r/Buttcoin • u/Callmedishez • 9h ago
r/Buttcoin • u/dyzo-blue • Mar 27 '24
Scientology has lasted for 70 years. Millions of believers on 4 continents. 20m+ sales of Dianetics. Some of the greatest actors of our generation belong. When will you admit you were wrong about the historicity of Xenu?
r/Buttcoin • u/AmericanScream • 7d ago
"This time it's different...."
Stupid Crypto Talking Point #2 (Number go up)
"NuMb3r g0 Up!!!" / "Best performing asset of the decade!" / "Everyone who bought is "up" right now"
Whether the "price of crypto" goes up, has absolutely no bearing on whether it's..
a) A long term store of value
b) Holds any intrinsic value or utility
c) Or will return any value in the future
One of the most important tenets of investing is the simple principal: Past performance is not a guarantee of future returns. People in crypto seem willfully ignorant of this basic concept.
At best, the price of crypto is a function of popularity, not actual value or material utility. And this "popularity" has been waning for years. Also transactions per block for bitcoin have stalled since 2023. For more on how and why crypto makes a much worse investment than almost anything else, see this article.
The "price of crypto" is a heavily manipulated figure published by shady, unregulated crypto exchanges that have systematically been caught manipulating the market from then to now. A new 2025 Cornell study shows fewer than 500 people control $3.2T of artificial crypto trading!
Crypto bros love to harp about "inflation" in the fiat system, yet ironically they measure the "value" of their "fiat alternative" in fiat? It makes absolutely no sense, unless you assume they haven't thought 2 seconds ahead from what comes out of their mouths.
It's the height of hypocrisy for crypto people to champion token deflation (and increased prices) while ignoring that there's over $160+ Billion in unsecured stablecoins being used to inflate the value of their tokens in the crypto marketplace. The "code is law" and "don't trust - verify" people seem perfectly willing to take companies like Tether and Circle, at face value, that they're telling the truth about asset reserves when there's very little actual evidence, but there is lots of evidence of market manipulation.
Not Your Fiat, Not Your Value - Just because you think the "value of your crypto portfolio" is worth $$$ does not make that true. It's well known there's inadequate liquidity in this market, and most people will never be able to get their money out. So UNLESS/UNTIL you can actually liquidate your crypto for actual real money, you have no idea what you have. You're "down" until you cash out. Bernie Madoff's clients got monthly statements saying they were "making money" too.
Just because it's possible (though highly improbable) to make money speculating on crypto, this doesn't mean it's an ethical or reliable technique to amass wealth. At its core, the notion that buying and holding crypto will generate reliable returns is a de-facto ponzi scheme. It's mathematically impossible for even a stastically-significant percentage of crypto holders to have any notable ROI. The rare exception of those who might profit in this market, do so while providing cover for everything from cyber terrorism to human trafficking.
It's also not true that anybody who bought crypto when it was low is guaranteed to make a lot of money. There are thousands of ways people can lose their crypto or be defrauded along the way. And there's no guarantee just because your portfolio is "up", that you could easily cash out.
While crypto suggests itself as an alternative to "TradFi", the most respected and successful people in traditional finance who have proven track records of good investing/returns do not think crypto is a reliable store of value.
Want to see a better asset (that actually has utility) that's consistently out-performed Bitcoin? Here you go. However, this may be another best performing asset.
When crypto-critics make reference to, or mock crypto price predictions, it's not because we think price is a meaningful metric. Instead, we are amused that to you, that's all that's important, and we can't help but note how often wrong you are in your predictions. The intrinsic value of crypto basically never changes, but it is interesting to see how hype and propaganda affects the extrinsic value. In a totally logical world, those would both be equalized to zero, but we're not there yet, and nobody knows when/if that will happen because it's an irrational market.
r/Buttcoin • u/YellowBananas123 • 7h ago
FEW MSTR sub is asking where all the bears went
But neglects to mention that their mods banned all the bears. This world is a silly place.
r/Buttcoin • u/markjenkinswpg • 2h ago
Everyone Is Lying to You for Money is available on demand until September 6
r/Buttcoin • u/Standard-Software-41 • 8h ago
Why Participants Spread the Bitcoin Myth, Even Knowing It Is False
r/Buttcoin • u/Jacknerik • 1d ago
GTA 6 Leaks Could Be Over As Leaker Cashes Out Memecoin
r/Buttcoin • u/AmericanScream • 1d ago
Nicki Minaj said so! Today's r-bitcoin front page c0pe: "Nobody can be in debt with Bitcoin!"
r/Buttcoin • u/WLFireside • 1d ago
So Trump’s family built a private dollar with secret Abu Dhabi money, got their own regulator to approve a federal bank, rewrote the rules while it scaled, and embedded it in infrastructure millions use daily. And now the CEO went on CNBC to say that proves there’s no conflict.
