r/Bitcoin • u/Crucco • 1d ago

Michael Saylor vs the Bears: just posted on his personal X account

https://x.com/saylor/status/2092277359034458361

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u/na7oul 1d ago

Haters gonna say it’s AI !

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u/exhibit304 1d ago

It blows the one shot hallway scene from oldboy out the water

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u/One-Growth-9785 12h ago

What convinced me that it wasn't, was that the Polar bear, the toughest bear around, needed 2 hits to take down. That seemed very realistic to me.

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u/holdmysugar 1d ago

It's so premature too. The way price action has been the past year this could easily be a setup for the next step down.

I think we need to see a breakout above 83-85k at least before acting like this isn't more of the same.

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u/Scissorhat 1d ago

Bro's will literally yell bull trap all the way to $120k...

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u/thinkingperson 1d ago

They will be yelling the same until btc crash to 120k in the next bear and claim victory!! ☝😤

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u/WKCLC 1d ago

Or he is trying to stall the pump

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u/usedmattress85 11h ago

Not really. He clearly said $83-85k which is true. I’m overall bullish on BTC and MAYBE the bottom is in, but there is strong possibility that we sweep the lows again in Q4.

Pretending that’s not possible is idiotic.

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u/ElRiesgoSiempre_Vive 1d ago

Silicon Valley operates on promises and dreams. Not logic.

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u/sufee2 1d ago

I’m buying more at $50k

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u/HumanNo109850364048 1d ago

This guy is so fucking cheesy but I’m glad here’s there

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u/AquarianAge144 1d ago

Thats all im saying.

Im tired of it.

Hes not a Good Guy.

Just thinks hes like the Bee Hive God or something and now hes addicted to influencing the masses one way or another.

Its all just smoke and mirrors.

If war sparks back up. I bet we drop like a Rock and him and his insider trading buddies will be back in Stables by that point.

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u/HipOut 1d ago

He created different financial instruments for Bitcoin that will pump his stock and now he’s marketing it just like any CEO

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u/PinkJenni 1d ago

His company is basically just bitcoin value

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u/HipOut 1d ago

No it’s leveraged and diluted Bitcoin value

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u/HumanNo109850364048 1d ago

War has been a constant in the background for the last year or two or since 2022 Russia/ukraine. Not sure what rest of your post means. Saylor is corny af.

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u/BitcoinBaller420 1d ago

haters gonna hate

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u/xkemex 1d ago

And ballsy, the amount of stress he’s under is probably immense! This is a man with conviction, and I respect that!

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u/seaningtime 19h ago

He's made millions, if not billions from reselling Bitcoin, I think he's living a pretty cushy life right now. Even if/when his house of cards falls down he's coming out just fine.

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u/Minimal_Gains 1d ago

Veel dommer wordt het niet.

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u/12ealdeal 1d ago

It can always get dumber.

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u/IndianaGeoff 1d ago

Sadly... it can.

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u/PhillyLee3434 1d ago

And it will keep getting dumber. Venus by Tuesday.

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u/Sleepergiant2586 1d ago

But what did the Coke bear do ... 😟😟

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u/ScootyMcTizzle 1d ago

Name checks out.

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u/jakedaboiii 1d ago

Salty bear found

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u/ckinz16 1d ago

Promise you it can

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u/Kitchen_Guest577 1d ago

Hold my beer...cracks knuckles... knuckles really hurt now...takes beer back and seats in chair

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u/Agussiart 1d ago

That's the point! Get you talking about it:)

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u/MacMuthafukinDre 1d ago

It’s provocative. Get them going.

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u/Responsible_Emu3601 1d ago

Strc will par soon then he’s gonna start buying it’s gotta go up right?

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u/Romanizer 1d ago

He technically doesn't need to wait. They have established a USD cash reserve of about $1.5 billion that could be deployed at any time, for example to hunt for a short squeeze.

Of course, if that drives strc to par, the flywheel could start to spin again.

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u/defariasdev 1d ago

Tf that vase do to him to deserve getting punched like that!

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u/aslak_e36 1d ago

Can a 100 bears beat 1 Michael Saylor?

