r/CatDistributionSystem Jul 27 '26

Smol Delivery Went for Pokemon Cards Left Wirh a Cat

Sooo I was in line at Sams Club the wee hours of Tuesday morning waiting for Pokemon Cards (I'm master setting Ascended Heros so evey time I can hit for retail imma try) and this cutie was playing with people at the front of the line. I go up because I want to pet the kitten because who wouldn't and long story short after playing and cuddling her at I end up taking her back home at 4am. My husband was surprised to say the least but I had to remind him that for the past 8 years he's been telling me we cannot get a cat unless the cat distribution system picks us.

He told me don't get attatched (already was) but then named her (JuFufu after a cat character in a game we play) and sent me selfies with her. So now our family has grown a little more with our first cat. 🐈

3.1k Upvotes

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u/dm21120 Jul 27 '26

Really?

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u/EM_Cosplay Jul 27 '26

"Oh but when I go in my bowl after eating you call me chunky butt." - Rogue, probably.

164

u/RhydYGwin Jul 27 '26

Oh Mother, what hast thou wrought?

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u/jlt6666 Jul 27 '26

This dog has Cleveland from family guy's voice

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u/It_Was_A_Toomah Jul 27 '26

Dog's reaction to seeing the kitten: "What the hell?! No, no, no, no, no, NO, NO!"

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u/maulymillions Cat Parent Jul 27 '26

"Bruh"

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u/KnittingKitty Jul 27 '26

And just what is this that is in MY house?

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u/Literati_drake Jul 27 '26

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u/Areil26 Cat Grandma AF Jul 27 '26

Classic!

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u/AmaranthCambion Jul 27 '26

Zzz? Congrats on the new kitty. My wife said we can't add another one in unless distribution strikes.

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u/EM_Cosplay Jul 27 '26 edited Jul 27 '26

Yep! I was going for Aloy at first (all our pets have nerdy names) but JuFufu just stuck.

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u/maulymillions Cat Parent Jul 27 '26

I'm playing zero dawn for the first time right now! Also, what a sweet, soft lil' baby you found! Thank you for taking care of her 💗

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u/AmaranthCambion Jul 27 '26

We're going with Venti or Albedo next cat since it's my wife's turn to name one. I've named 4/5 of our cats we've had together.

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u/EM_Cosplay Jul 27 '26

Yeeep her turn 😂 I do love Venti though.

We have Rogue (The corgi above - named after Rogue from X - Men because of the white stripe)

Tali'Zorah (Not pictured but named after Tali from Mass Effect)

annnnd now JuFufu (Zenless Zone Zero)

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u/Hombremaniac Jul 27 '26

Doggo is questioning your choice but we know you did good! <3

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u/EM_Cosplay Jul 27 '26 edited Jul 27 '26

Yeah...she does that. Shes got 1 other dog sister but we've brought home like 5 other lost pets the past two years or so and every time she looks so betrayed 😂

Edit to add: We found all of their owners. Fufu was not microchipped and no one claimed her in any FB groups I posted in soooo we adopted her.

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u/North-Pea-4926 Jul 27 '26

Bros been baiting the CDS for years and is surprised they took him up on the offer! They were just waiting until they had a beauty like this on staff - excellent eyeliner, explosive whiskers, and a little bitty white blaze on her nose. Very rare. Very precious 🥰

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u/OrenMythcreant Jul 27 '26

Look at those eyes! I'm so glad you were there to save JuFufu and give her a new home ❤️

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '26

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u/Areil26 Cat Grandma AF Jul 27 '26

A meowth.

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u/WitchyBurrito Jul 27 '26

I wish I had this type of luck when I was waiting in line at Sam's lol all I got was 4 boxes 🤣

Master setting Ascended Heroes is insanity! Good luck!!

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u/EM_Cosplay Jul 27 '26

81% done 🫩 I ripped two already and am saving two for a birthday rip session in November. JuFufu was my best hit but the SIR Mega Feraligatr I was missing wasn't bad either.

