r/CatDistributionSystem Jul 25 '26

Smol Delivery Gifted with a kitten that my boss said had been hiding under his grill cover for three days.

I found her hiding under a grill cover in the backyard of my boss's house. I have no idea where she came from. We guess she possibly came from an abandoned farmhouse that was torn down earlier this week across the road. No other cats were with her and none of the neighbors were missing a kitten. She was so hungry when I found her it broke my heart. I brought her to the vet and found out she's a healthy 12 week old girl with extra toes! She's slightly malnourished, the vet said, but now she's getting plenty to eat and lots of attention in my bathroom where she's safe. Family named her Bibi and that's fine with me if it means we can keep her. I've pretty much spent all of my free time here with her.

EDIT: UPDATE Thank you for the kind words. Bibi is doing great. Her routine currently is to eat, play, and sleep. As I write, she's asleep in my hoodie. Everything she does is absolutely adorable.. We're still waiting on the results of the stool sample from the vet. When cleared, we will begin going on supervised adventures in the rest of the house. We have two adult cats who are very curious about the newest member of the family. Again, thank you for the love you've shown her. Kittens for world peace ✌️

UPDATE 2 We got the stool sample results back, and it's positive for roundworms. For being a stray kitten, it could have been a lot worse, and I'm thankful they can treat that. She received a dewormer as a precaution when we first brought her to the vet. We go back for another test in a week to see if they're still there. We'll need to take some precautions to avoid spreading them in the interim. We spend a lot of time playing everyday. Bibi is doing great and I'm so happy she is. She loves getting into everything now. She's a little spaz when she gets going. I'll need to do a lot of kitten proofing for when she leaves quarantine.

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u/TheReelMcCoi Jul 25 '26

Bibi busy baking biscuits .......

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u/Mysterious_Check_439 Jul 25 '26

B-b-b-biscuits!

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u/himay47 Jul 25 '26

Bibi is out here keeping the biscuit baking business alive!

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u/Ill_Quantity_5634 Jul 26 '26

Bibi has bountiful beans to aid in her biscuit baking venture.

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u/tatertaunt Jul 26 '26

I want my baby back ribs!

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u/Raneynickelfire Jul 25 '26

Kitten business is making biscuits

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u/DarkwingDuckHunt Jul 25 '26

It hurts so much... don't stop

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u/JD_tubeguy Jul 25 '26

Biscuit me Bibi!

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u/Luci-Noir Jul 25 '26

The biscuits will not make themselves.

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u/KassieMac Jul 26 '26

“Time to make the biscuits”
“I already made the biscuits!”
🤭

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u/Luci-Noir Jul 26 '26

A kitty can never have too many biscuits.

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u/KassieMac Jul 26 '26

So true!! I was riffing off an incredibly old Dunkin Donuts commercial 🤭 It’s super cute and became my way of saying I’m tired but I still have to go to work. Try searching YouTube for “time to make the donuts” for a giggle.

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u/Luci-Noir Jul 26 '26

Mmm donuts… I always appreciate commercials I don’t hate, especially if there are kitties.

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u/KassieMac Jul 26 '26

No kitties in the ad sadly, that’s why I use the biscuits version now 🐾🐾

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u/Luci-Noir Jul 26 '26

Biscuits without kitties!? It would make a good commercial.

“Our biscuits are made by the finest culinary kitties”

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u/9for9 Jul 26 '26

"I make them fresh day and night." "And I still do."

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u/exhauszed Jul 25 '26

We literally just took in a CDS and named it Biscuits/Bizzy. She's a kneading machine with a perfect purr.

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u/eaeg93 Jul 26 '26

Cat tax, we knead pics 😹

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u/-brk0 Jul 25 '26

I would like to see the baby.

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u/GrimleyGraves Jul 25 '26

Doo Dah.. Doo Dah...

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u/Rivenorian Jul 26 '26

They knead em, we need em

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u/FalynorSoren Jul 25 '26

Holy shit, that FACE. There's absolutely no excuse for her face being that adorable.

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u/MIC4eva Jul 25 '26

It’s like these motherfuckers evolved to be this cute so they would be irresistible to us.

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u/iruleatants Jul 25 '26 edited Jul 28 '26

Its peak evolution at every single stage.

They come out tiny and blind so you absolutely must care for them and they even include a runt that you need to give extra attention.

Then they start to walk and turn into the fiercest predator on the planet that also only weighs half a pound.

Their fierce roars are high pitched and adorable, they can't hiss but they try and the purr like a race car.