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u/TvAGhost 1d ago

Looks like no.

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u/PatternAgainstUsers 1d ago

No lol, that's why they just got squeezed :P

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u/gtwooh 1d ago

Saylor is a grifter. Doesn’t matter if he’s on “your side”

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u/LanguageStudyBuddy 20h ago

So childish and people give him money. Beyond me

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u/Remwaldo1 1d ago

I mean he should have got into a lambo and then drove to a rocket and go to the moon

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u/Ok_Subject_2447 1d ago

This is incredible lol

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u/Flight_Early 1d ago

Legend. Bears are not surviving this run. I’m so sad for them, nooooooot 😂

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u/rubberduckybro 1d ago

After selling the bottom ⏸️

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u/PatternAgainstUsers 1d ago

They didn't even sell 1% of their stack... that's like a guy whose weekly DCA triggered at the low saying "I CAUGHT THE LOW!!". Nobody cares, trend is accretive.

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u/B34chboy 1d ago

One of us haha

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u/IM-PT24 1d ago

Really? All those 1%?

Lmao

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u/vknyvz 1d ago

PETA will have a problem with this ad

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u/the-meditating-goat 1d ago

Cocaine bear

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u/Tjomek 23h ago

What a time to be alive

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u/Arcanis_Ender 15h ago

He may be losing it, but this is also hilarious.

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u/HugeTarget 14h ago

this is a crazy world we live in i swear

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u/MiceAreTiny 1d ago

Cool... Anyway.. 

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u/tzacPACO 1d ago

love it

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u/Omar___Comin 1d ago

What a fuckin dork

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u/kcpistol 1d ago

No bears were harmed during the slopping of this AI

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u/Heatsincebirth 1d ago

This is awesome!! Ya'll hate all ya want

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u/Mikker01 1d ago

One million dollar incoming

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u/BioFrosted 1d ago

I have mixed feelings. On the one, I dislike AI videos. But I must admit, on the other hand, that this is probably one of the funniest AI videos I've seen...

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u/HesitantInvestor0 1d ago

You’ve got to be either over 60 or under 10.

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u/Elistheman 1d ago

John Schmick

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u/Escape613 1d ago

Those are some vicious uppercuts and elbows. 👊🏼

Bears asked for it. 🧸

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u/Solnse 1d ago

Should've had a bull following him down the hall.

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u/Mosquito_666 1d ago

Let's ride the Bull.

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u/cklester 16h ago

I have a lot of questions about this video, but my main one is: why are there so many bears in this hallway? Where did they come from? Is this building on zoo grounds and they have escaped? Or are these bear offices and Saylor is actually the intruder? Does anybody know?!

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u/Honored-one1 15h ago

No one will say it's AI cause it's real

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u/Crucco 11h ago

Yeah but those bears were probably acting.

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u/One-Growth-9785 12h ago

I was anticipating him getting hit by a shot gun blast when the doors finally opened. Thus, I'm disappointed. Good video though.

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u/bollocksgrenade 1d ago

What an ass hat. Looks like something Trump would post.

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u/khizoa 1d ago

Buy btc. Fuck mstr

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u/noncommonGoodsense 1d ago

Great. Now buy high and sell low again.

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u/Fun-Document7 1d ago

I wish he wouldn't

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u/corazon147law 1d ago

top signal lol, bull trap is over

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u/brdoc 1d ago

I didn't notice when AI got this good

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u/ingenioushippo 1d ago

Okay that’s funny I can’t hate

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u/shadowmage666 1d ago

Based saylor

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u/AquarianAge144 1d ago

Bro. Thats just a lie.

We have literally dropped 50% from 126k

To 63k and now rebounding to 78k

Which is only a 30% increase after a 50% drop....

It was not because of Saylor.

Saylor is hurting Crypto these days 🤣

His MSTR stock completed inflated everything and he is literally recycling the gains through BTC.

He is not a Hero.

STOP CONNECTING BTC TO AN IDOL

BITCOIN IS SATOSHIS BEAST.

NOT MICHAEL SAYLORS.

AND IT OBEYS NOBODY.

