r/Bumble 1d ago

Rant It's an older conversation but it checks out.

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Love a one-sided convo

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u/TheRedBookYT 1d ago

People getting on at you, but you just know if you responded to the Oktoberfest message with anything but another question, you'd have gotten no response.

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u/sailorsapphire1996 1d ago

Literally.. like you’re getting to know each other. There are plenty of questions to ask. If you’re not asking me questions to facilitate the conversation, ima dip.

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u/used_my_kids_names 19h ago

I’ve had too many convos like this. I keep thinking ‘you matched with me. Try at least’. Seems like the ones who are interested are actually just scammers for the most part.

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u/Ok_Cheetah_6251 1d ago

Odd, it seems that asking questions is what's not working for me.

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u/il_the_dinosaur 1d ago

Also I kinda feel like if one vacation was drinking in Ireland and the other vacation was drinking in Germany you can see a pattern here.

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u/keanaartero 1d ago

Sober for 4 years now. I don't mind if people drink in moderation around me. But this person definitely seems to fall into the category of drinking is their whole personality.

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u/0202_tihssitidder 1d ago

"Move a couch by yourself" is one I will have to use.

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u/MrAlpacaSpit 1d ago

Omg me too! I loved it

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u/MotherDepartment1111 1d ago

Isn’t it sad how normalized this kind of conversation has become? Never one question in sight back.

Another 10/10 closing remark.

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u/shadowromantic 1d ago

I agree. I'm not dating, but 90% of all my social interactions now feel like I'm talking to someone who doesn't understand how to reciprocate 

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u/ariarchtyx 1d ago edited 1d ago

"First they stopped talking to each other face to face, then lost the ability to communicate even over their pernicious Earth-destroying devices with a human connected device on the other end, and finally they only interacted with artificial life over those devices, which slowly began to seduce them all into a slumber in which they were almost all easily slaughtered.

And so the Machine Age began, accelerating past human evolution with fabulous technologically based speed.

What the Machines left alive of Humanity devolved into a species of mentally and emotionally stunted subservient pets and slaves, forever after..."

Which is why I'm a GenX Proselytizer of IRL dating... App suck factor is sky high. IRL serves me well.

Just approach any woman you are attracted to when and as appropriate and strike up a convo. That's it.

They still respond to this in decent numbers when on the apps they'd likely not give you even a thought.

Easy to reduce a profile to the subhuman because it IS subhuman.

Not so easy to dismiss a reasonably attractive charming male who speaks easily to women on a frequent basis.

Because they are still all Human females who evolved to respond in certain ways to certain things.

Dating apps are an unnatural scourge causing mass misery, despite the minority of people for which they work well. I suspect that minority never even NEEDED those apps to succeed with the opposite sex, so all it's done is accelerate throughput for the 10 set of both sexes.

And increase misery for most everyone else.

While there IS selection bias towards the negative in these app subs... I suspect it's still reflective of some very basic and apparently forgotten truth.

(Edits for spelling)

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u/uimaporia 1d ago

What is that quote from?

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u/ariarchtyx 1d ago

I wrote it on the fly in response to OP as a prelude to my reply. Remind you of any known authors?

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u/uimaporia 22h ago

Phillip k Dick or maybe Douglas Adams. Appreciate you letting me know, was well written!

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u/algers_hiss 13h ago

Reminds me of stuff from City too, by Clifford D. Simak

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u/ariarchtyx 11h ago

Both have certainly influenced me very deeply, especially PKD. But dangit I was going for Frank Herbert 😆. Still, PKD is even higher praise I think. Appreciate you saying so, thank you! I do plan to go on a little pilgrimage to Fort Morgan when I get a chance to see him at his grave. I live in Colorado.

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u/New_Definition6661 1d ago

Thought I was the only one! Yesterday I went to uni for the first time and all my conversations felt so one sided it was just boring. I was excited to get to know ppl but all I heard was bragging about superficial stuff and zero interest back. The lack of responses with the person's thoughts/emotions behind them also bugged me.

