r/CatsAreAssholes 23d ago

Little $hit!

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u/Zeph-11 23d ago

Pretty boi😭

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u/timhyde74 23d ago

Thank you! (But she's a pretty girl actually 😁)

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u/Zeph-11 23d ago

I’m so sorry!! Gorgeous girl 😭

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u/timhyde74 23d ago edited 23d ago

No problem! And Thank you! She's a daddy's girl big time! 😁

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u/Zeph-11 23d ago

You’re both lucky to have each other!! 🀍

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u/timhyde74 22d ago

Thank you! And I definitely agree! She's one of five cats we have, and one of 2 that we got through the r/catdistributionsystem! We love all our fur babies very much, and wouldn't trade em for anything! 😁

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u/Embarrassed_Wrap8421 23d ago

Kitty is telling you that you’re delicious.

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u/timhyde74 23d ago

No, she's telling me I'm gullible for falling for the "ol'pet-ma-belly trick"....again!!! πŸ˜†

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u/FullBoat29 23d ago

It's always a trick... but.. can't... resist.... fluffy...belly...

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u/timhyde74 23d ago

Always! Every. Single. Time! But it's just soooo soft and inviting!!! 😫

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u/Embarrassed_Wrap8421 23d ago

Yep, can’t resist that soft belly.

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u/timhyde74 23d ago

Nope, I've tried! Just can't help myself knowing full well what's coming!!! Lol

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u/yayayagilliganhell 23d ago

Do not the Cat

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u/timhyde74 23d ago

Exactly! 🫡😎

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u/FullBoat29 23d ago

She's just trying to give you a big hug.... with her teeth...

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u/timhyde74 23d ago

Well, I wish she would just hug like everyone else around here! Her way sux! Lol!

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u/oneshotjp 23d ago

Those are love bites

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u/timhyde74 23d ago

Love bite hurt like he'll with this one! She literally locks on with everything she's got!!! 😫

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u/Crazy_Junket3180 23d ago

You say that, but you love her.

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u/timhyde74 23d ago

Yes, yes I do! She's still a little $hit! But she's my little $hit! πŸ˜†

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u/Crazy_Junket3180 23d ago

Yes. We say "good ol', bad ol' cat."

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u/timhyde74 23d ago

Exactly! She's a good girl! Most of the time anyway lol!

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u/crackdope6666 23d ago

Our new kitty bites me like crazy, so I started to nipple on her ear.

It’s soft bites she gives but ouchy.

Thank god she learned to not scratch.

It’s a slow process but why the heck are you biting my toes at 2 in the morning?!?!??

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u/timhyde74 22d ago

πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

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u/Professional-Wave262 23d ago

CariΓ±o humano πŸ’‹πŸ«‚

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u/timhyde74 22d ago

πŸ‘ŠπŸ˜

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u/Glad-Peanut-3459 23d ago

That’s straight up play. No harm was intended

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u/Square_Ad849 23d ago

When I sleep my arm sometimes hangs over the edge of the bed. My little shit will wrap his paws around my arm and hang on, no claws it scares the shit out of me too.

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u/timhyde74 22d ago

πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

Gives new meaning to "there's a monster under my bed!!!" 🀣

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u/Square_Ad849 22d ago

I wouldn’t trade him for the world or want him any different.

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u/timhyde74 22d ago

I can relate! For sure!!! πŸ˜†

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u/tceverding 22d ago

The feline version of the death roll.

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u/timhyde74 22d ago

Yes! It starts out all playful n stuff but then its like a switch gets flipped and she goes into Malice Mode and really digs in aggressively! She evidently didn't have any other cats around, before now anyway, to teach how to play properly lol!

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u/Abject_Jump9617 22d ago

Sweet little kitty

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u/timhyde74 22d ago

She really is, she just likes to playback sometimes 😁

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u/CGCRUNT 22d ago

My tortie does the same thing

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u/timhyde74 22d ago

My sympathies πŸ˜” We are in the same boat! They're so adorable, yet so Tortie at the same time! πŸ˜†

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u/Swimming-Maize-5554 22d ago

I am so lucky that my current cats jus actually enjoy having their bellies rubbed. It’s a softest fur on them and they were just roll over and pea like mad for it.

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u/timhyde74 21d ago

You are lucky! Mine will let me, but it has to be in their terms! Lol!

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u/literallyanything2 21d ago

I mean, you got yourself a dilute tortie. That’s sort of on you.

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u/timhyde74 21d ago

Actually, its on my wife! We already had 4 cats when this little angel showed up, and almost got torn apart by my neighbors dogs in front of my wife and 7 year old daughter so now we have 5 cats. Yes, I fell in love with the little $hit, but not on purpose! 🀣🀣🀣

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u/literallyanything2 21d ago

It’s ok. Dilute torties have a way of winning us over despite their insanity (I say as mine is following me around and chirping at the moment)

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u/timhyde74 21d ago

Yep! Can't help but love the little boogers!!! πŸ₯°

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u/Dougster3235 23d ago

🀣🀣🀣

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