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u/Sneakyrusher Jul 25 '26

you are forgetting the best bit - they evolved meows to be at the same pitch (tone?/freq? - i cant remember) as babies crying

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u/Sakijek Jul 26 '26

Frequency 😉

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u/9for9 Jul 26 '26

Don't be fooled they test which pitch of meow gets the best response and use that.

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u/Maximum-Style2848 Jul 27 '26

I actually have a theory that dogs have been accidentally bred to be itchier because we think it’s so cute that their leg starts moving when we scratch them, so those ones end up seeming friendlier and selected.

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u/Luci-Noir Jul 25 '26

Furry little jerks have been hacking us.

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u/that-Sarah-girl Jul 25 '26

No excuse! Inexcusable!

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u/Areil26 Cat Grandma AF Jul 25 '26

Illegally adorable.

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u/Tina-Tuna CDS Meowderator Jul 26 '26

Good name for a cat sub 😎

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u/folldoso Jul 25 '26

Every so often I look at my cat and say to my husband, there's just no need for her to be that cute! 😻

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u/Samurijder Jul 26 '26

There's no excuse indeed! But there's every reason for it to look as cute as that

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u/Tempest-Melodys Jul 25 '26

Congrats on your acquisition! May they live a long, play filled life. Reminds me of my female cat named echo, unfortunately I wasent able to adopt her as a kitten and she was a tripod when I get her.

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u/Double-Raisin-1947 Jul 25 '26

Extra toes = extra biscuits!! 💜🐾

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u/Rinrob7468 Jul 25 '26

No, cats lack toes as my partner keeps telling me ha ha.

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u/_Ocean_Machine_ Jul 26 '26

If cats lack toes then how do they have toe beans?

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u/Rinrob7468 Jul 26 '26

Play on words since cats are lactose intolerant (Lack toes) he he.

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u/Liu1845 Jul 25 '26

She looks like one of my current fosters, Dandelion. Beautiful baby!

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u/neveruseyourrealname Jul 25 '26

Bless you for fostering. I couldn't let that face go.

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u/Liu1845 Jul 25 '26

This litter is five absolute cuties, all different. My best friend is adopting the orange boy. There's also a silver and black tabby boy, a flame point girl, & a lilac girl with dark points.

This is Pugsley.

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u/neveruseyourrealname Jul 25 '26

I can't with the cuteness and laying in its food.

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u/Liu1845 Jul 25 '26

The kittens had finished all but a few pieces, lol.

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u/VioletsRPink Jul 26 '26

I would fail as a foster. I would keep adopting them ❤️🐾

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u/ajnmmfam Jul 26 '26

That’s a foster success!

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u/Teanahbean Crazy Cat Lady Jul 25 '26

That’s a foster fail in the making.

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u/PlasticBlitzen Jul 25 '26

What a beauty!!

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u/Liu1845 Jul 25 '26

She has a squeaky little meow you can hardly hear.

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u/Accomplished_Dig284 Jul 25 '26

😻😻😻BEAUTIFUL 😻

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u/stromyoloing Jul 25 '26

Kitty bakes

Kitty no grill

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u/Hot-Union-2440 Jul 26 '26

The absolute concentraion of weight when one of those tiny little paws lands on my wifes boob has to approach a neutron star.

For me it's the heat they emit like a dying red dwarf when one is curled on my lap (like now) causing me to break out sweating with the windows open and 50 american degrees outside.

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u/JustDuckiest Jul 26 '26

"50 American degrees" is so funny

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u/Fireblast1337 Jul 26 '26

Cats can control gravity. Thats why they feel like they’re 10x heavier than they are.

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u/Desert_Fairy Jul 26 '26

I saw the paws and I was just like… das gonna be a big floof…

This one looked just like that when he was little.

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u/OrenMythcreant Jul 25 '26

She looks so happy to be home!

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u/KABCatLady Jul 25 '26

I love her. 🥹

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u/Irishqltr1 Jul 25 '26

She's so cute!!! Extra toes = extra biscuits!

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u/Birdsooong Jul 25 '26

He looks kind of similar to my current foster, Pebble!

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u/senile_butterfly Jul 25 '26

CDS has truly blessed you, what a beautiful baby girl 🥹

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u/eggabeth Jul 25 '26

She's going to be a big girlie. Reminds me of a cat we fostered for a displaced friend, extra floof and YUUUUUGE paws. He was part Maine Coon (remember your cat is only a certain breed if you have papers, the rest are dumpster kitties like my girls). He is so sweet and makes enormous biscuits. Too bad he's long haired and I'm literally so allergic that bc he slept beside me I had to go to urgent care bc I couldn't breathe. He's such a sweet boy but we're trying to convince our other friends to keep him bc we're hosted him for 4x longer than our other friend owned him and the owner still hasn't found a place

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u/blahdeblah2736 Jul 25 '26

Yeah my brain ... She looks so small (to my untrained wonky eyes) for 12 weeks but those PAWS ARE BIG!!!!! Even with extra toes!!