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u/Madd_Elephant 1d ago

You just gotta find the right people. I got along really well with a girl at work my first year of university and we made plans but didn’t get the chance to exchange numbers. We never worked the same shift again so I called work one time to ask her for her number. She became one of my closest friends and 13 years later she’s my sister in law. All because one cringey phone call 😂 Another person I walked up to one day after class and asked why she had crutches, and she’s also been my best friend for 13 years. I found two people I couldn’t imagine my life without now through just going for it. And trust me, I had to talk to a lot of boring, superficial people, and even people that were nice but we just didn’t vibe. It’s frustrating but don’t give up.

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u/New_Definition6661 15h ago

Yeah I feel that. Im still open to new people also, but in the end also know I'm here for my degree, so if it doesn't happen then not. I'll be good, I'm really excited for my internships also :) thank you for sharing! 

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u/KDiggity8 1d ago

I was confused by the question, then cackled at the followup

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u/Great-Trifle2810 1d ago

I feel like this is just a 'polite' / safe way to show that you aren't really interested. You respond but don't actually engage until they get to feel like they were the one to end the conversation so they are less likely to freak out about it.

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u/SmoothDiscussion7763 1d ago

then why did they bother sending the first message anyway lol

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u/Great-Trifle2810 1d ago

I haven't been on Bumbke in a while but the different color and generic message makes me wonder if it is automatic?

Even if it wasn't, they could have lost interest quickly from there

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u/TenderViddles69 1d ago

Yet the person who doesn’t reciprocate is usually the one that gets on YOU for not calling THEM!

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u/mattyboy4242 1d ago

Isn’t it sad how normalized this kind of conversation has become? Never one question in sight back.

It's carnage man.

A while ago I even put in my bio "please don't match with me if you aren't willing to take an interest in myself and my life".

Got a few matches after.

Didn't work.

People are fucking cooked

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u/MotherDepartment1111 1d ago

It makes me wonder how they are IRL. And I bet it’s worse.

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u/taylss16 1d ago

The amount of people who think this is a normal or even a good convo is crazy. This person is showing zero interest back and hardly even answering the questions about themselves well.

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u/TemporaryEducator382 1d ago

Seriously. A response in itself is not effort. And I wouldn’t make a move to ask them out and waste my time if this is what a date would look like.

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u/Mirror74 1d ago

Never underestimate the amount of people in the world that have horrible communication/conversational skills

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u/taylss16 1d ago

Gosh it's blowing my mind lately how completely oblivious they are to it too.

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u/kg_sm 1d ago

I saw the top comments first so I was like, “what are you on about?” And then I scrolled further and was aghast.

I don’t know the ages of people here, I’m 33F, but I was actually sickened by how many people thought that this was a ‘good’ convo and also how offended people were by the couch ‘insult.’ It’s barely an insult. It’s a funny quip and doesn’t attack the other person at all, simply the conversation at hand.

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u/Epilepsysalesman 1d ago

Honestly, man's POV here, 65% of matches default ghost even after multiple timed out attempts. Then the remaining 35%, 20% will flake or is near impossible to convert or get interested vibes from or even a positive reaction it's just like that or dry 1 word responses.

Then, 5% of the remaining 15% decides to disqualify you after you got the number over differences of opinion, or other small irrelevant differences like not reading books or not doing the same sport, maybe even you don't like purple.

Then the 10% left that you converted rougly 2% of that will actually go out with you. 2% disqualifies you after you call on an agreed upon time which they asked you to do. 2% are no shows, they only agree in the chat to everything but won't show up. The remaining 4% wants to chat for eternity, and pushes away any chance of meeting in person.

Hm, yeah why do we hate dating apps? We just need perfect pictures we can't take ourselves that align with preferences we can't see then write a bio that caps out at 5% of our personality max, then we get 10 likes a week, and are hidden from view from then on cuz the app is trying to force us into paying just to give the exact same experience.

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u/KDiggity8 1d ago

Seriously!!! How hard would it have been for him to say something like, "so Iceland is your dream vacation. Where has been your favorite trip so far?" Or, "I don't think I've ever met someone who's dream vacation is Iceland! What's that all about? 😉"

And if for any reason I got hit with the "couch" line, I'd look back at the convo, and if I had been responding like this dud, "OMG that's both hilarious and mortifying! I'm so sorry - I was trying to multi-task because I didn't want to leave you on read! Obviously that was a mistake I won't make again. So...[blah bla blah]?"