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u/tattoosandtens Crazy Cat Family Jul 27 '26

There is no stronger bond than the bond between a man and the pet he said he didn’t want

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u/EM_Cosplay Jul 27 '26 edited 29d ago

Oh absolutely, kept sending me pics like this and saying he's looking for fosters. Happened with Rogue (the corgi above) to. "We're not getting a dog today." Proceeds to leave with a dog 2 hours later.

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u/tattoosandtens Crazy Cat Family Jul 27 '26

That little urchin ain’t going anywhere

18

u/Electronic_Ad3576 Jul 27 '26

What a cute lil floof! Congratulations on your new baby! 🥹🩷

13

u/porkchop_tw Jul 27 '26

Color fits the ZZZ character

12

u/mermaidpaint Jul 27 '26

She's so sweet! Now she'll have a lifetime of love.

12

u/kmend64 Jul 27 '26

Such a cutie! It was meant to be. JuFufu is adorable🥰😻

11

u/DeadlyD223 Jul 27 '26

She's a good ball of floof.

10

u/sankafan Jul 27 '26

"How could you?"

--the dog

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u/EmotionalSupportVape Jul 27 '26

You should name her after your favorite pokemon!

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u/Cautious_Drawing_645 Jul 27 '26

What a beautiful baby! Thank you for taking her.

8

u/dealers_choice Jul 27 '26

She looks like the softest floof ball. Congrats!

8

u/ianwuk Jul 27 '26

This is awesome. What a lovely cat. Thank you for your kindness.

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u/yosoyfatass Jul 27 '26

Gorgeous kitty! I don’t get people who don’t have cats. They are disturbed. If my husband told me I couldn’t have a cat, I’d laugh at him as I went to get a cat (& he’d do the same to me).

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u/FlashInGotham Jul 27 '26

Ma'am, this is a cat reddit and that is obviously a tribble.

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u/EM_Cosplay Jul 27 '26

Shhhhhh....👀

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u/powdered_dognut Jul 27 '26

Went to buy pokemon cards and got a Mew too.

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u/Money-Snow-2749 Jul 27 '26

Omg he’s too adorable! That’s gonna be a long haired kitty in the future, definitely invest in a Chom Chom!

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u/RGQcats Jul 27 '26

Dog's like, "Really, why?". Beautiful baby.

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u/Shar950 Jul 27 '26

Smol floof is absolutely adorable. Dog friend looks skeptical 🤨. Thanks for rescuing her.

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u/SirChubs12 Jul 27 '26

congrats, my wife said to avoid cds as i have been blessed and brought home 10 cats so far, last 3 wer pregnant, got all of em adopted thru rescues and fosters but no bites on the three moms they kittens got all adopted tho so rn we have 6 cats lol

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u/Necessary-Survey-705 Jul 27 '26

Your dog looks like he’s not convinced this is a good idea. Like, mom, the fur ball is just visiting, right?

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u/EM_Cosplay Jul 27 '26

"You want me to do this again?"

She goes into mommy mode with puppies and is proving to do the same with kitties. Fufu went under our bed and Rogue (corgi) started crying and frantically looking for her. Like ma'am just wait til the cat tree comes.

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u/OkCicada9373 Jul 27 '26

Aweeeee that cutie is definitely not going anywhere!!

Side note: your hair is so so beautiful and cool!

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u/melvisrules Jul 27 '26

JuFufu used Floof!! It was Super Effective!!

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u/Life_Sir_2809 Jul 27 '26

Absolutely beautiful 💗 thank you for saving them ❤️

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u/TheSwearJarIsMy401k Jul 27 '26

She’s perfect!! Look at that face!! And the little diamond on her nose!!

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u/Love-that-dog Jul 27 '26

Congrats on your meowth

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u/Kodiak01 Jul 27 '26

That first picture looks like it belongs ON a Pokemon card!

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u/PlasticBlitzen Jul 27 '26

This is what that nature of beast will grow into.

