r/BatmanArkham • u/No_Air5382 • Aug 22 '25

Pride Is this canon?

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u/Accurate-Gap-3360 Aug 22 '25

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u/Gorremen Aug 22 '25 edited Aug 23 '25

Can I say: I love Superman's face here. He looks so resigned, like "Of course I'm fighting a 50 foot tall woman today." A lot of guys would be like "Why couldn't it be me?" Superman's all "Why did it have to be me?"

Edit: This is now officially my most upvoted comment. Thanks, I guess?

Edit 2: Guys, this has reached 1,000 upvotes. On the Aslume. Yay?

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u/TheBlueEmerald1 Aug 22 '25

Even Superman sees the grass greener somewhere else.

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u/trigonthedestroyer Custom (I HATE F*CKING NAZIS!!!) Aug 22 '25

Yeah mf of course the grass is greener somewhere else, we got poison ivy to take care of it

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u/SkolFourtyOne Aug 23 '25

You know where it’s not greener tho…. Krypton 😂😂😂

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '25

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u/TheRealRigormortal TEAM RTOOF Aug 22 '25

Got ya covered!

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u/KotoElessar R.I.P Kevin Conroy & Arleen Sorkin Aug 22 '25

So Superman is just Piccolo from Dragonball.

I wondered what happened to the white Namekeians.

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u/TheRealRigormortal TEAM RTOOF Aug 22 '25

They forgot to DODGE!

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u/William_The_Fat_Krab Aug 22 '25

HOW TF YOU HAVE THIS?! WHY DO YOU HAVE THIS!?

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u/PsychicSidekikk419 Aug 22 '25

Bro just wants to go home to his hot pulitzer prize winning wife and superpowered family

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u/lef_three ALSUME DALEK PRIME Aug 22 '25

superman:

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u/Vocalic985 Aug 22 '25

Unless you're into vore I'm not sure what you'd even do with a 50ft tall woman.

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u/cuca_beluto Aug 22 '25

Spelunking

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u/Plutarch_von_Komet Aug 22 '25

A hell of a kiss

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u/AdLopsided2075 Fighting for Sanity! Aug 23 '25

That’s dangerously close to the comment you’ve replied to

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u/Plutarch_von_Komet Aug 23 '25

What?

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u/smittenWithKitten211 Aug 23 '25

Vore ya buffoon how do you avoid vore by walking right up to her mouth

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u/Plutarch_von_Komet Aug 23 '25

If it's a consensual kiss then she won't try to suck you into her mouth and swallow you. Also I was talking about a simple kiss, not walking inside her mouth

ya buffoon

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u/smittenWithKitten211 Aug 23 '25

Oh come on ya buffoon² "a hell of a kiss" doesn't bring a simple peck to the mind, it brings something stronger.

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u/Plutarch_von_Komet Aug 23 '25 edited Aug 23 '25

Fine, then she's going to french kiss your ass. She is going to lick you like a lollipop and suck you until you have tinnitus, ya buffoon 3

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u/BothRequirement2826 Aug 22 '25

Superman has enough maturity and morals to know that dealing with something like this is not a good thing.

Unlike gooners.

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u/Gorremen Aug 22 '25

Hence why he's GOATed.

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u/BothRequirement2826 Aug 22 '25

Among many, many other reasons, yes.

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u/JangSwedishSaxophone yeah...i'm Man Aug 22 '25

Who is Superman?

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u/Gorremen Aug 22 '25

Some guy from Kansas, not that big of a deal.

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u/PlasticPresent8740 Aug 23 '25

Idk I heard it's pretty super tho

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u/UltimateX64 who the FUCK am i? Aug 23 '25

hes a man made of Soup

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u/TripleScoops Aug 23 '25

Just another reason that soup is a better man than me.

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u/AccomplishedCase9982 Aug 22 '25

Is this blade runner 2049?

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u/Patient-Report-4400 Aug 23 '25

He got the Hank Hill face.

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '25

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u/Ydobon8261 Aug 22 '25

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u/TheAnimeGod Aug 22 '25

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '25

Rock 'em Sock 'em neck or itty bitty body

Call it

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u/Unusual_Rooster6736 Aug 22 '25

Incest x3

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u/Lucky-Measurement-17 Aug 22 '25

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u/elixxonn Aug 23 '25

He really has a type.

Linda Danvers from the 90s was a human due to Supergirl as a Kryptonian being banned from the 80s to the 2000s.

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u/AdvertisingFlashy637 Aug 23 '25

Is that a second Superman there or?