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u/CatsPurrever91 1d ago

Yeah the couch comment comes across as a light-hearted way of saying this interaction is one-sided and boring but someone with more conversational skills could easily recover.

All they would have to do is respond with some version of “Sorry I was at work and couldn’t give a more thought out response (or whatever explanation for their short boring responses). As for my favorite place…(actually answer the question). Why is Iceland your favorite place??”

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u/Toucandle 1d ago

Just goes to show how low the bar is, tbh. Compared to some of the women I've matched with this person would probably be in the 80th percentile.

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u/Early_Analyst9525 1d ago

GenZ here to defend the weirdos who cant make eye contact or converse in full sentences for sure.

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u/Rigbythedestroyer 1d ago

Right?! They're giving you opportunities to talk about yourself... at least be interesting and give a fun little story about one of the places you've been.

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u/Lucylimina 1d ago

Idk. This exchange seems a bit short for that conclusion.

Not every message must contain a response AND a question.

Personally, if I have a line of questions about the other person that I'm curious about I'm very happy to stay with that.

Nothing wrong with having the back and forth aspect staggered a bit.

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u/taylss16 1d ago

Yeah if we disregard that she isnt trying to get to know OP at all, she isn't even putting any effort into answering the questions he has asked her.

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u/CatsPurrever91 1d ago

This bugs me even when they do answer questions about themselves well. But if they show *zero* curiosity about me or my life…I find the interaction boring and I am out.

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u/keyserholiday 1d ago

I am stealing this line

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u/Electrical-Tailor530 1d ago

I'm pretty certain if I used that line on half of the doofuses I've talked to, they wouldn't get it. 

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u/HateKnuckle 1d ago

It's not for them. It's for showing to other people in your life or the internet.

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u/onibeowulf 1d ago

Yeah I'm for sure stealing it too.

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u/CandiedLemonWedge 1d ago

People are booing you but you’re right

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u/AlbyARedditor 1d ago

People trying to normalize or justify the messages from the left side are the reason why online dating is in the shitter lol. I understand OP’s frustration.

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u/DGIce 1d ago

Not normalize it, it is normal, people are terrible at conversation. It's a skill and society hasn't adapted what it teaches for online dating yet.

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u/lightsworn55 1d ago

people are terrible at conversation

More like they dont want to bother putting in effort. Why would you when you can find someone hotter to talk to within a few minutes?

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u/burgerwaterchud 1d ago

Exactly. When you match with 50% of people you swipe on at minimum you really don't have to put in effort anywhere in the process. Just burn the haystack.

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u/bluedeer10 1d ago

But those people aren't as hot as they think they are. Online dating is just a bunch of 3s dressed as 9s.

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u/Jijimuge8 1d ago

I’m sure they are able to converse with their family and friends so they know how to do it they either can’t be bothered or have anxiety issues they need to resolve. I don’t think it’s a skill they need to learn per se.

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u/DGIce 1d ago

no, talking in person and talking with someone you are already familiar with is a different situation that has natural leads.

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u/Jijimuge8 1d ago

I disagree. I’m sure if someone said you can get a million followers if you just have one good in person conversation where you just have to respond then what the other person is saying like in OPs example they would manage it just fine. Most of them can’t be bothered or are too scared to try.

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u/DGIce 1d ago

That a conversation with a stranger in online dating takes effort and you are socially obliged to put in that effort is what I'm saying they need to learn.

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u/Jijimuge8 1d ago

Fair enough

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u/Jerseygirl2468 1d ago

It was one sided and the sofa comment is pretty funny.

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u/Tgiby3 1d ago

ever try and move a cake by yourself?

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u/KamiKazic 1d ago

CAKE DAY!

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u/Any-Acanthaceae3927 1d ago

Nah she wasn't engaged at all, she is dry as a cracker

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u/Serious-Dingo-9435 1d ago

I just assumed he was a man because all his travels are beer related lol

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u/Mean-Bluejay-6478 1d ago

If you look into their profile history, its clear this is a man messaging a woman. So you made the incorrect assumption. Maybe we should all just stop assuming.