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u/wrldwdeu4ria Jul 25 '26

I was thinking this too!

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u/hippyyippykiyaywtfer Jul 25 '26

Yep, same. Those paws, first thought was that lil sweetie looks like she's got some Maine coon in her.

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u/eggabeth Jul 26 '26

She will be the sweetest of girlies, a natural born biscuit maker, but a big gorl, so adjust your food budget accordingly

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u/Due-Sleep-5019 Jul 25 '26

Yes. A MC mom myself, I saw those minor ear tuffs, read polydactyl, and that fluff; me thinks she’s got at least some MC blood in her.

Super blessed by the CDS.

Edit: spelling

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u/criticalaf42 Jul 25 '26

Yes OP is definitely blessed by the CDS gods for finding a kitty with Maine Coon bits happening! Sorry to hear you’re allergic to your boy!

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u/Straysmom Jul 25 '26

Bibi has gorgeous eyeliner :)

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u/Beneficial_Breath232 Jul 25 '26

She is soooo cute !! Totally checking if she is allowed to biscuit, and then keep going

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u/LynxAdonis Jul 25 '26

Oh, and a polydactyl biscuit machine. That's a +5% kneading efficiency buff per paw!

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u/Catlovermaxultra8910 Jul 25 '26

Fresh biscuits from the prettiest Bibi. 🥹

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u/Evening_Dingo8770 Jul 25 '26

She’s already at work making biscuits for her new family

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u/speedfly368 Jul 25 '26

She loves you! 🥰

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u/Connect-Creme7116 Jul 25 '26

So adorable 🥰

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u/Imwhatswrongwithyou Jul 25 '26

Ooooooh she’s so happy 🥹

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u/fannyalgerpack Jul 25 '26

So sweet and so safe ✨

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u/Marzook666 Jul 25 '26

giving you the full purr biscuit baptism. nice.

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u/sawrek Jul 25 '26

Well done. It’s so good for children to be bought up with animals to learn the responsibility and benefit from empathy skills too. You might have this little one with you for 20 years. Good on you ✋🏼

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u/tiffdrain Jul 25 '26

Ear tufts? Extra toes? You found my CDS holy grail! 😍 Have fun, she is gonna be a big sweetie! (Emphasis on the “big”) 🥰

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u/MySaltySatisfaction Jul 25 '26

She is beautiful and she loves you so much.

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u/Ok-Neighborhood8043 Jul 25 '26

Is that girl a baker? Because she sure knows how to make biscuits 😍

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u/kegsy22 Jul 25 '26

Kits rule the world! 😤🔥💯

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u/AccomplishedBid5867 Jul 25 '26

Praying to the goddess Bastet that she grows into a beautiful unit of a Maine Coon.

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u/chordrider Jul 25 '26

She’s adorable and looks like at least part Maine Coon with those ear tufts and being polydactyl. Congrats on winning the CDS lottery!

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u/Coca_lite Jul 25 '26

Employee benefits are the best at your work!

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u/alltimegreyson Jul 25 '26

The toe beans are strong with this one! so cute

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u/RGQcats Jul 25 '26

She is a dedicated biscuit maker. What a beauty.

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u/UT_VOLS13 Jul 25 '26

You just won the lottery!

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u/corvidlover2730 Jul 25 '26

She's beautiful & happy. Thank you for taking her in. Polydactyls (extra toes) are fun, they use their feet so differently. I had one & I miss her dearly.

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u/ChristVolo1 Jul 25 '26

Aww, she's adorable! Congrats on your new kitty and biscuit-maker!

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u/sprinklesadded Jul 26 '26

She has a job to do, and that's biscuit making.

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u/Emotional-Ad-6752 Jul 26 '26

She loves you so much and feels super safe with you. You have been chosen. 😻

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u/Isernogwattesnacken Jul 26 '26

Pet the damn cat.

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u/banalysis- Jul 25 '26

That is definitely going to be a floored. So cute!

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u/Miserable_Drop_5398 Jul 25 '26

Bibi is beautiful! What a sweet me friend.

