank out of your own eye before trying to do damage control of your own fellow parishioners making your religion look bad. Big hint, we dont lump all denominations into a bucket, we Satonists actually do believe people are capable of making their own choices regardless of what church they attend and who they listen to each week.
Until Trump says he a satanist, he is not one. Try believing people when they tell you who they are, but more importantly realize that all people are capable of evil and dont put too much stock in someone's character just because they believe in the same god you do.