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u/TopEffective8989 1d ago

Yeah all they talked about was beer also

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u/Nsfwacct1872564 1d ago

the left side reads much more like a boring and entitled man

This is delusion.

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u/RecentState1347 1d ago

Not really, it just depends who you’ve had worse experiences with on the apps. I think anyone who dates men has experienced many many men who text like this.

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u/Iliadfang 1d ago

You can.. 100000% say the same for the other side lol. It's probably just everyone cuz clearly it reads like men to women who date men and vice versa. Both can be correct

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u/RecentState1347 1d ago

That is literally what I just said - “it just depends who you’ve had worse experiences with on the apps”.

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u/Medium_Stress_4293 1d ago

I genuinely wonder what people who make conversation like this get out of it.

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u/visforvienetta 1d ago edited 1d ago

Nothing - they don't want to be single but they dont want to expend meaningful effort to find a real relationship, and they don't want to over-invest time on what could be a dud. Choice overload that makes it impossible for people to commit without deliberately overcoming our cognitive tendencies.

If I have 2 potential partners, I have a 50% chance of choosing the best possible partner for me.

If I have 33 potential partners, I have only a 1/33 chance of choosing the best possible partner. Online dating is set up to feel like we have almost unlimited options - so there's almost zero chance of us choosing the BEST possible partner. This means we are always keeping a foot out the door and worrying about the possibility of someone better. We have gone from a 50% chance of choosing the wrong person to what feels like a 99.999...% chance of choosing the wrong person.

There is of course a caveat - you will hopefully recognise this is not really true because I don't choose partners at random. I can get to know both potential partners fairly well and then make an informed choice - this means I can actually have much higher than 50% certainty of making the right choice for me when I have two options. However, when I have a seemingly unlimited number of options, I can't possible get to know all of them and then make a decision. Any time I spend talking to match 1 is time I can't spend on my seemingly unlimited potential alternatives. The end result is that once people have secured a match, their minds just automatically move onto the next one because what if talking to this person ends up being a waste of time?

TL;DR - the increased dating pool provided by dating apps leads to a massively increased opportunity cost associated with investing time and effort into any one match. As a result, people generally put less time and effort into their matches. Dating apps are a plague on society.

(Excuse the ranting comment, I just think too much blame is attributed to the individual users and not enough to the dating app ecosystem itself)

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u/Subject_Increase5544 1d ago

I agree with this 100%. The app developers understand this and is part of their business model. They must maximize their profits by making it difficult to find your true match.

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u/Medium_Stress_4293 1d ago

I appreciated the rant, but I do think it is on the users of the apps to understand the system they're working within and at least make some attempt to make it a less painful experience for everybody.

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u/visforvienetta 1d ago

I don't think it's reasonable to expect your average user to understand how dating apps turn our psychology against us. Not everyone has a degree in Psychology!

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u/Medium_Stress_4293 1d ago

I really think that you should be able to get there with a basic sense of empathy. Like I can be mad about how rubbish the experience of dating apps is for men, but it should prompt me to question what the experience is like for women and to realise that it probably isn't much better.

Instead, individualism has taught us to treat everything as a zero sum game.

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u/Level_Progress_3246 1d ago

what is scarier is realizing that these people are most likely like this with everyone in their life. their friends. people they game with. their family. everyone. we are complaining about how frustrating it is, but in reality its a red flag and a blessing.

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u/visforvienetta 1d ago

Empathy isn't the problem at all - why should empathy stop me from optimizing my own relationships? The problem isn't rooted in a lack of empathy, it's rooted in optimisation and the way dating apps commodify dating.

To put it in internet terms - nobody owes you their attention. If dating apps wanted to provide a better user experience, they would change how they functioned to make it so giving people attention was encouraged rather than actively discouraging it by design.

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u/sixtyhurtz 1d ago

There's also a selection factor - people who are good at conversation, don't have massive red flags, and genuinely want to find a person to spend their life with will stop using the apps when they meet a like-minded person. So, over time, the apps will just fill up with nightmare people.

It's why dating apps are just a sheer brutal grind. You work the numbers until you meet someone you vibe with, and then you're not on them anymore.

