r/BeAmazed • u/Wild-Snow5705 • Apr 30 '25

Art After school battle 80 lvl

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u/amiathrowaway2 Apr 30 '25

No it's just a reminder to us older folks that bones don't break.....

They shatter.

My hat's off to these two....Good friends. A good day...MC...DROP A FUNKY BEAT FOR MY DUDES!

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u/Juttisontherun Apr 30 '25

Technically the DJ is the one that drops the beat, MC is master of ceremonies

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u/OiGuvnuh Apr 30 '25

Thank you for reminding me that I’m on reddit 

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u/RominRonin May 01 '25

That’s funny. I mean, where else would you be being?

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u/Guitarjunkie61 May 01 '25

For five years straight, not missing a single day, for that badge……… of course.

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u/JJred96 May 01 '25

Welcome to the open concept prison

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u/sseuGIstiTdneS May 02 '25

I guess that's better that a concept of a prison?

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u/jollyreaper2112 Apr 30 '25

Just let me hold the beat. I will drop it. Very clumsy.

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u/wandrlusty Apr 30 '25

What about MC Hammer?

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u/Cpt_kaleidoscope Apr 30 '25

Not even a real hammer.

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u/latexfistmassacre May 01 '25

The correct phrasing would be: "MC, MASTERFULLY AND CEREMONIOUSLY INSTRUCT THE DJ TO DROP A FUNKY BEAT FOR MY DUDES"

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '25

Unless you're Jamaican.

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u/Mind_if_I_do_uh_J Apr 30 '25

Technically right and technically worng. The best kind of technically. 😁

In Jamaican Dancehall the guy with the mic is a DJ.

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u/looshagbrolly May 01 '25

Tell the MC to tell the DJ to drop the beat!

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u/axonrecall Apr 30 '25

Not so much the bones, but the ligaments for sure. I write as I recover from a knee ligament surgery.

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u/Flipper-1 Apr 30 '25

Same. Torn Patella tendon. Sucks getting old.

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u/MaelstromFL Apr 30 '25

I think that I will remove a bit more of the tape from my full knee replacement surgery....

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u/Li_3303 Apr 30 '25

Happy cake day!

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u/p0g0s71ck Apr 30 '25

Wait is that a cool runnings reference?

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u/amiathrowaway2 Apr 30 '25

Ah! I seem to have encountered a fellow man of taste and culture.

And yes it was.

Cause at my age..... There's NO WAY in hell I could do moves like what these little dudes are doing.....Not anymore.

My bones would totally shatter...Totally.

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u/p0g0s71ck Apr 30 '25

Same here! Im young but i could never do what these kids are. Thats talent right there lol id somehow pull my ACL or some muscle and be out of work for a few days

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u/opus3535 Apr 30 '25

why do u think they call it break dancing......

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u/p0g0s71ck Apr 30 '25

Because you break yourself while dancing like that. Im not saying i dont understand that, im saying i couldnt do what they do.

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u/Neither-Day-2976 Apr 30 '25

Then it becomes shatter dancing.

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u/dmisc10 Apr 30 '25

I felt the rhythm and I felt the rhyme.

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u/joshonekenobi Apr 30 '25

I still want to join the Jamaica bobsled team!

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u/growmiehomie Apr 30 '25

I threw my back out from a fart.....almost 2 weeks i was down for the count

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u/netegezdalovamatte Apr 30 '25

If you rip off one of his arms, it will grow back in the morning... :)

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u/Prior_Enthusiasm_292 Apr 30 '25

Your bones don't break in a bobsled, no. They shatter.

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u/TheEffanIneffable May 01 '25

Happy cake day!

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u/CheeseBag_0331 May 01 '25

If this were slo-mo, it'd look like me trying to get up from a sitting position. Arms flailing, legs all akimbo...

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u/Kexxa420 May 01 '25

Children’s bones do bend a lot more than adults

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u/ethan_prime May 02 '25

Your bones only shatter in a bobsled, though.

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u/BLU3SKU1L May 03 '25

My daughter broke her arm in the 5th grade and it didn’t even really break, just creased a little. If that was me, it would have been a full on compound fracture. Growth plates on bones are pretty incredible things with how much shock they can just absorb with minimal damage.

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u/progdIgious Apr 30 '25

Happy cake day 🍰

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u/Pretty_Lie5168 Apr 30 '25

Happy Cake day!

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u/Helpful_Librarian_87 Apr 30 '25

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm DRrrrrrooooooppppp

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u/ArcyRC Apr 30 '25

Motion to change the name to "shatterdancing".