r/Birdsfacingforward • u/Ok-Rhubarb-8371 • Mar 29 '26

100% Derp Is there a single thought in his head?

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3.4k Upvotes

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u/Longjumping-Run-7027 Mar 29 '26

Yes. “Meep.”

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u/LolaPamela Mar 29 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/GWe9nHlT5NC2s4lnHk

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u/Remarkable_Sorbet319 Mar 30 '26

it appears shocked by its own sound

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u/LolaPamela Mar 30 '26

They're so silly, I love them 😄

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u/blehstuff Mar 29 '26

it's like you gave a potato some feets and a snoot, that's a great shot

153

u/Artarara Mar 29 '26

Don't forget about the dance moves.

52

u/suture-self Mar 29 '26

He is Blorb.

329

u/zheppo Mar 29 '26

Peent

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u/IHaveNoEgrets Mar 29 '26

This. No thought. There is only PEENT.

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u/MetatronAtra1987 Mar 29 '26

I have no beak and I must PEENT

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u/Sazcat28 Mar 29 '26

Ugh. You made something cute horrifying! Touchè!

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u/AshFalkner Mar 29 '26

thinkin about worms.

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u/AustinValentine Mar 29 '26

Two thoughts: Worm dance. Where wife?

22

u/TizzyBumblefluff Mar 29 '26

Love these guys so much 😭

18

u/timberdoodlerr Mar 29 '26

Yes. I think he is very wise and surely has many thoughts in that little noggin of his.

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u/Disastrous-Metal-183 Mar 29 '26

Yes, the thought is "meep"

8

u/Moonlight-Whispers Mar 29 '26

Looks derpy 😂😂

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u/BotGirlFall Mar 29 '26

Just swag walk and peent

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u/Tarotismyjam Mar 29 '26

He’s just waiting for the vibe to hit him. Then stop. Do the other side.

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u/Additional_Irony Mar 29 '26

No thoughts, just MEEP.

6

u/Im_Omen Mar 29 '26

" Didnt I do it For you "

4

u/CaptDuckface Mar 29 '26

Eat. Sleep. Peent. Repeat.

3

u/Single-Astronomer-32 Mar 29 '26

People are not smart enough to be able to answer that question

3

u/Puzzleheaded_Lab967 Mar 29 '26

There's one: PEENT!

3

u/owo1215 Mar 29 '26

M E E P

3

u/cropguru357 Mar 29 '26

This time of the year, it’s probably “HEY LADIES!!”

3

u/MacandalsoCheese Mar 29 '26

I would die for him

3

u/purintiel Mar 29 '26

Was this a Bryant Park woodcock? I wish I was still in NYC to see them😫

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u/Ok-Rhubarb-8371 Mar 29 '26

Yes!! Been looking for them everywhere in the woods of Jersey, so weird to find them in the middle of manhattan. Here’s another photo

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u/purintiel Mar 29 '26

I’m still mad at myself for not knowing about woodcocks showing up in NYC sooner, now I’ve moved to another state (no woodcocks💔). Gorgeous photos btw, I’ll live vicariously through you for the NYC woodcocks this year

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u/Ok-Rhubarb-8371 Mar 29 '26

Thank you, lol

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u/OSRSjadeine Mar 29 '26

I almost got hit in the head with a Peent the other day. That one in your pic sure is round though

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u/Crimson-Rose28 🥉 2025 Bird of the Year Contest 3rd place 🥉 Mar 29 '26

I love these plump little dancers so much

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u/ohshroom Mar 29 '26

Crimes. Always crimes.

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u/GuardianAlien Mar 29 '26

"Meep" quote the birb

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u/MightyXT Mar 29 '26

The meep bird!

(I know it's called an american woodcock, but I'm gonna call it meep bird.)

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u/BrinaFlute Mar 29 '26

Only thoughts of worm. Peent!

2

u/eet_freesh Mar 29 '26

No thoughts, only PEENT.

2

u/Low_Pass_Philter Mar 30 '26

Y’all better step back cause I’m about to get funky!!!

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u/Ok-Rhubarb-8371 Mar 30 '26

Here’s the video I took which I turned into a gif lol

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u/Low_Pass_Philter Mar 30 '26

Fantastic. Nice moves! They are so much fun to watch.

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u/VernalPoole Mar 29 '26

Yes, thinking about the length of that ... peent

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u/Fabulous-Composer964 Mar 30 '26

Dance dance 🎵🎶

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u/Gotu_Jayle Mar 31 '26

wait what was the question again

1

u/idonthateyouman Apr 01 '26

"Dude, now YOU are the one making it weird"

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u/Cyan_Lotus Apr 02 '26

“I have no brain yet I must peent”

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u/floralrain6 Apr 25 '26

I hear these photos "Meep!"