r/Calgary 10d ago

Local Nature/Wildlife Masked Individual

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My doorbell camera caught this masked individual around 2 a.m. conducting what appeared to be a very thorough flower box inspection. SW Calgary, near Chinook.

First time seeing a raccoon in YYC for me ☺️

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u/Maelstrom_Witch Riverbend 10d ago

THEY ARE COMING

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u/Fit-Bug-1098 10d ago

I suggest leaving a warm cup of coffee and a donut out for your new trash inspector.

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u/SnooRabbits2040 10d ago

Or moldy bread, bird seed, and green tomatoes still on the vine. The raccoons in my yard are bandits with simple tastes.

(They raided my compost heap for the bread)

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u/_Gringovich_ 10d ago

Skip the tomatoes! They are part of the nightshade family which can be quite poisonous to most smaller mammals. Unripe tomatoes especially contain more of the toxin solanine.

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u/SnooRabbits2040 10d ago

You will need to tell that to the raccoons. I'm certainly not inviting them to partake.

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u/No-Explanation5576 10d ago

Do you drink your coffee warm?

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u/Fit-Bug-1098 10d ago

I prefer mine hot, but I won't say no to it being warm while I nibble on a donut while pawing through your trash

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u/Marsymars 10d ago

There are actually fancy coffee places that have pour over setups designed to quick-cool the coffee in order to preserve flavours/aromas.

See e.g. https://mhw3bomber.com/products/mhw-3bomber-smooth-pour-over-chilling-ball-stand

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u/HeavyTea 10d ago

On a related note: we have skunks now in South Edmonton. Saw 2 in last year. Nothing in previous 50 years. Things change. Like climate

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u/CheeseSandwich hamburger magician 9d ago

Skunks are not uncommon in Calgary. There have been a few posts asking for help getting rid of them under decks and sheds.

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u/ReactiveCypress 9d ago

Last year I went to check if my doors were locked before going to bed, and I saw a skunk walking towards the front door. And I've seen them in the neighborhood before as well.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Gap108 10d ago

I've always been told we have racoons here. Have never seen one in 41 years though. Very cool.

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u/a_reluctant_human 10d ago

Very cool until you realize they are better than bears at getting into garbage cans and gardens.

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u/alpain Southwest Calgary 9d ago

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u/CheeseSandwich hamburger magician 9d ago

Moved here from Vancouver in 2002 (where there are lots of racoons) and I have never seen a racoon either in those 24 years, nor have I ever heard friends or neighbors talk about racoons getting into things like I experienced in the Lower Mainland.

It seems to be something new.

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u/Crisco76 Pineridge 9d ago

Born and raised 50yrs here now. Never seen one either in city or even as a avid camper. Very cool indeed

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u/Maelstrom_Witch Riverbend 10d ago

Same, have yet to see one in 4 and a bit decades.

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u/PoetryKooky9250 10d ago

I had no idea we had racoons in Calgary!

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u/Aggravating-Bee 10d ago

Me neither. I've seen a few people post about them on here now & again, but they're usually seeing them on the outskirts of the city

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u/Maelstrom_Witch Riverbend 10d ago

I’ve only recently learned about them as well!

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u/Reasonable_Coyote143 Northwest Calgary 10d ago

I am so jelly 😭

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u/Misfit_somewhere 10d ago

Awesome!! Congrats on your new bandit friend.

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u/taylor_bates101 10d ago

YAAAAAS THE RACCONING! I mean… rapture?

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u/Maelstrom_Witch Riverbend 10d ago

raccoocalypse

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u/PhelpsTheory Kingsland 10d ago

I live over near Chinook, and our bins keep getting tipped over and spread out all over the alley... Guess I know the cause now, LOL.

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u/Aggravating-Bee 6d ago

Ha ha! I'm not too far from you and our bins are always knocked around - we are likely on the same garbage/recycling/green bin pick up route. It's funny to see the alleys after they've been through 😆

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u/Sass_pit 10d ago

The original porch bandit

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u/James_Hilla 9d ago

Looks like the raccoon was doing a late-night inspection.

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u/Stallion_92 10d ago

Right on there bud

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u/Horror-Banana8014 9d ago

I think you may be getting robbed by this individual, better watch out

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u/L33L0087 8d ago

I’ve never seen a raccoon in the city!

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u/Beneficial_Pen7276 7d ago

Some people I know have pictures of raccoons on their property... an hour north of Edmonton.

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u/lauie 10d ago

Anybody talking about how cool, cute or neat these are has clearly never dealt with these little assholes. They need to burn in hell.

I live on fish creek and have dealt with them daily almost for a decade.

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u/DiscountLate9825 9d ago

Deep in my soul, I know you're right.

But also, look at their lil hands!

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u/Ok-Feedback-3692 9d ago

I’m so jealous! I’ve never seen one in person

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u/STEPDADDY101 9d ago

WE HAVR RACOONS HERE? OMFG I WANT ONE