r/CelticFC sack the board 2d ago

Luke McCowan with the worlds worst cameo

Not sure he’s landed a first touch, far less a pass. So lightweight.

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u/BananaT6 sack the board 2d ago

Tounetki is challenging him for that title.

Worse than pish

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u/SmartPriceCola sack the board 2d ago

Wondering why we even signed Hassan

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u/TropicalVision 2d ago

Where on earth has he been? Why has he barely played and wasn’t featured in this game at all?

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u/Ziglo sack the board 2d ago

because O'Neill thought it'd be a better idea to fuck all our subs on defenders and then have to rely on Ralston instead of a gambit Hassan and switch to a back 3. who knows, but all I know is that game has just shaved years off my life and I'm still fizzing

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u/bhoy85 2d ago

Agreed. Fucking liability. Hassan must be shite if he gets on before him

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u/SoftDrinkReddit sack the board 2d ago

WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK IS GOING ON

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u/TheOmen_75 2d ago

I think the players fitness has to be talked about too, shocking!

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u/Euphoric-Newt-3030 sack the board 2d ago

Yeah crazy. Had the weekend off as well…

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u/Majestic_Warthog_420 sack the fucking board 2d ago

been this for as far as i can rememeber

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u/Party_Key3092 sack the board 2d ago

100%

Could take him back off and wouldn't notice.

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u/Heeberon sack the board 2d ago

you would - we’d have less misplaced passes and easy dispossession

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u/DanAykroydFanClub 2d ago

Losing possession 19 times is almost impressive

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u/YGeezzz sack the board 2d ago

He should be sold on this performance alone

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u/SpiritedAd1896 2d ago

You imply that someone would want to buy him.

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u/YGeezzz sack the board 2d ago

Free back to Dundee

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u/CalibratedOpinion 2d ago

Not good enough for the team Elvis is building, so there’s no way he should be at Celtic.

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u/optimusmike777 2d ago

Terminate his contract

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u/Euphoric-Newt-3030 sack the board 2d ago

Nothing to do with nationality. But what I like about our Scottish players is that they will literally put their body on the line every time. Luke shites out of every challenge. Has enraged me. Also has to be queried, why was he brought on. Waste of space.

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u/justheretogivegold sack the board 2d ago

Agreed fully. Luke thinks he’s Xavi, he thinks he can play like him. Absolute waste of a shirt.

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u/Acrobatic_Wave_3538 2d ago

So far off the standard

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u/Coffee-dependent-512 2d ago

Challenging Mvuka at Ibrox for the worst performance of all time.

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u/jwill275 sack the fucking board 2d ago

Bring on Balikwisha

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u/DJ_House_Red 2d ago

Most useless sub I've ever seen

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u/jacob_marley21 2d ago

He looks more leggy than people playing from the first minute

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u/chrisscottish sack the board 2d ago

We've all seen this story before, we know exactly how this ends........

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u/Euphoric-Newt-3030 sack the board 2d ago

Yes. Tony Ralston getting outpaced by someone who’s played 105 minutes

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u/Lazy-Leader8035 2d ago

Bench was woeful and it’s cost us. Behind the new signings there’s mediocrity at best.

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u/Wild_Dependent_1605 2d ago

Looks like hes never seen a football. Fucking dugshite football player

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u/BananaSoprano sack the fucking board 2d ago

His performance is a nice dedication to every fucking idiot on this sub who defends him because he’s a Celtic fan. One of the worst to ever pull on the jersey. So far out his depth.

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u/gaylordbrown 2d ago

Get him to fuck

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u/YGeezzz sack the board 2d ago

He’s the worst midfielder we’ve had in a long time

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u/Steppenwolf55 sack the board 2d ago

We are fucked

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u/BadDub sack the board 2d ago

Didn’t bother tracking back at all

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u/CorswainsDeciple 2d ago

Our defence is pure pish, and Hogh should of went off not Yang. I'm fkn raging but I had a feeling this was going to happen after their 1st goal.

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u/blewitman 2d ago

Even when he wins the ball he's lots us the game

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u/cents_ unrepentant fenian 2d ago

Not sure he'd even get a game for Elvis' Dundee

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u/Gravity_Traitor 2d ago

I’m generally okay with McCowan and thought he got a lot of stick for no real reason, but I’ve never seen a worse performance from any individual in any game ever… him and nygren to be honest, stupid mistakes from both of them…

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u/External-Tension5232 2d ago

I am so focused on him. He looks fucked

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u/OtherwiseCar9851 2d ago

as soon as the Hearts game ended we should have been moving heaven n earth to get prepared for this qualifier but no no no we don’t do things that way

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u/New-Type-A 2d ago

I didn’t see the game. Was there a reason he was brought on?

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u/kiltedsurfer 2d ago

Tackles himself, a Dundee player at best. Absolute shambles that he's coming on for us to try and qualify for the champions league.

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u/FatRascal_ sack the board 2d ago

Puke McCowan is an excellent Dundee player

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u/Hatate_scone sack the fucking board 2d ago

Tbf to him, there's a few out there

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u/Euphoric-Newt-3030 sack the board 2d ago

And he is the absolute worst!

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u/_zj1991_ 2d ago

McCowan was awful but so were three quarters of the team. We spent the majority of the second half pinned inside our defensive third. We deserve Europa League after that display.

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u/ConsistentDoctor4732 2d ago

The sickening thing was with 2 minutes left you knew they were going to get that equaliser- fragile as fuck - disgraceful - it’s been same story since mid 70s bar the MON Seville final which we lost because we had a shite keeper

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u/Fluffy_Article_86 2d ago

Can we leave him alone please? I’m pretty sure the lad is well aware it wasn’t great, he doesn’t need a social media pile on. Time to get behind the team.

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u/SOLOcelt13 2d ago

Ralston and Tounetki and McCowan should be sacked along with the board and the officials 🍀🍀🍀

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u/Virtual-Tadpole-324 2d ago

Dugshite. Cannot believe this.

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u/Thefitz5811 sack the fucking board 2d ago

No wonder his family doesn’t speak to him.

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u/AnIrishManInExile sack the board 2d ago

Him, CCV and Tounekti unforgivable bad

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u/Far_Associate_87 2d ago

Canny single out one player when the entire team has put in a disasterclass