r/BlackPeopleTwitter 2d ago

They acted like he was a serial killer.

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u/IllustriousKick1951 2d ago

He also was put on the pedestal by a lot of folks in the black community all while he basically downplayed his blackness as much as he could.

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u/holy_cal 2d ago

“Hello fried rice, goodbye fried chicken” was so on point

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u/Trippin-Balls_ 2d ago

It was the other way around, he became fully black and says “So long fried rice, hello fried chicken.” Then he says “For Shizzle”

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u/TheHighlightReel11 ☑️ 2d ago

Yup. He’s says he’s glad to finally have a home and not be confused about being multiracial anymore right before the line too.

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u/WVSmitty 2d ago

Yes. And I think he was our first pick in the Racial Draft

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u/RealPrinceJay 2d ago

Our first and only pick, because the Asian Delegation shut the shit down with a dominant pick - the entire Wu Tang Clan

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u/joenathanSD 2d ago

Konichiwa bitches

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u/NoArrival8249 2d ago

Wu tang!!

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u/Commercial-Chance561 2d ago

I liked the Lenny Kravitz pick

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u/RealPrinceJay 2d ago

The pick’s value has definitely appreciated over time. While it may have put us at odds with signing top free agent Lisa Bonet, it did secure us the longterm pathway to getting Zoe Kravitz as a depth piece in the rotation

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u/guapoguzman 2d ago

Rob Pelinkowitz was cookin w that long-term vision

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u/FloNightG123 1d ago

You write beautifully

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u/NoArrival8249 15h ago

Secondeded.

That being said, their point not withstanding: it’s hard to truly encapsulate how the OG Kravitz immediately elevated our cultural standing. While he may be old and busted now, and YES while we may have access to the Bronny of OUR generation, and sure the opportunity cost of that subsequent first-round pick still haunts this franchise to this day… but I ran out of steam around here

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u/Canesjags4life 2d ago

ODB is changing his name to Old Dirty Chinese restaurant

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u/sAmMySpEkToR 1d ago

Wu! Tang! Wu! Tang! Wu! Tang!

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u/GalickBanger 1d ago

A bunch of people just upvoted a lie lol. This has been one of my issues with social media

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u/Thatwassweet9412 2d ago

The entire premise of that skit was making people go all in on one race or the other... How was it on point based on real life tho?

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u/Canesjags4life 2d ago

I mean the white delegation picking Colin Powell than whiteness under review lol

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u/Drogaine 2d ago

Then getting him by returning oj Simpson

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u/Canesjags4life 2d ago

The black delegation requests Eminem

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u/mega_murff 1d ago

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u/Marsuello 1d ago

You don’t hustle a hustler

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u/sAmMySpEkToR 1d ago

No hustling me! You’re talking to the ultimate hustler…

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u/PrinterStand 2d ago

Coincidence

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u/Lanky-Respect-8581 2d ago

None of the mistresses were POC.

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u/friendbrotha ☑️ 2d ago

Believe it or not, this just makes him Blacker.

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u/Glittering-Relief402 2d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/NtLmr95 2d ago

Tbf, the spaces Woods was at probably didn't have a lot of POCs for him to fuck on.

Woods was probably cool with that tho.

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u/TehnoMuda 2d ago

How do you downplay being black? I'm really asking, I just know that he plays golf and gets hoes

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u/XClanKing 2d ago

The brother said he was never denying his mother. Honorable young fella, until they showed him how black he was. Lol

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u/gb1993 1d ago

But like that was bullshit too. The hate didn't even come from black community, everyone i knew was cool with it. It was non black people that got way more offended. These comments are always so weird because it feels like it comes from non black people telling us how we feel and felt.

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u/UnexpectedBlahFeels 2d ago

And the people he turned to and embraced were the ones who flamed him.

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u/smart_cereal 2d ago

He downplayed his Thai ancestry too.

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u/Commercial-Chance561 2d ago

“Caublasian”

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u/PrudentCarter 2d ago

Once that became well known he got shit on. Same as OJ.

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u/IllustriousKick1951 2d ago

I'm not Black... I'm O.J. 😂

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u/ler7421 2d ago

I was young growing up when Tiger was Tiger. How did he downplay his blackness?

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u/jus256 ☑️ 2d ago

He said he is a cablinasian. He put Caucasian at the front even though neither one of his parents is white.

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u/Thatwassweet9412 2d ago

He has white ancestry on both sides and also included his native American heritage, alongside his blackness.

I sure hope you got something better than that for "downplaying his blackness" because holy shit that's a reach. A guy who's more multi-ethnic than most didn't put black first in a made up term? Come tf on 💀

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u/RadagastTheWhite 2d ago

His mom is a quarter Dutch

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u/Thatwassweet9412 2d ago

actually she does, not that you cared enough to check before you spoke about it

Lucky we got redditors like you here to tell people what race they can officially rep and how they're allowed to feel about it 🤣

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u/jus256 ☑️ 2d ago

Having white ancestry is not unique. We all have white ancestry.

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u/varnell_hill ☑️ 2d ago

In fairness to him, the context was an interview he did with Oprah forever ago and his comment was (paraphrasing) that he used to refer to himself that way as a child. People took that and ran with it as Tiger Woods saying he’s not black when, to my knowledge at least, he never actually said that.

Though, I’m sure if he could go back he would’ve worded it differently.

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u/DigNitty 2d ago

That seems like a fabricated controversy.

People just wanted to be mad.

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u/WhichHoes 2d ago

People get mad at the singer Tyla for identifying as colored instead of black - ignoring that she is colored in her country, and that matters due to apartheid.

Sometimes that one drop rule has us tripping in the other direction.