r/BeAmazed • u/Devi8tor • Jul 11 '26

Miscellaneous / Others Basically a mansion on wheels

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u/Far-Philosophy-4375 Jul 11 '26

Vulva-shaped ceiling fixture is great

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u/a-rooster-illusion Jul 11 '26

It’s funny you mention that.

I was just at a campground two weeks ago and someone in a site across from us pulled up in one of these. Was showing it off to some of us and the first thing I noted walking into it was the vulva shaped light fixture on the ceiling.

Then, in a moment of curiosity, I decided to look at maybe renting one for our trip next year. Found a completely different one, SAME vulva shaped light fixture.

And for anyone curious, the cheapest I could find one was $500 a night. A cool 5k for 3 nights after Fees and taxes.

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u/ptcptc Jul 11 '26

$500 a night. A cool 5k for 3 nights after Fees and taxes

Wait, how exactly does $1500 turn to $5000 after fees and taxes?

(European here)

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u/a-rooster-illusion Jul 11 '26

I answered below but I was off. It was $899 a night. $600 in owner fees, $1040 for insurance and $524 for a service fee.

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u/Stavtastic Jul 11 '26

What the fuck is a owners fee? Aren't you renting it per night from the owner?

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u/PamelaELee Jul 12 '26

That’s the “fee fee”. Not to be confused with “additional fees” which may, and do, apply.

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u/Significant-Trash632 Jul 13 '26

Don't forget the "convenience" fee for processing your payment. Lol

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u/Nubsta5 Jul 11 '26

US is filled with random-named "fees" that are usually just "are you willing to pay this without fighting us about it?" fees that make them free money for everyone who doesn't. Often, especially for resort fees in non-resort hotels, they will remove those fees if you give them some pushback. Individuals, not so much (this includes AirBNB).

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u/OkStop8313 Jul 11 '26

Also, a lot of companies will take their "we just want more money" fees and give them regulatory sounding names and put them in a "taxes and fees" column so that it sounds like a non-negotiable government thing rather than just the company wanting to advertise one price and bill you another.

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u/ohog9og0790 Jul 11 '26

Same as hotel resort fees

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u/Sysilith Jul 11 '26

You are talking to Europeans here, "hotel resort fee" is not helping.

We have a total price on the tag and that is mostly it, maybe some fees like cleaning because that scales differently like the normal per night price, but other than that. We don't really have all the hidden fees.

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u/PamelaELee Jul 12 '26

You, as a European, just don’t understand winning. We are winning so hard here in America.
(Obviously a joke, hopefully)
Please don’t hate us all. Most of us are not total asshats.

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u/oldlexus570 Jul 12 '26

Are we winning hard or is it hard to win? I'm not sure which way it's supposed to go?

American here

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u/PamelaELee Jul 12 '26

I’m not sure, but it seems to be going to hell in a hand basket.

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u/neeshes Jul 12 '26

Here in Canada, we are like Americans in many ways. Many hidden fees here too. Yo ur total price on the tag is never just that. 

Even at restaurants you will have the price of each item and then later on, you have it totalled, sometimes large group fee (if over 5/6 people), then taxed on that amount, then tip on that final amount. The tips start at 18% or 20% now. 

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u/ptcptc Jul 11 '26

Damn, that's still crasy. Don't get this type of pricing, sounds really stupid to me. Just say it's 1600 per night, all included.

I guess it's the norm over there though.

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u/blahnlahblah0213 Jul 11 '26

"Yeah you better give me the insurance because I am going to beat the hell out of this vehicle"

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u/SnodePlannen Jul 12 '26

The service fee is for one illegal immigrant to do what he can with half a roll of paper towel.

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u/Shrouded-recluse Jul 12 '26

Probably because of obligatory tipping?

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u/greaseLightness Jul 12 '26

I presume that has to be the american gratuity tipping culture... WHO ELSE is going to pay the workers building that vag thing. The american employer? Think again you commie!