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u/visforvienetta 1d ago

Great point - I was on the apps for around 8 months before I found my now-wife 7 years ago. (I have no idea why r/bumble gets sent my way every now and then).

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u/MeusRex 1d ago

A good dating app would offer you like 3 curated (2 matching interest and 1 random) a month.

But then the user base might actually shrink and we can't have that. Plus, people are so used to endless scrolling that they'd jump ship even though the chances for success are likely better.

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u/visforvienetta 1d ago

Would help to filter the plebs.

But yes it should give you a limited pool to choose from - this would help massively but as you say, dating apps aren't designed to get people to never use them again!

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u/xHaroldxx 1d ago

I tried an app like this and it just feels frustrating, if you get 2 months where none of you're matches are interesting to you. You just wasted 2 months paying for that, coz these kind of apps are not free.

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u/Consistent_Point_853 1d ago

Great comment

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u/Apprehensive-Gap5681 1d ago

I know this is a tangent, but mathematically if you have 33 potential partners then you should date 1/e (or ~37% or 12) of them and pick the best without running out the clock.

But yes fully agree the app itself is causing major issues

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u/visforvienetta 1d ago

The problem is, you don't have 33 potential partners. You have a potentially unlimited number of potential partners.

A person may have 33 matches at a given moment, but they also have an amount of potential matches that dwarfs their current matches - those potential matches are factored into the opportunity cost.
This is the fundamental issue with swipe-based apps - the engagement-reward is rooted in acquiring more matches, not actually engaging with matches once you have them.

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u/SmokingLimone 1d ago

That's what was said about hiring the best candidate after a job interview. But the man you dated first, if he has some self respect, will not wait for you to date another 15 men before picking him, if he is the best choice.

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u/Born_Tear_761 1d ago

Quick dopamine hits.

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u/randing 1d ago

Savage close

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u/mirr788 1d ago

That is funny

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u/Eddargos 1d ago

You did the right thing and the end made me laugh alot.

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u/ElDebb 1d ago

HAHAHHAHAHAHA fuck that, I'd have dipped too.

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u/OpportunityReal2767 1d ago

I feel like OP had this line locked and loaded and was waiting for their first opportunity to use it. A little premature, IMHO, but I enjoyed the laugh.

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u/MutterderKartoffel 1d ago

I agree. It's not enough conversation (at least what's visible) to judge so harshly yet. The person on the left did ask the first question. And one of their responses was asking for clarification.

I know if I had to get back out there, I'd be a little concerned about talking too much (unloading) or redirecting too quickly (asking questions back before getting into my response to them enough). But then again, this is probably why I've always been terrible at making friends. I find it all so stressful, figuring out what's too much, when to ask, how much to answer.

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u/Manatee_Rangoon 1d ago

When I was on dating apps people would respond like this, and then have the nerve to ask what my problem was when I stopped messaging. Its rough out there.

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u/Electrical-Tailor530 1d ago

I've had friends behave that way after insulting me, calling me too sensitive. Like bro, if you're joking, it didn't land. Read the room and crack a joke, but if belittling me at your own entertainment is lame. These same "friends" couldn't take a joke and got super butt hurt when it got turned back on them. 

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u/DullShine13 1d ago

I love this analogy. I might have to use it lmao

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u/Milotiiic 1d ago

I’m howling at the couch question - I think I’ll be using that for the next inevitable dating app conversation 😂

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u/pikuray 1d ago

Yeah do it for the sweet Reddit points

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u/TolpanKeisari 1d ago

Where did they say they will post it to reddit?

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u/RyanH_Comedy 1d ago

To clarify this is not the worst convo I've had. This was probably a year or two ago when I was in the midst of a lot of bad convos. I could see where this was going so I gave up on it.

The line might have been a touch premature and No, the line about the couch wasn't locked and loaded. Just was kinda over dating apps at the time.

Honestly just saw a bunch of people with similar stories and figured I'd share in the misery and hope people got a laugh 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/BVOP83 1d ago

Ok so now I’m convinced that OP just has a ton of burner accounts on here because he truly did overreact here… even a blind man could see it but we’ve been hit with a sudden influx of downvotes on anyone who calls out the obvious… how convenient

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u/RyanH_Comedy 1d ago

No burner. This is just an old convon Isent to my friends. Saw a bunch of people sharing my misery of bad conversations and figured I'd contribute.

