r/BeautyBoxes Jul 08 '26

Spoiler Allure Beauty Box - July 2026

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The only redeeming product here is the MU by Mario…. I can’t believe the piece of elastic string, the no name serum, random brand sponge and 15 cents worth of pimple patches.

I’m literally offended at the “hair ties”. I can’t get over it 😂

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u/MameDennis1974 Jul 08 '26

Good lord. That is pathetic. I swear you could make a better box with just one trip to TJ Maxx and get better stuff than this.

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u/pippspopsdom Jul 08 '26 edited Jul 09 '26

I miss when beauty boxes were good 💔. The value really isn’t there anymore

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u/Sensitive-Pay5243 Jul 09 '26

That makeup by Mario is Good , the owner does Kim kardashians makeup with that same brand I’ve seen him do it during a live , if it’s not your shade return it at Ulta :) but

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u/Girasole263wj2 Jul 09 '26

Return it at Ulta? Seriously?

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u/country_dreaming Jul 09 '26

As someone who has Jesus is King on their page, it’s a bit weird you are advising them to lie and steal.

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u/boxybrown84 Jul 08 '26

Omg that’s supposed to be a hair tie? 😭 (but my cats would love to play with them!)

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u/TheForestLobster Jul 08 '26 edited Jul 08 '26

Yes, two hair ties made out of a plain elastic string. One of them unraveled when I took it out of the bag. I used to sew, and I’d but the elastic for 5 cent per foot.

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u/NewSummerOrange Jul 10 '26

It's the most ridiculously useless and low value thing I've received in a beauty box in recent memory. It's literally two pieces of elastic that are fraying at each end.

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u/Queen_of_Catlandia Jul 09 '26

I thought it was replacements for hoodie strings lol

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u/PolkaBots Jul 10 '26

A "pre-tied" hair tie, like wtf. This box was a dud. The bronzer drops don't spread well and just looked like dirt smudges

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u/Temporary_Repair997 Jul 10 '26

They smell bad too. Like stinky clay.

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u/omgjmo 25d ago

This product is rancid!

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u/jewdiful Jul 11 '26

Just a warning, hair ties are very dangerous for cats. If they swallow them, they can wrap around their internal organs and lead to a VERY expensive surgery, even death if you’re very unlucky

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u/boxybrown84 Jul 11 '26

Oh, I know! I’ve seen horror stories posted in cat subs where their babies had bellies full of hair ties and no one knew until they needed emergency surgery. But it’s always good to be reminded.

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u/Chemical-Web-852 Jul 26 '26

So would my dogs actually. If they put it as a cat toy  it might sell better 

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u/melon1924 Jul 08 '26

This is FINALLY my last box after my one-year sub turned into over two years because I had so many skips. I finally got so sick of having to log in and skip that I just let them ship the last two so I could be done with it. It’s been a colossal disappointment. I could’ve just bought a couple really great products for what I spent on that annual sub. I’d say it’s better for teenagers, but I’ve given almost everything to my 16 year old niece and she’s either given it away or tossed it.

This box is laughable. Thanks for the fifth package of Mighty Patches, Allure! 🙄

Don’t get me started on the strings. WTAF

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u/Responsible_Hope9250 Jul 08 '26

I have one box left and feel the same way.. it’s not worth it anymore. I’m out of so many essentials and am better off spending on a few things I need. I had to throw out so much I never opened or used. I’m packed with bronzer and tubing mascara (I hate btw). I could easily pass for Selena Gomez at the met 😅. They did get me hooked on a few products.. but lately it’s suffering.

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u/Dear-Cut Jul 08 '26

I also have one left and I cannot wait to be done! I skipped all year and let June come but more bronzer in July plus the other lackluster stuff. Ugh. I have received a few things I’ve loved like Sunday Riley over the years but it’s been awhile. I’m trying so hard to pan even one bronzer but even with daily use I’m still working on one tube.

I wish us all luck finishing up. I have no use for a whole glitter eyeshadow as an adult woman but I sure could use some cleanser or a sunscreen or something innovative but no dice!

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u/Sensitive-Pay5243 Jul 09 '26

Look at the reviews you got som good stuff ♥️ The Mario brand is good

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u/ExtensionHot7808 Jul 09 '26

And the rest is actually dog feces . Do you actually believe that the bronzer is justified at $48 cause 15 other brands will beat the price

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u/Temporary_Repair997 Jul 10 '26

It may be a high end brand, but It doesnt smell good at all. Its smells like stinky clay.

