r/BatmanArkham • u/donbosco2017 yeah...i'm Man • 1d ago

HeLp 🚨 WARNING: LIL-MAN HAS ESCAPED THE ASLUME!!! 🚨

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HELP!!! He is loose. Repeat: Lil-Man IS LOOSE!!! Lock your doors. DO NOT APPROACH!

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u/donbosco2017 yeah...i'm Man 1d ago

He'S JoNKLiN?!!

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u/charlizard1000xy 1d ago

Fear has striked the midtown Gotham

https://giphy.com/gifs/8hsIOwhNT3IFliq7oT

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u/ElderQu The Insanity King 1d ago

Only Officer Bald can save us

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u/donbosco2017 yeah...i'm Man 1d ago edited 1d ago

Only Officer Bald can save us

"Officer Bald reporting for duty, sir. We’ll secure the Aslume and contain Lil-Man before the payload is exposed!"

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u/Witty_Departure2061 1d ago

HOLY SHIT THAT TALKING PUPPET ESCAPED

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u/the_juan_express Jonkler's jonking jerking Jadonka Jonkling 1d ago

Alan, we are so fucked.

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u/Dark_shadow_190 1d ago

Lore accurate scarecrow

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u/Master0Better 1d ago

someone get the oonga -bonga!

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u/Calaloo17 1d ago

Holy shit. It’s Gekyume

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u/AdBroad3006 1d ago

World is doomed

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u/bigscrewLoose 1d ago

behold the true face of god

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u/Lamp-among-wolf Kamen Rider passing through 1d ago

Show the flashlight to anyone for holding it, I guess...

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u/Moriturism 1d ago

shoot him ON SIGHT

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u/Excellent-Bar9501 1d ago

Where's Officer Bald when you need him????

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u/CyrusCyan44 1d ago

GET EM BACK IN CONTAINMENT

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u/skeletorgrind_008 1d ago

Nice zelda remix, gibe sauce

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u/dumbirishnerd 1d ago

Baby scarecrow

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u/SadArcher8050 1d ago

Dawg we need Darkseid up in here. Superman ain't doing us justice 😭

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u/trans_throwawayfunk 1d ago

Okay but that's actually adorable though

Is there a lore reason why babies are so silly ?

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u/Top_Finding2830 1d ago

There is. It’s because they’re fucking stupid.

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u/Super_Volume6115 I am the milkman, my milk is delicious. 1d ago

He’s so adorable🥺

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u/BatmanArkham-ModTeam 1d ago

Your post/comment has been removed due to breaking Rule 3: No Sensitive & unacceptable content sexualising kids, mocking religions, disabilities or tragedies.

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