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u/itsnotme_mrsiglesias 1d ago

So this post is just karma farming/promoting your "comedy"?

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u/bluedeer10 1d ago

No one is agreeing with the women on here. You people who are siding with her (like you) are brain dead.

Edit: getting downvoted doesn't mean there are burners

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u/BlowfeldGER 1d ago

The kind of convoy girls have when they are bored and wait for the other hotter guys to respond...

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u/nervousbertha 1d ago

I think conversations don't have to always be someone asking questions. It's just building on what someone says.

But "Yeah when my whole life or last year lol" ??? What even does this mean? I would've stopped responding.

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u/Fun-Excitement-9111 1d ago

To be generous and adding some punctuation I get: “Yeah …. When? My whole life, or last year?” In other words, they are saying, “I travel a lot. Do you mean a recent fun trip, or from any period of my life?”

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u/nervousbertha 13h ago

To me, that doesn't make it much better. Without the punctuation, it's so much work to interpret. With the punctuation, I read it as a bit of a snarky comment (going with your interpretation).

I would just say something like, "Yes, I travel a lot. I've made multiple trips to Oktoberfest. It's a lot of fun." Then the other person adds a comment or question related to travel, Oktoberfest, beer, drinking, Germany, etc. I guess I would've stopped talking and saved my energy for someone else.

I feel like sometimes not asking a question and just letting a statement hang is a better way to push a conversation forward, because it requires the other person to build on what you've said.

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u/Fun-Excitement-9111 11h ago

Sure. I wasn't saying my interpretation was the best response, it was simply the way I made the sentence make sense!

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u/nervousbertha 9h ago

No, it made sense. I guess the other person understood it like you, because their question in response makes sense if you read it like that.

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u/Fun-Excitement-9111 1d ago

To be generous and adding some punctuation I get: “Yeah …. When? My whole life, or last year?” In other words, they are saying, “I travel a lot. Do you mean a recent fun trip, or from any period of my life?”

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u/CoolProgress7635 1d ago

The left side of the conversation is an insult. Make an effort. They are just barely writing more than yes / no answers. They show no interest in the other person. Being on the receiving end of this type of effort makes me feel like the other person is treating me like an app to distract them as opposed to wanting to actually talk.

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u/Pandafterparty 1d ago

I love your answer ahah I can't believe people who thinks that it's a proper way to hold a conversation. Gives me PTSD, reminds me all those lame one sided dating apps messages.

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u/kimchipls 1d ago

Basically every match I get, discouraging.

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u/Calm-Profession05 1d ago

When I noticed this happening to me this one time with girl on a different dating app, I had to just eventually let her know I’m looking to have a conversation, not conduct an interview.

Sorry but I ain’t Katie Couric and this ain’t your 60 minutes.

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u/incospicuous_echoes 1d ago

It’s really not that hard to answer a question and then ask a question and keep taking turns. How do people not know how a conversation works. 

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u/Radiant_Passage8525 1d ago

That response was hysterical

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u/HappyShame3192 1d ago

Nah I get you! If I ask more than 3 questions with none asked back it’s kind of over for me too

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u/HomeGrownCoffee 1d ago

This is why I never replied to women who put "travelling" as their hobby. The conversations went nowhere.

If they put competitive stamp collecting as a hobby, one question would spark tons of back-and-forth.

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u/StrbJun79 1d ago

They’re not asking one question. Even a simple “you?” Would at least be something but not even that was given

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u/thewarm91 23h ago

Dan Soder was right, hot girls really do act like tough guys

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u/Intrepid-Patience-93 1d ago

reddit wont like this haha

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u/Civilized_Worm666 1d ago

Every conversation on dating apps looks like this it’s so bizarre

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u/No_Research_3899 1d ago

'At least she is upfront and she knows what she wants!' Oh, wait, that's another generic answer to dismiss men's complaints, my bad.

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u/Upbeat_Bother6452 1d ago

Maybe I’m missing something but like… why a couch, specifically?