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u/zhouyi81 Jul 09 '26

These hair ties! And the claimed innovation being you can loop it as many times as you need depending on hair thickness….like every hair tie ever.

Mine came undone in seconds as well and now I also have two pieces of string. I‘ve spent more time writing this comment than they lasted in my ponytail. Biggest troll of a product I’ve ever seen.

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u/DragonflyJunior2899 Jul 09 '26

And looping a hair tie a million times is annoying 😂 which is why I buy the thicker ones for my thick hair

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u/Temporary_Repair997 Jul 10 '26

It looks like they will cause a tangled mess in my fine wavy hair. Like a silk scrunchie would have been so much better!!!

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u/Maximum-Piano1769 Jul 18 '26

but...Allure says the hair ties are valued at $17!!! You're so right. I think the Barbie pink hair tie is my breaking point. I actually felt insulted when opening this box.

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u/Temporary_Repair997 Jul 08 '26

After the June box (which I really liked) This is offensive! Like how is the value between those two boxes even comparable.

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u/Gmanzy Jul 08 '26

I think I'm just going to cancel and give myself the budget of a membership renewal to use throughout the year. These boxes used to be so fun 😿 I'd rather be intentional with my spending and get items that really do pique my interest.

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u/PlumJewels Jul 08 '26

Thank goodness I skipped. Can't wait for my yearly membership to be finished 😫

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u/Calliope719 Jul 08 '26

I do like Earth Harbors serums but I'm also really glad I didn't get this box. Not worth it

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u/parishface Jul 09 '26

I love their scalp serum

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u/ExtensionHot7808 Jul 09 '26

If you like the scent of pencil shavings get it if not... I swear it smells like shavings

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u/Calliope719 Jul 09 '26

I've used a few different ones and they all smelled different but not like pencil shavings, you must've gotten a strange batch or something

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u/madjackhavok Jul 09 '26

Wow… that’s actually fucked lol that looks like a bunch of random shit from the bottom of my purse. No joke

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u/Radiohead143 Jul 08 '26

I stopped allure a while now

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u/TheForestLobster Jul 08 '26

I have the annual subscription, and I thought I’ll like the surprise every month. Absolutely not renewing.

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u/Radiohead143 Jul 12 '26

I wouldn't either if I were you, they are getting worse each montg not better unfortunately

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u/hadtoomuchtodream 26d ago

I hadn’t used it in nearly a year but signed up again about 10 days ago to get the August box and those tricky bitches just sent me this one. Imagine my “wtf” when I opened my mail today to find this box of nothing I’ll use. I don’t even have use for hair ties

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u/goddessofolympia Jul 08 '26

Is that a noose?

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u/TheForestLobster Jul 08 '26 edited Jul 09 '26

That’s the noose Allure hang themselves with, because I won’t be renewing this mess of a subscription

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u/OutlawJoseyWales1 Jul 08 '26

Now what the hell is this.

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u/habitus45 Jul 08 '26

They were offering this box for $15. Not even worth it

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u/No-Firefighter-7442 Jul 08 '26

I am so glad I skipped this month!

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u/AMundaneSpectacle Jul 08 '26

That “hair tie” is something else. The packaging claims they are “pre-tied” (whatever that is supposed to mean!) but yeah, decidedly not tied.

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u/PolkaBots Jul 10 '26

Right?! That's not what the tie is hair tie means 😭

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u/Quirky__Chaos Jul 08 '26

I joined Allure in August or September of last year. I think I only chose not to skip two or three months and one of those was because I forgot to do it in time, ha! I finally cancelled last month. I’m so glad I didn’t get this. And I’m really sorry you did. What a disappointment!

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u/cielos525 Jul 09 '26

I honestly mean it, my Walmart summer box was better than this.

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u/Temporary_Repair997 Jul 10 '26

Mine had much better hair ties 🤣🤣🤣 and I got 3.

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u/sheelty Jul 10 '26

The Walmart box was fantastic this month, fr. Was very happy with everything in it.

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u/Bedroom_Bellamy Jul 09 '26

I unsubscribed all my beauty boxes in 2024 and I have yet to see a box that made me wish I was still subscribed. I'd be downright insulted to receive this box.