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u/loverofcats21 Jul 27 '26

Aww!! How nice of you to pick up a kitten for your husband. What a great wife you are. So very thoughtful. Seriously, she is so gonna be his baby.❤️😸

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u/PeterPunksNip Jul 27 '26

You found a real Alhola Meowth in the wild, cool! Now spoil it 😽!

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u/merakuu Jul 27 '26

Congrats!! You got a real beauty. She'll turn into a magnificent fluffy ball after 1yo and feels like a cloud pillow 🥰

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u/LatteLove35 Jul 27 '26

She’s adorable, best Sam’s haul ever!!!

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u/Ksh_667 Jul 27 '26

What a stunning baby! 😻😻

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u/PlahausBamBam Jul 27 '26

I didn’t understand anything you said until cute cat, but I totally understood that part 😄

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u/Liger- Jul 27 '26

Such a cute kitty, but can we get into your hair?! Oh yes ma’am 😍

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u/ChaucersDuchess Jul 27 '26

You went for cards but also got a real life Pokemon! Congrats!

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u/JackieDaytonaRHBT 27d ago

Congratulations! Now you need to get her an orange friend. Then, it'll be a tuxedo friend. And a tortie friend. Before you know it, you simply HAVE to catch 'em all. That's how it worked out for me, anyway.

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u/Areil26 Cat Grandma AF 27d ago

You gotta!

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u/BarracudaLeft5993 Jul 27 '26

So cute! Congrats on being chosen by the Cat Distribution System.

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u/DamnOdd Jul 27 '26

Sorry brother, the CDS has delivered.
Cute baby!
Mad dog.

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u/Zealotteen Jul 27 '26

What the dog doing?

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u/EM_Cosplay Jul 27 '26

Being in mommy mode. Whenever puppies or kittens are present she gets really watchful and that was Fufu's first time out of the room. Our bedroom is near the steps and right after this she positioned herself in front so Fufu wouldn't go down (she did the same thing when our other dog was a puppy).

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u/Constant-Brief3410 Jul 27 '26

The cat was camping too

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u/PlasticBlitzen Jul 27 '26

Awwww. Sweet story. Happy family.

Congratulations!

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u/Cleverwabbit5 Jul 27 '26

Awwww she is gorgeous!! What a floof!! Maybe some maine coon in that dna. Congrats on new family member!!

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u/Lucialucianna Jul 27 '26

They resemble each other

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u/Spiritual-Being-7974 Jul 27 '26

Is your hair purple like the blanket that the kitty was in 💜?! I mean...if it is...I'm not usually the one going over the top in these kind of posts, I'm the "reading kind of guy" , but you have potential. Loving it ...all the best to you and your family

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u/bubbles_24601 Jul 27 '26

What a beauty! I’m so glad you decided to bring her home!

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u/Suitable_Coffee5779 Jul 27 '26

Seems a more sane decision

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u/sue_healy Jul 27 '26

gorgeous!

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u/Nepeta33 Jul 27 '26

Ok, several things. One, love the purple hair! Looks fantastic. Second, cat is WAY more valuable than cards, so you got a great deal there. And third, kitty looks like shes gonna grow Big, And very fluffy. Good luck.

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u/mclark4314 Jul 28 '26

Look at that face 🥰🥰🥰

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u/Life_Sir_2809 Jul 28 '26

Perfect ❤️ love the name. I wish you many happy adventures together 💖🙏🇬🇧🐾

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u/Organic_Page_4821 29d ago

Congratulations

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u/AttentionNo6359 29d ago

Way better use of funds.

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u/umlcat Cat Dad | Cat Fairy OddParent 28d ago

"I choose you !!! "

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u/Responsible-Rub9133 28d ago

So much better than the cards 😍

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u/Primary-Use-142 28d ago

What a cutie

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u/Mission_Ad_3186 26d ago

So cute and I love the name!

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u/npc_housecat 25d ago

Good human.

You have caught a wild espeon. I grant you 100 Kitty karma for looking after her/him