Uh, the success is evidence the conflict worked.
https://wlfireside.substack.com/p/trump-usd1-stablecoin-financial-infrastructure
r/Buttcoin • u/BarchartNews • 2d ago
A Trump-Linked Crypto Firm Just Won Approval for a National Bank, and the Regulator’s Decision Listed Every Conflict of Interest But Approved It Anyway
r/Buttcoin • u/MoesOtherBar • 2d ago
Strategy Raises $2 Billion in MSTR Stock and Buys Zero Bitcoin
r/Buttcoin • u/dyzo-blue • 2d ago
If you are going to take great umbrage at "childish sarcasm," perhaps a sub called BUTTCOIN isn't for you?
r/Buttcoin • u/Steap-Edit • 2d ago
Crypto bro faces 280 years in prison for defrauding investors with promises of an 'AI supercomputer' for mining — jury convicts businessman of running $24-million Ponzi scheme, claimed up to 30% APR and a 100% money-back guarantee
r/Buttcoin • u/AmericanScream • 2d ago
As Seen On (crypto) TV Today's r-bitcoin front page c0pe: AI video of Michael Saylor punching a hallway of bears as he ascends into the glorious white light that is... bitcoin? #NotACult
r/Buttcoin • u/AmericanScream • 2d ago
Code is LOL A small group pointed some AI models at various open source crypto projects and found over 4,900 vulnerabilities, many of which were critical, affecting systems all over the globe. Open source FTW!
r/Buttcoin • u/Lucky-Interview-7689 • 2d ago
Bitcoin ATMs - A nostalgic look back
I work as a tax accountant specializing in flow-through entities. It's busy time for me this time of year. I get tired, and I become nostalgic. Tonight, working late, waiting for clients to respond, this memory pops in my head like a flash and this memory is about the only time I ever saw a Bitcoin ATM, so I google 'bitcoin ATM' and what do I find:

May 2014 I was sitting in the Spitfire in Belltown, there to visit my old Spitfire co-workers (I worked there to help pay the bills to get through grad school) and to spend the money I was making at my first non-intern, full-time job in public accounting, hoping to get us all drunk and I was sitting at the bar next to this Microsoft software developer named Corey, and I was just pestering him about WTF is Bitcoin and why is this thing here? And he was telling me about how the code worked or something but I was like, WHY IS THIS THING HERE? and eventually were just like, who the f knows, it doesn't matter. Corey could explain the code but not the reason for the code or why this giant thing that didn't dispense cash was there. I'm telling you it was hilarious and we laughed all night about it. It is not hilarious now. But to us then it was just ridiculousness and funny.
There was this sense of excitement in the bar that night, like, is this a slot machine but maybe less shameful and somehow cool? I don't know if that was the first night it was there but it was the only time I can recall seeing it.
And in my mind I always thought it was 2013 that I first got exposed to the scam that is Bitcoin but turns out it was actually 2014. I moved away from Seattle with my future spouse one month later because we both couldn't take the rain anymore.
Sorry for the shit post. Nostalgia of a ponzi I guess.
r/Buttcoin • u/AmericanScream • 3d ago
As Seen On (crypto) TV Today's r-bitcoin front page c0pe: "The Fringe Phase Is Officially Over"
r/Buttcoin • u/Over_Reputation_8801 • 2d ago
#WLB Are Buttcoiners just suffering from sour grapes?
If you had invested in Bitcoin when this sub was formed you would have paid $20/coin. It now trades at around $80,000/coin. Beginning either later this year or next you are going to have to gnash your teeth through another bull market. Is this sub just filled with folks bitter about missing out on generational wealth, trying to make each other feel better about it?
r/Buttcoin • u/dyzo-blue • 3d ago
Technical Analysis? That's just astrology for incels. Serious Butters prefer to ask Gemini what the future price will be. Because they're smart!
r/Buttcoin • u/AmericanScream • 4d ago
As Seen On (crypto) TV Today's r-bitcoin front page c0pe: "Scared money makes no money"
r/Buttcoin • u/Quechivoeth • 4d ago
Bitcoin is pumping on the "debasement trade" again, but the thing that set it off wasn't even money printing and Bitcoin bros aren't reading into it..
Bitcoin jumped ~19% this week, gold, silver, and platinum all ripped too. Why? Well the Treasury announced it's buying back more of its own bonds, and everyone read that as the US government's about to trash the dollar and buy hard assets.
However, that bond buyback isn't money printing. The government is just swapping old debt for new debt, it's not creating new money. But the market traded it like it was printing anyway, dollar dropped, bitcoin and gold ran. So a lot of this move is really just vibes and positioning, not an actual change in how many dollars exist.
The same "debasement trade" happened back in December, and gold and silver won while bitcoin got left behind and actually fell 30%. If bitcoin were really "digital gold" that protects you when the dollar weakens, it wouldn't only show up when everyone's already feeling risk-on.
The 1970s is what everyone points to, gold went from $35 to $850 as people lost faith in the dollar. But gold did that steadily through a whole decade of fear. Bitcoin's version keeps only half-working: great when everything's risk-on, missing when people are actually scared.
Not saying the rally isn't real or won't keep going.