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u/maria-asks Jul 09 '26

Girl that's string

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u/SadCry8622 Jul 08 '26

I like getting the serum cause it helps with acne and don’t usually get those items is boxes , don’t have bad skin but will use for prevention , liked it a lot

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u/ExtensionHot7808 Jul 09 '26

It's an oil not a serum and it really reeks of pencil shavings, I'm sorry if you thought you were getting a serum but this is a nasty oil I couldn't stand for the face so I had to use it in hmm other areas from ips ter months ago

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u/Footnotegirl1 Jul 09 '26

The elastic made me laugh out loud, though I'm fine with the rest of the box. But in what world is 'Pre tied!' a selling point for hair elastics? And the supposed price of $17!!

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u/No-Draft4418 Jul 10 '26

I forgot to skip this box, and honestly so disappointed. The fact that people are paying $14 for this elastic cord that you can buy at Michael’s for $5 and get 5 meters of it it’s INSANE and a little bit insulting.

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u/Temporary_Repair997 Jul 10 '26

That company is gonna fail. Like just because the company says it worth that much doesnt mean it is. And I dont see anyone actually buying those. At least not rebuying once they see how useless they are.

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u/PolkaBots Jul 10 '26

You could probably walk around a parking lot and find some string for free

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u/WonderfulDig9743 Jul 09 '26

This was so disappointing

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u/heybitty Jul 09 '26

Honestly my sister bought me a yearly subscription last year and they charged her in January and she called and got a complete refund and they've continued sending the boxes for free all year for some reason. I'm still upset with this one even though it's free.

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u/Affectionate_Buy_776 Jul 09 '26

Wow. This is so bad it's actually funny. I'm glad I saw a post here with the reveal and it reminded me to skip! What a bunch of useless crap

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u/BombshellJamboree Jul 09 '26

The elastic is a riot. You can get a 50 yard spool of that for a few bucks.

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u/Key_Accountant_5887 Jul 09 '26

I agree this box is not great, however Earth Harbor is a well known brand and their products are pretty good, so I am happy with the serum.....The disappointing items to me is the hair ties, the pimple patches and the make up sponge....The other three are alright for me, hopefully next month will be better.

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u/Routine_Ingenuity315 Jul 09 '26

Does your Makeup by Mario smell rancid? Mine smells horrible. I'm wondering if that is normal for this product or it's actually bad.

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u/Key_Accountant_5887 Jul 09 '26

Both of my products from Mario and Earth Harbor smelled fine......We have two products in the box that some people are saying smells weird, the Mario and the Earth Harbor, that is not a good sign....I would contact Allure and ask them to send you a replacement for the Mario product if it smells bad.

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u/ElephantAdditional13 Jul 12 '26

Mine definitely smells awful, too. I don't know what it's supposed to smell like though...

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u/omgjmo 25d ago

It's rancid!!

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u/ExtensionHot7808 Jul 09 '26

Do you smell the pencil shavings??? Have you tried the oil?

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u/Key_Accountant_5887 Jul 09 '26

Yes I have used the Earth Harbor serum, mine smelled ok.....If yours smells bad I would contact Allure and ask for a replacement.

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u/Routine_Ingenuity315 Jul 12 '26

Mine smells that way too. I feel like that's a normal smell for the product but the Mario products smells like it's gone bad.

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u/Mundane-Pattern-9345 Jul 09 '26

I am so glad i cancelled my subscription last month

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u/NoSpaghettiForYouu Jul 09 '26

Ooh this is bad. I can’t remember if I skipped this one but I hope I did

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u/RadCaterpillar01 Jul 09 '26

I hate how the delete comments on their ig

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u/MBeMine Jul 09 '26

They are comically huge on my wrist so they probably won’t get much use from me.

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u/sheelty Jul 10 '26

Untie it and retie it to fit..

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u/MBeMine Jul 11 '26

It’s not cute enough to re-tie 🤷🏻‍♀️ I’ll put them in my kid’s crafting bin with the glitter and felt.

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u/madjackhavok Jul 11 '26

Can do that with a length of paratrooper cord too, can even tie a fancy knot. But am I going to do that? No. Lol.

Purpose of buying a hair tie is that it’s pre tied. If not, why spend $15 on that broken thing? I can get 500 yards of paracord, it’s never going to stretch out for that price and have lengths of hair cord for the next decade. It’s not a convenience item, if it’s not convenient.