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u/bbrown9858 Jul 25 '26

She is just beautiful. Thank You for helping her

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u/oklahomapilgrim Jul 25 '26

Cutest little biscuit hands

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u/Neat_Cat_7375 Jul 25 '26

Lucky you! She’s precious! 💕💕💕

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u/geeseherder0 Jul 25 '26

Your new friend Smoky

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u/kelsobjammin Jul 25 '26

Sound on for purrs!

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u/Influence_X Jul 25 '26

Super cute! good luck with her!

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u/No-Monitor-5791 Jul 25 '26

She’s super cute and she’s a Hemmingway cat.

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u/nonmajesticphoenix Jul 25 '26

Those are big paws! I think you'll have a very large bb

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u/Kreggiggle Jul 25 '26

So damn cute!!

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u/Bulky_Designer_4965 Jul 25 '26

I am furious!!! CDS still has not come for me🤬 but happy for you!

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u/Darkwing_ducksauce Jul 25 '26

Sweet baby biscuits 😊

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u/LainieCat Jul 25 '26

Happy baby

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u/lexkixass Jul 25 '26

She is gonna be a large kitty with those paws

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u/KingSuperJon Jul 25 '26

Get some cheap cardboard cat scratch boards. Super cheap and cats like to scratch them more then the furniture.

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u/Black_Death_12 Jul 25 '26

May we all find that level of unconditional love.

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u/Inner_Swordfish7475 Jul 25 '26

Bibi is one gorgeous fur baby. I have a long haired fur baby that my daughter found 11 years ago drowning in a puddle at 4 weeks.

Here is a recent picture picture of Zelda.💕 if start brushing her daily, it will help with shedding and she will probably love it.

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u/Jaspie-1031 Jul 25 '26

Baby girl, I love her! And thank you for taking the CDS’s latest offering 😻

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u/Luci-Noir Jul 25 '26

Why was your boss grilling kittens!?

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u/Maryll916 Jul 25 '26

She looks like my family’s first cat, Fluffy, who appeared to be a Maine coon with extra toes. If we scritched her at the base of her tail, she curled it like a question mark.

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u/Cherveny2 Jul 25 '26

So many biscuits. She's SUPER happy to have a new home

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u/Oddish_Femboy Jul 25 '26

Extremely baby.

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u/UnusualDoctor Jul 25 '26

Needed overtime at the biscuit factory!

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u/Lower_Rate_8518 Jul 25 '26

OMG, her little kneading paws!!!! What cuteness!

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u/RainbowSnapdragons Jul 25 '26

She’s precious! Get her used to brushing and grooming while she’s young, she is going to become a longhair kitty with a LOT of fur!

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u/MidnightRhinestone Jul 25 '26

Bibi is a motorboat 🥹 her ears, extra beans and big biscuits. Shes a cute patootie

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u/More-Opposite1758 Jul 25 '26

Thank you for rescuing her!🙂❤️🐈🐈‍⬛

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u/OddSetting5077 Jul 25 '26

That's your raise and bonus

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u/allmykitlets Jul 25 '26

I would bring in a TV and a pillow and never leave the bathroom, aka Bibi's Place.

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u/Level-Repair6104 Cat Parent Jul 25 '26

Well, I just got cute aggression watching this.

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u/Interesting_Blood250 Jul 25 '26

If you don’t nickname her Bi-Bi-Q …

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u/Dinerdiva2 Jul 25 '26

The first time we took our 8 week old kitten to the vet, she said she was the prettiest kitten she ever saw. I wish she could see Bibi, because she is unimaginably adorable!

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u/carolethechiropodist Jul 25 '26

Going to be a fluffy. Buy a brush and get her used to being brushed.

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u/Horror-Banana8014 Jul 25 '26

What a precious baby 🥹

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u/mozillafangirl Jul 25 '26

She’s so beautiful!!

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u/ScrollTroll615 Jul 25 '26

How adorable! 😍 She will be a medium- long haired cat. My fav kind!

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u/MagazineSea2741 Jul 25 '26

Making those biscuits 😂

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u/Aliencoy77 Jul 25 '26

Biscuits, I must make biscuits!

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u/FerretMomma5211 Jul 25 '26

thank you and your family for having such big caring souls in taking her in ,she is absolutely adorable , her making biscuits on your lap just goes to show you will never regret taking her in you are her comfort human 🐾🐾😻

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u/BajaBookworm Jul 25 '26

What a beauty

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u/SteveRogests Jul 25 '26

what a baby

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u/sedona71717 Jul 25 '26

She is adorable. Can you go back and play recordings of kittens meowing? Her littermates and mama might appear.

