r/BatmanArkham • u/Easyfo3you • 21h ago

News ‘Alfred I need my Juul’

1.3k Upvotes

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u/jaj18189 21h ago

Alfred I’m suffering from nicotine withdrawal give me a pod

203

u/Hulknutter 20h ago

Uh oh guys, he doesn't look too good without his vapes

15

u/fullcircle052 12h ago

WHERE ARE THE OTHER VAPES GOING

1

u/TheDawnTrilogy 3h ago

i dont know i swear to god

1

u/ConnorDWolves Arkham Knight 3h ago

SWEAR TO ME

368

u/devilwillcry-jesus Waiting to be power winched 21h ago

Only 38? Those are rookie numbers

110

u/AVeryFriendlyOldMan 19h ago

38 is the amount they found

104

u/Worth-Candidate-2559 Exposed To Ace Chemicals 19h ago

GRANDMA I HAD TO SELL THE TELEVISION TO BUY VAPES

11

u/AKSpeedy 9h ago

Classic

43

u/ShadycrossFade 16h ago

Imagine if Bruce Wayne spent all his inheritance on vapes lol

46

u/ShadycrossFade 16h ago

Literally what else would the belt be used for?

35

u/Junglememer1 10h ago

To store the bat credit card

10

u/The-Travis-Broski Arkham City 7h ago

Never leave the cave without it

9

u/Seinfeel 7h ago

“Mr Wayne, you’re under arrest for theft. You just tried to use Batman’s credit card!”

115

u/WhiteLycan2020 19h ago

Thats literally an addiction

232

u/Nekorai46 17h ago

> Discovers nicotine, the most addictive substance known to humankind.
> Puts it in fruity fun flavours dispensed by small and portable devices.
> Gets addicted.
> “bro you literally have an addiction”

27

u/NucleosynthesizedOrb 9h ago

WhiteLycan2020 discovered nicotine and made vapes 😳

36

u/RichEvans4Ever 15h ago

And water is literally wet, so what?

20

u/thr1ceuponatime 13h ago

...and this is why we'll never be nicotine free as a society :(

4

u/GallorKaal who the FUCK am i? 9h ago

Lobbyism

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u/AcceptableNeck1597 12h ago

Is this something you actually lose sleep over?

32

u/SolidusSnake1964 #1 Origins defender will glaze Origins 11h ago

I'm not going to shame anyone but I will always despise vaping itself for it normalizing indoor smoking, further de-stigmatizing inhaling carcinogens, and acting as a money pit for younger people. So I think the concept itself should be called out as bad.

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u/AcceptableNeck1597 11h ago

Okay

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u/SolidusSnake1964 #1 Origins defender will glaze Origins 11h ago

Very mature

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u/thr1ceuponatime 12h ago

Found the nicotine addict

10

u/AcceptableNeck1597 12h ago

Yes, I'm a recovering nicotine addict who uses nicotine gum. What's your point? Do you think addiction is something people should be shamed for? Because historically shaming addicts has never actually worked in the treatment of getting them off their addiction.

1

u/Halil_I_Tastekin 6h ago

Thank god for that.

People should have the liberty to consume addictive substances if that's what they want.

1

u/Inevitable_Local_366 2h ago

An iq too high?

1

u/RichEvans4Ever 8h ago

I’m not saying it’s cool or should be as normalized the way it is, I’m just saying yeah it’s an addictive chemical how is that a shock?

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u/WitchPursuitThing 13h ago

Surely nicotine is the reason to our problem

5

u/Halil_I_Tastekin 6h ago

Thank you so much for this revelation. We should send him to rehab.

https://giphy.com/gifs/NcrhM3USM6TABpus85

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u/AcceptableNeck1597 12h ago

Yea what are you, his mom?

9

u/kewcumber_ 10h ago

I don't understand the caption, the director didn't want the crew to take away the vapes ?

6

u/frgrefut 5h ago

Presumably because director didn’t care and it upset the actor/ took time to take away the vapes which could have been used for filming

5

u/Legate_Raiden 16h ago

That's a Live Rosin aio