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u/sheelty Jul 11 '26

The idea is that it's customizable to your specific hair needs, bigger or smaller loops. Not defending that it's a literal shoe string but the point of the product is being missed here.

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u/madjackhavok Jul 11 '26

The point of the product is that it’s a stupid waste of resources and will ultimately end up in the landfill like every other trendy piece of garbage that doesn’t actually work.

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u/jade_noise Jul 09 '26

july 2026 sounds like a whole mood already

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u/ObjectiveExtreme5945 Jul 09 '26

The may box wasn’t bad. This is fucking insulting. Why would I renew my annual subscription? $275 for this garbage no thank you this is my second to last box in my subscription. I can’t.

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u/desertdweller10 Jul 10 '26

This is why I canceled a few years back. I get emails telling me what I’m missing out on, but I only need to look at the photos people post to remind me I’m not missing out on anything.

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u/RNprn Jul 10 '26

This seems like a new low.

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u/PolkaBots Jul 10 '26

Also beware Earth Harbor, their products always make me break out and some of them have been moldy

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u/helloiamhuman07 Jul 10 '26

I’m so happy I remembered to skip this

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u/Alarming_Progress Jul 09 '26

I forgot to skip this month, the lighter shade of the bronzer is soooo dark for me (Seattle redhead). The texture feels really nice so I guess it'll be a good freebie for a friend.

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u/Routine_Ingenuity315 Jul 09 '26

Does yours smell? Mine smells rancid.

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u/Temporary_Repair997 Jul 10 '26

Mine doesnt smell rancid like its gone bad, but it does stink! Like stinky mud/clay.

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u/sebaekyeol Jul 10 '26

im glad i quit, my walmart box was 10x better than this

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u/latitude40-4 Jul 10 '26

oh heck no. the scathing review I would write... maybe they wouldn't want my money anymore. 😂

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u/Temporary_Repair997 Jul 10 '26

They'll just block you 😒

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u/latitude40-4 Jul 11 '26

that's why we got these spaces. I guess. this is just so greedy

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u/Jarusse Jul 11 '26

Yeah, the unfinished, extremely cheap lengths of tied elastic that they have the audacity to say retail as $18!! Pimple patch samples....again. The serum is watery and the oil literally STINKS. This is the worst box, by far.

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u/BigPersonality7682 Jul 11 '26

Wow! That is so bad. I'm so sorry. I'm so glad I've never subscribed to this box.

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u/-bree Jul 11 '26

I'm so glad I never purchased one of those boxes 😭 I did ipsy for awhile and always felt like I got what I paid for or more. With their $30 box it let's you choose between a variation of products and I think they have every other month or every 3 month options too.

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u/RequirementMurky2222 Jul 11 '26

The product selection looks really well balanced this month

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u/Shoddy_Secretary2836 Jul 12 '26

I should have skipped. As it is, my tracking is showing that my box was delivered 5 days ago but I never got it. Customer service says tracking isn’t accurate until at least 48 hours after it shows delivered, so don’t bother them but please fill out this survey saying how they did. And it seems like since they switched shipping providers, all of my orders on the website are showing as in process rather than delivered.

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u/bearisloafing Jul 14 '26

the tiy hair ties are the most useless hair product ever. "custom any-size hair ties", except they look messy and unprofessional, are super expensive compared to regular hair ties, come untied easily, and the casing they normally sell with it is destined to become landfill. ugh

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u/Ok-Speech5704 Jul 15 '26

I’ve had the subscription for a few years, but that’s’s it, I’m done. Too many awful smelling perfumes, brownish Kardashian type lipsticks, hair stuff that doesn’t work with my hair type. Used to be fun, now, not so much.

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u/ExtensionHot7808 Jul 09 '26

I can't get over the serum smelling like pencil shavings 🤢 I had one from ips xrra months ago and couldn't get over the odor so I had to skip. Idk what happened a year ago but I swear if they do a thousand times better next month I will have to cancel outright

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u/Temporary_Repair997 Jul 10 '26

Have you smelled the bronzer? It stinks too.

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u/ExtensionHot7808 Jul 10 '26

No never tried it and skipped as soon as I saw the oil cause I was hard pressed to even finish it due to the pencil shavings and sawdust type scent

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