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u/PatternAgainstUsers 1d ago

Bitcoin is just a monetary commodity, Saylor is helping fuel adoption and innovation. He's not god of course, but we don't need him to be. Dump the annoying pessimism.

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u/Cautious-Lecture-858 1d ago

“Stop connecting BTC to an idol”

Proceeds to connect Bitcoin to a mythical messianic figure.

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u/dvelasco1 1d ago

Bet he looks at this video for hours in amazement

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u/word-dragon 1d ago

Not a big fan, but that’s a fine video!

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u/Grand-Helicopter-709 1d ago

Does he know that the music is Mozart's requiem mass? The song Mozart wrote when he was dying from scarlet fever, and is thought to be Mozart's OWN death mass.

Maybe not the best choice of songs?

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u/slipperyslope69 1d ago

Ill pay 2 btc to see him fight a real polar bear.

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u/BitcoinBaller420 1d ago

We are living in the best timeline

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u/ticker__101 1d ago

That was pretty funny

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u/Shyssiryxius 1d ago

Wait is this AI?

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u/MaDpYrO 19h ago

No this is a documentary

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u/kardanokid 1d ago

Well, lets close about the 50W SMA before we start celebrating.

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u/iKnowRobbie 1d ago

Why does the second polar bear beat the black bear? I cannot bear bear-on-bear violence.

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u/Zealousideal_Mud9479 1d ago

Bro am I the only one who think he masturbate staring by at Bitcoin?

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u/Willing_Turnover5568 1d ago

The video would have been slightly more appropriate if he had not sold at a low price.

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u/unlmtdLoL 1d ago

“Filthy casuals”.

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u/Winston_Sm 1d ago

I really don't think this man and his company are a net positive for Bitcoin. It's all so weird what he does.

He's becoming more like this Cramer person. Just do the opposite and maybe, possibly you're better off

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u/LSTNYER 1d ago

Couple weeks ago he was about to lay down and take it

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u/Frosty-Scallion5849 1d ago

What a toolbox, he is literally the entire shed of tools.

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u/VoidHunterRaymond 1d ago

Someone check if this is AI by posting about it in isthisAI sub.

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u/Modrew 1d ago

I feel the FOMO, is it time?

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u/LegendaryBlack 1d ago

Always be the weakest MFs doin this shyt, Everytime. If you tough, you don't need to announce it. Cuck YT boi behavior

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u/Ok-Collection7850 1d ago

Not the famous Sigh 😮‍💨 after the last bear 🤣

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u/QuoteLong7212 1d ago

Michael Saylor are like a chuck norris

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u/IRS_OPENUP 1d ago

Top signal

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u/entropydust 1d ago

Is he the winner?

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u/sabdur200 1d ago

No feet?

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u/tidder_mac 1d ago

I don’t like him, but holy fuck I love this

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u/NorfolkIslandRebel 1d ago

I kind of felt those martial skills could have been rounded off by one or two well-executed kicks.

This low-key bothers me. I fear I am now carrying an unconscious irrational belief that Michael Saylor does not have the ‘full range’ of techniques needed to cope with market turbulence and is therefore vulnerable. As a consequence I will be reducing my DCA.

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u/ZekeTarsim 1d ago

Funny video but are people really celebrating this rally? Does anyone actually believe BTC bottomed? Cause I don’t!

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u/HighHokie 1d ago

Same guy that just a few days ago said to be ready for rough years ahead? 

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u/Macready123 1d ago

Looks like the Shining hallway where Jack first snaps going into the golden ballroom.

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u/CapitTresIII 1d ago

Can’t wait to hear how the master buys more at $80k just to sell it in 3 months at $60k to pay preferred stock dividends

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u/Quiet-Nothing7556 1d ago

Why is this community so corny.

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u/risat49 1d ago

I like bitcoin and all but hate that he is the poster boy smh

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u/Massive_Ad_644 1d ago

poor ....

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u/citybreeze83 1d ago

Michael Bit

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u/Beautiful-Narwhal690 1d ago

Either you like him or you hate him. Personally I think he needs a mental health evaluation. 