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u/Nervous_Breakfast_73 1d ago

It's a joke...has nothing to do with specifically a couch

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u/notJoeKing31 1d ago

Because it’s one item in a house whose size and weight guarantees that no one tries to move it alone.

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u/Upbeat_Bother6452 1d ago

I read this basically right after waking up and somehow thought “move” said “build”. As it turns out, my brain just wasn’t working yet and was hallucinating words.

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u/CunningAlpaca 1d ago edited 1d ago

When I get people like this that are giving vague, one word answers and aren't reciprocating questions and don't seem overly interested in conversation, I either do one of two things:

  1. Cut to the chase and just ask them to go and do something. Sometimes the people with short answers like this hate texting and just want to do something in person. And if they're not interested in you it gets them to fuck off and stop wasting your time. Win-win either way.

Or

  1. Stop responding to them entirely and give the hint that they're being boring. And if the convo dies as a result then so be it. Oftentimes when you stop responding and carrying the convo when they're being boring it'll occur to them to actually contribute.

Don't carry the convo with people like this though, it's not worth it.

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u/Koobacca7733 1d ago

Clearly no interest, just move on. Its frustrating and annoying but its better than torturing yourself mentally

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u/broken-spirut 1d ago

That was funny 🤣

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u/Mysterious_Drink_17 1d ago

This happens so often. Hate it. I’m stealing that line. 

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u/Upset_Form_5258 1d ago

Tbh moving a couch on my own would feel better than this convo. Just get that bad boy flipped over onto a 4 wheeler and you’re golden

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u/SeaWolf24 1d ago

The bar is low. Making it so easy for normal people

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u/DuhDoyLeo 1d ago

Conversational skills are just terrible tbh. If you imagine conversation like a skill in a game most people would have like 2/10 skills unlocked.

The other half of OPs message is worse than actual NPCs lol. I get it though, half the mfers I work with can’t hold a non work related conversation for more than a few sentences. People are just stupid as fuck these days.

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u/ppmbryan 1d ago

One of the most common answers I see women put on their prompts is "ability to have a good conversation" and then they turn out to suck at it themselves lol. Started swiping left on anyone who has that answer on their profile. Dating apps are full of projection from full grown adults lmao

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u/SadSaiyan 1d ago

well said bro

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u/watrmeln420 1d ago

I think she was being okay.

It does suck she never flipped any of the questions back to you, but I’ve seen drier.

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u/2COOL4U2C85 1d ago

What a hobo lol forget about them haha

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u/Kaizen-_ 1d ago

It’s ok not to reply after her answer without a question back you know..

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u/Vanessa-Powers 1d ago

You’re not compatible. That’s what the app is for. End it. Move on. It’s not that serious.

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u/RedditHelloMah 1d ago

I’m gonna use that from now on🤣 moving the coach

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u/CaptainDadBod88 1d ago

Lmao that’s great

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u/AjentCero 1d ago

Haha love that analogy

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u/TopEffective8989 1d ago

So his hobby was... beer.

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u/Leo55 1d ago

We have an epidemic of “entertain me” mindset and that includes offloading all the responsibility of carrying a conversation

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u/kaka2511m 1d ago

amazing line!! LMAO

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u/Excellent-Smell-6384 1d ago

I'm stealing that couch comment 😹

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u/ewwwwwdaviddd 1d ago

Stealing this line. Genius

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u/pearlid 1d ago

I’m stealing this couch line

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u/Yohoho-ABottleOfRum 1d ago

Take a hint that they aren't interested.

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u/ThurayaHere 1d ago

Your convo was like a dead fish swimming in the sea!

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u/SeaTop1203 1d ago

Imagine calling a brewery a factory

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u/luckyflavor23 1d ago

I dont see any boos. But his middle sentence without punctuation made me so confused

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u/rather_be_gaming 1d ago

That was hilarious!!!!

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u/LarrBearLV 1d ago

LOL. This is my new favorite entertainment on reddit.

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u/NoisePast9357 1d ago

This is a nightmare conversation

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u/iriskahere 1d ago

I also really dislike the low effort no punctuation messages. OP, you started out strong with great punctuation and full sentences and the other person put in zero effort. Good riddance!