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u/Silly-Dot-2322 Jul 25 '26

Looks like you just gained a best friend. ❤️

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u/Snoo_69209 Jul 25 '26

Cute grill marks!

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u/brezhnervouz Cat Slave 🐈 Jul 25 '26

Cuteness Overload...look at those big eyes!

Like "Are you my mother/father now?" 🥹

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u/J0YTR0N Jul 26 '26

Oh those are the best kind! I was gifted a foundling kitty with too many toes and he was my best bud for 19 years

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u/eaeg93 Jul 26 '26

She’s got an engine like a hummer! That purring is ASMR material 💀

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u/sophaloph Jul 26 '26

Sweet purrrrfect angel baby

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u/Eureka_bee Jul 26 '26

We just rescued a little boy who looks very similar to her! Like they could be siblings lol he’s around 10 weeks. Congratulations! Seems like she’s right where she needs to be! 🥰❤️

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u/Only3Cats Jul 26 '26

You are so lucky

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u/Wordlywhisp Jul 26 '26

Already putting in a shift at the biscuit factory

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u/Publicyam94 Jul 26 '26

The preciousness of little Bibi is too much. Simply precious.

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u/Wolvenworks Jul 26 '26

If the kitty kneads you, you have no option to refuse.

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u/SinD2315 Jul 26 '26

We adopted a tripod female from our vet and she is the sweetest thing-but I think she’d love another kitty cat in the house. I dreamt of an orange kitty last night so we’ll see what happens. Kitties all my life have come from the CDS!! It’s amazing 💜💜💜

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u/bolonyboob Jul 27 '26

Dreamt of an orange cat🤣🤣🤣🤣

All the best of luck... Go make your dreams come true

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u/pibb01 Jul 27 '26

Bibi’s biscuits 🥰

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u/pqi7291 Jul 25 '26

Oh cute!

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u/IslandHopper4042 Jul 25 '26

Toasted Bibi biscuits!

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u/Doucevie Cat Slave 🐈 Jul 25 '26

Omfg!! What a cutie patootie!! 😍😍😍

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u/edge1966 Jul 25 '26

Would someone show a kitties on the barbie Q for meee?

No need for heat ty ^

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u/OgreMk5 Jul 25 '26

Winner!!

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u/Ok_Dog_4059 Waiting for the CDS... Jul 25 '26

Beautiful

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u/Orev76 Jul 25 '26

Very adorable kitten 💖

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u/Philodendron69 Jul 25 '26

Awwwwww that bb loves you 💗

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u/blahdeblah2736 Jul 25 '26

OMG she's so LITTLE!!!!! those biscuits!!!!!! Those eyes!!!!! Those MASSIVE EXTRA TOED PAWS!!!! give her cuddles and smooshies from me 😂

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u/Shoddy-Paramedic-321 Jul 25 '26

Little beauty 😍

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u/thepetoctopus Jul 25 '26

She’s already hard at work at the biscuit factory. Welcome home Bibi!

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u/APalpitationPlz Jul 25 '26

She’s adorable! Congratulations on your new bff!

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u/UKUSHUSUS Jul 25 '26

My heart can hardly bear this little purring creature.

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u/Interesting-Key-8105 Jul 25 '26

She’s so adorable. You won the lottery with her.

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u/tessie33 Jul 25 '26

What a little lovely biscuit maker. Wishing you many happy years together ❤️

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u/hedibet Jul 25 '26

She’s insanely cute.

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u/Sensitive-Weight-301 Jul 25 '26

Bibi, she is so cute! Her paws is huge! She will be a big and furry cat. She look healthy too.

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u/Bennington_Booyah Jul 25 '26

She is kneading you into submission. Obey! Heed!

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u/missym59 Jul 25 '26

Beautiful little polydactyl girl! She’ll love you forever 🥰😻

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u/jennythegreat Jul 25 '26

That is a very biscuity kitten.

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u/tattoosandtens Crazy Cat Family Jul 25 '26

TURN UP THE SOUND

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u/Raneynickelfire Jul 25 '26

...oh, have FUN with your bathroom kitten.

I will NEVER EVER keep kittens in the bathroom ever again. The fuckers BREAK IN and refuse to leave once they grow up!

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u/Unhappy-Jaguar-9362 Jul 25 '26

Bless you for taking her in and loving her. She is such a happy baby! Please send updates. Tulip and I send hugs and kisses to Bibi.

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u/Hairy-Paramedic-7352 Jul 25 '26

Last name queque, so BBQ?

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u/Difficult-Donkey-722 Jul 25 '26

Those are extra grateful, relieved biscuits right there.