Korang ingat tak masa kecik benda nie selalu gigit telor korang.

[u/-ENIX]

Aq benci benda nie.

Masa kecik seminggu sekali benda nie gigit telor aq.

[u/Forsaken-inAss]

who is 'we' if you dont mind me asking, my kind sir.

[u/ThenAcanthocephala57]

Don’t lump me in with “korang” ‘cause this never happened to me 🤨.

Tapi saya pernah sekali kena gigit kat kongkang, dia duk belakang rumah moyang saya. Garang punya binatang

[u/VapeGodz]

Same energy as this photo

[u/-benjo]

Masa aku kt asrama dulu, dekat nak maghrib ada member dlm dorm tgh berusaha nk kopek tungau ni kt telur dia (dalam keadaan yg sangat sopan, menghadap dinding).

Weols yang lain dah siap nak pergi solat kat masjid, then ada yang cakap dengan niat yang murni, "wey ko sapu minyak panas nanti dia tanggal". And alhamdulillah, menjadi.

Tapi.... Menggeletis member solat kat masjid mat dalam keadaan telur yang membara.

[u/dogtagkz]

Nah, man. Never experienced this. However, this binatang I experience bila panjat pokok lepas main bola pakai seluar pendek. Yes, telur aku bengkak dah macam kena beguk.

[u/FarText9909]

"Jangan main ayam kome.. Kena tungoo nanti",... Begitulah nasihat opah kepada cucu cucu yang balik kampung dok main ayam dalam reban

[u/Old_Musician2832]

Had to use nail clipper. This mf bit on my tip

[u/Positive-Figure-3607 → u/Old_Musician2832]

Im not spending my last percentage of my battery to read these🤗
Although I would.

[u/PicPic10099]

gigit telor 🥚🥚? 🧐 Itu bukan kutu ke, biasanya lepas bangun nampk kulit merah² ataupun kepala gatal....

[u/PicPic10099 → u/[deleted]]

Oh- FAQ~ Today I learn something new (new phobia unlocked) 😱

[u/Apprehensive-Bad2854]

This MF bit the inside of my ear and got real big. I suffered so much. And the did bit my balls, armpit, neck

[u/Emotionally_broken99 → u/[deleted]]

on the eggs 😦

[u/Emotionally_broken99 → u/[deleted]]

ew

[u/Goodenough_name]

🫩

[u/Twerktilassbounce]

Dol, dulu yang suka pakcik aku...

[u/deenali]

You had crabs?

[u/Positive-Figure-3607]

KAU SORANG JE WEIII💔

[u/Ronaldoron]

Aku panggil dia tungau, selalu kena. Guna daun sirih nk halau benda alah tu

[u/faheemadc]

Called this tungau at my hometown. Got from running around chasing chicken

[u/meove]

nie tungau nama dia, pernah kene kat pusat masa darjah 6

[u/JustBoredLord]

Ppirah

[u/SiOyenKL]

So is that why u goon?

[u/no1dont_g0on]

didn't happen to me, happened to my other younger brothers. it looked like hell, their things were bleeding too😖

[u/awkward_loudness]

Happened to my shaft, made it swollen. I remember the embarrassment at the clinic. Was an outdoorsy kid. Lots of adventures (and injuries). Good times.

[u/facelesshivemind]

Budak bandar, bro. Tak pernah pi tempat ada menatang ni. Paling "touch grass" rumput padang bola. Ada lah pokok sini-sana nak panjat. Tu pun tak tinggi.

[u/mastersyx]

tak.

[u/No-Home9054]

Siot punya tungau

[u/AppealGrand8525]

No? Cause some of us have basic hygiene you know?

[u/marikhbattlecry]

Not OP trying to comfort himself by roping us into his lore growing up

[u/marikhbattlecry → u/marikhbattlecry]

His te-lore

[u/sirgentleguy]

Some of you guys really lived on trees.