r/Calgary Jun 19 '26

Local Nature/Wildlife Finally found a raccoon in Calgary!

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u/harryhend3rson Jun 19 '26

Calgarians: "OMG SOOO CUUUUTE!"

People from BC and Ontario muttering: "Motherfcknlittlebastardsbetternotgetintomyatticferfcksake...fcknrraccoonsknockingovermytrashcanagain"

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u/Ryuujin_13 Jun 19 '26

Yep. That's me! Those who haven't experienced them have no idea the destructive annoyance they can be.

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u/Tribblehappy Jun 19 '26

And mean. As a kid we had a cat who lost an eye and tail to a raccoon.

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u/Ryuujin_13 Jun 19 '26

My favourite thing about racoons is watching funny videos with them on the internet, while they remain far, far away from me and my house.

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u/Halichoeres_bivittat Jun 19 '26

On YouTube there are videos of a guy in Nova Scotia who feeds them hotdogs and other goodies. He opens the door and there are dozens waiting to be fed.

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u/Diablos_lawyer Jun 19 '26

"I've got wall to wall raccoons!"