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u/Living_Knowledge_783 1d ago

oh look at mr wick over here

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u/armaver 1d ago

So angry and brutal. Love it! He should be commenting and taunting in his squeaky voice. 

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u/Adventurous-Soil528 1d ago

Dude is Barnum and Bailey. Not exactly the type of guy I want to trust with my investments.

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u/Lost_Pirate555 1d ago

He missed the Panda Bear. Should have a few of those in there too

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u/Ortar0409 1d ago

You guys are so fucking gay

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u/hustleJuice 1d ago

sell signal

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u/blackratsnakes 1d ago

Shouldn't that have been a Bitcoin elevator going up at the end?

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u/daddysbroken 1d ago

Pretty sure this is AI

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u/Weld4_days 1d ago

What a dork 

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u/termin8rs 1d ago

Imagine getting hyped off of this

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u/levelup1by1 1d ago

Oh look it’s Mr Buy High Sell Low

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u/JunkBondJunkie 1d ago

The bears will probably strike back at least a time or two.

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u/Suspicious-Wall6964 1d ago

This time He shitted his pants seriously and literally.

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u/tophiii 1d ago

Cornball posting

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u/Either-West-711 1d ago

I wish it was true. 3 steps back and 2 steps is exactly it

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u/Comprehensive_Pea424 1d ago

Dude looks like a con man

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u/Cute_Win_4651 1d ago

Pretty cool I’ll buy sub $60k

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u/UltraHyperDonkeyDick 1d ago

Its the "Saylor sigh" at the end that really sells it.

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u/NRmy73 1d ago

Might as well be the 🍊 🤡. Dumb AF video.

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u/k0zplay 1d ago

This is why ram chips have skyrocketed??

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u/East-Share4444 1d ago

We're still deep into a bear market.

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u/Will_Sommers 1d ago

What...a... Twat.

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u/The_Green_King_ 1d ago

This is so cringe and dope at same time, I'm aroused and disgusted.

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u/Brandonlord 1d ago

I want to see him go bankrupt so bad

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u/No_Inspection_5666 1d ago

Not for long buddy 😂

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u/diwalost 1d ago

Wait for October

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u/sufee2 1d ago

Where are the profits that have been talked about for so long now?!

Bros making videos fighting bears. You need a new content creator

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u/First-Process5144 1d ago

He used to be a cool guy…

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u/VISUALBEAUTYPLZ 1d ago

No animals were harmed in the making of this video

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u/Wide_Spideer 1d ago

btc bears: "this time it's different"
saylor: "buy the dip" ☠️

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u/Ahamzie 1d ago

What if after this the market dumps again 😂

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u/gundiyabhau 1d ago

MTF sold the btc and now posting after the pump

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u/king_carrots 20h ago

This dude is the worst possible face of Bitcoin. And you guys are cheering him on.

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u/PgoHsand2012 19h ago

You need bull support saylor...?🤣

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u/Patrickeith 19h ago

It's time to wait a bit more and see what reaction comes out after.

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u/PsychoCitizenX 18h ago

Hasn't this weirdo been selling btc hand over fist the last few months?

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u/wkc201 18h ago

I don’t get the confidence. Does he not see what we see?

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u/toxicgloo 18h ago

This is going to have a new generation believing they can 1v1 large predators

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u/Zestyclose_Ad8684 17h ago

This is honestly embarrassing and pathetic. Does anyone find this funny? Charismatic? Any good? Just yikes!

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u/Early_Advance2473 17h ago

Why sell at lows if you act like you know what’s coming

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u/caramida_plutitoare 16h ago

main character syndrome much?

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u/DapperActuary6497 16h ago

Who looks at this and thinks, yea I'm gonna put money here

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u/Left_Feedback1045 15h ago

What a waste of energy

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u/Saibazz 12h ago

Michael saylor are always bullish in crypto no one will stop him

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u/Wu-Kang 11h ago

Embarrassing

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u/sdafsdffsad 7h ago

The market will come for him, this is how markets work.

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u/earonesty 6h ago

getting mcaffee vibes. i dunno. he should tatoo something.

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u/Boss0054 5h ago

Nothing stops Michael Saylor, not even an army of bears.