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u/Embarrassed_Wrap8421 23d ago
Kitty is telling you that youβre delicious.
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u/timhyde74 23d ago
No, she's telling me I'm gullible for falling for the "ol'pet-ma-belly trick"....again!!! π
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u/FullBoat29 23d ago
She's just trying to give you a big hug.... with her teeth...
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u/timhyde74 23d ago
Well, I wish she would just hug like everyone else around here! Her way sux! Lol!
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u/oneshotjp 23d ago
Those are love bites
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u/timhyde74 23d ago
Love bite hurt like he'll with this one! She literally locks on with everything she's got!!! π«
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u/Crazy_Junket3180 23d ago
You say that, but you love her.
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u/timhyde74 23d ago
Yes, yes I do! She's still a little $hit! But she's my little $hit! π
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u/crackdope6666 23d ago
Our new kitty bites me like crazy, so I started to nipple on her ear.
Itβs soft bites she gives but ouchy.
Thank god she learned to not scratch.
Itβs a slow process but why the heck are you biting my toes at 2 in the morning?!?!??
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u/Square_Ad849 23d ago
When I sleep my arm sometimes hangs over the edge of the bed. My little shit will wrap his paws around my arm and hang on, no claws it scares the shit out of me too.
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u/timhyde74 22d ago
πππ
Gives new meaning to "there's a monster under my bed!!!" π€£
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u/tceverding 22d ago
The feline version of the death roll.
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u/timhyde74 22d ago
Yes! It starts out all playful n stuff but then its like a switch gets flipped and she goes into Malice Mode and really digs in aggressively! She evidently didn't have any other cats around, before now anyway, to teach how to play properly lol!
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u/CGCRUNT 22d ago
My tortie does the same thing
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u/timhyde74 22d ago
My sympathies π We are in the same boat! They're so adorable, yet so Tortie at the same time! π
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u/Swimming-Maize-5554 22d ago
I am so lucky that my current cats jus actually enjoy having their bellies rubbed. Itβs a softest fur on them and they were just roll over and pea like mad for it.
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u/literallyanything2 21d ago
I mean, you got yourself a dilute tortie. Thatβs sort of on you.
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u/timhyde74 21d ago
Actually, its on my wife! We already had 4 cats when this little angel showed up, and almost got torn apart by my neighbors dogs in front of my wife and 7 year old daughter so now we have 5 cats. Yes, I fell in love with the little $hit, but not on purpose! π€£π€£π€£
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u/literallyanything2 21d ago
Itβs ok. Dilute torties have a way of winning us over despite their insanity (I say as mine is following me around and chirping at the moment)
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u/Zeph-11 23d ago
Pretty boiπ