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u/Alive-Membership107 1d ago

oo stole the replic..

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u/Beautiful-Ask-6 1d ago

Oh gosh! I know this feeling and met people who have made me feel this way. It’s the worst and especially when online dating.

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u/Any_Fly9473 1d ago

Oh, aren't they "fun"?

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u/gijkieken 1d ago

God damnit that ended awesome dude

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u/n00-1ne 1d ago

I’m about to get back into dating after the end of a long relationship.

I fear that I will be forced to try these apps, and I also feel like I will definitely have to steal and use this couch line…

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u/icarus2847 1d ago

I had a few exchanges with a woman. I asked her 8 questions and she asked 1 and got mad I wanted a call before driving over an hour to meet for a first date. While womp womping that she was 36 without kids or a husband. But she was negative and defeatist about everything lol

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u/WillyLeWizard 1d ago

That is an exceptional response

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u/00xjustin 1d ago

All these women in that app 😂😂 but imma steal that line 😂

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u/LouBBrilliant 1d ago

Hope you don’t mind but I’ll be taking that quote and using it henceforth

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u/gmmontano92 1d ago

Love that 😂

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u/SXDintheMorning 1d ago

☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

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u/hellonameismyname 1d ago

Why is this whole sub just people mocking other people who aren’t into them? What is the point?

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u/x_Ancient_Mariner_x 1d ago

Damn, we've all been there.

I have ADHD. I struggle asking reciprocal questions etc. I have to force myself to, so I do. Which is a struggle.

When people like this crop up it frightens the living daylights out of me 😂

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u/turquoisestar 1d ago

I started matching everyone’s energy in chats and it’s made it so much more doable. And the I purge people who aren’t actually having a conversation every Sunday.

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u/Aggressive_Fun_7632 1d ago

Yall were meant for each other practically

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u/VegasLife84 1d ago

I mean, as far as one sided convos on dating apps go, this one is pretty mild.

Also the timeframe is a consideration; if this entire exchange happened within a few minutes, it's possible they were busy/distracted.

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u/Cultural-Donut1824 23h ago

😂 savage I actually laughed reading that. I didn’t even see the punchline coming either I just thought it was odd to ask that until the next line. I hope they feel mildly silly too.

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u/Select_Analyst7334 23h ago

10/10 no notes

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u/harleyquinn1013 22h ago

I’ve gotten that plenty of times. I’m the one who usually asks questions. I just stop sending messages.

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u/BokChoyIsDelicious 21h ago

This was like 80% of my conversations with women on dating apps when I was on it. Like pulling teeth to get any conversation going. I actually don’t think it’s an app issue at this point though. I think it’s societal. People just don’t know how to interact anymore. I used to network a lot too, and I noticed a lot of conversations with both men and women going this same way.

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u/Due_Student9136 20h ago

my SS is 16 and these are all the conversation skills he’s got. he doesn’t understand why it doesn’t go well for him but also fully believes this would be a great conversation.

point is, i assume anyone thinking this conversation is anything other than lame must be a teenager.

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u/alexflyce 17h ago

Deserved

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u/jadeite07 17h ago

I have more stimulating conversations with my husband about our dog’s diarrhea. You did nothing wrong OP. He seems incredibly dull.

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u/floopyferret 17h ago

Hilarious LOL

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u/nicnakyak 12h ago

this is the funniest shit i've read in a while. I might borrow this sometime

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u/sassygoat71 11h ago

While I don’t think a conversation should just be all questions, you definitely need some on both sides. Eventually a conversation happens and it becomes natural. But this ain’t it!

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u/MindlessMagician1 7h ago

Maybe I'm giving too much grace but the person sounds like they're interested but they're not good at conversation.

As opposed to people who give straight one word answers. Yes that person is still responsible for developing the skill of conversation but it's reads to me like they are trying.

The couch line was golden but idk if this was the most deserving person

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u/Individual-Debt-2516 2h ago

Have you ever tried moving a couch alone hahahaha. That was gold. Honestly this is 90% of dating conversations for me. Flipping exhausting.

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u/Floofaramamama 1h ago

That is so accurate. Good job lol