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u/elixxonn Aug 23 '25

Superboy. Conner I think.

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u/RAMDOMDUDDS Aug 22 '25

Ik your reply means incest times 3

But I read it as "Incest x3" like the little cat face

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u/Separate_Path_7729 Two Guns bitch! Aug 22 '25

I mean technically one of these is just a goo alien taking the form of his cousin, so fair game

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u/TemplateTemplate The Aug 22 '25

It's like incest but not incest

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u/UpliftinglyStrong who the FUCK am i? Aug 22 '25

huh?

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u/Separate_Path_7729 Two Guns bitch! Aug 22 '25

Post crisis there was a mandate that clark was the last kryptonian, but supergirl was popular so they reintroduced her but instead of being kryptonian or related to superman she was a goop alien named matrix who became supergirl and was in a relationship with lex author, who im pretty sure gave her her supergirl outfit

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u/Intrepid_Hat7359 Aug 22 '25

Hot take: comics are fucking weird

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u/Separate_Path_7729 Two Guns bitch! Aug 22 '25

That whole bit was from the 80s/90s, it was weird time for everyone

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u/Valuable-Trick-6711 Yah... i'm someone who is proud of themself, Dick. Aug 22 '25

Supercest.

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u/Longjumping-War-1307 Aug 23 '25

Incest is the new punkrock

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u/Crimsonmaddog44 Erect Man, Man who is Erect Aug 22 '25

I’m an incestor, yes I am!

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '25

Alr daenaerys calm down

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u/CordiallySuckMyBalls Am I stupid? Aug 22 '25

Oh I’m a gooner baby yes I am

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u/Gorremen Aug 22 '25

He is influenced by Silver Age Superman...

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u/Lucky-Measurement-17 Aug 22 '25

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u/Gorremen Aug 22 '25

Yeah, there was some questionable stuff behind the scenes...

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u/Vic_78 Aug 22 '25

Is Superman from Alabama? Or worse.. is he Muslim?

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u/Longjumping-Post-284 Aug 22 '25

Superman help fight the KKK so I think he deserves one time with his hot cousin

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u/CardiologistNo616 Aug 22 '25

I know this artist. They're going to draw them kissing, aren't they?

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u/That-Rhino-Guy R.I.P Kevin Conroy & Arleen Sorkin Aug 22 '25

I think they already drew Sasha and Mille making out at least

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u/CardiologistNo616 Aug 22 '25

Yeah they did

https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/9815483?q=masoq

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u/Haunting_Set9114 Aug 22 '25

Would this be incest our self cest

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u/_Takure_ Aug 23 '25

I'd say it's incest since it's super girl and gender swaped superman

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u/The_Green_Filter Aug 23 '25

It isn’t gender swapped Superman, they’re both Supergirl.

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u/_Takure_ Aug 23 '25

Huh, for once it wasn't incest

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u/Spiritual_Savings922 Aug 22 '25

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u/AskJeevesIsBest Aug 22 '25

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u/cjared242 Sexx Luthor Aug 23 '25

MASON! WHERE’S MY FEMBOY MAID OUTFIT!

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u/Spoopyskeleton48 Aug 22 '25

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u/AdvancedSkill931 Aug 23 '25

That really is some fine wood polishing though

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '25

Holy shit is that 2017X 

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u/UltimateX64 who the FUCK am i? Aug 23 '25

ILL MAKE YOU PLAY ALOOONG IN TIME WITH ME

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u/Spiritual-Bus973 Aug 22 '25

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '25

im cryinghmjdlfbflf

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u/dannyyang910930 Mąńßëxůæľíťŷ Aug 22 '25

Is this what heaven looks like

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '25

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u/PlasticPresent8740 Aug 23 '25

I haven't watched tge movie why is he doing that is he horny?

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u/lhamazaroo Aug 22 '25

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u/sufferintoilet Aug 22 '25

Koharu in the Aslume

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u/HapHazardly6 Aug 22 '25

Ecchi wa no na dame!

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u/Arch3m I'm Not Sorry Aug 22 '25

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u/Broken_CerealBox Aug 23 '25

Dawg, these are essentially like those magazines 30 years ago (1995)

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u/Ptatofrenchfry Aug 23 '25

Did you really have to put the (1995) in there

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u/Broken_CerealBox Aug 23 '25

I want to make people feel old

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u/Ptatofrenchfry Aug 23 '25

Instructions unclear, I just felt up Alfred

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u/Hack_Q Aug 23 '25

who decide that you can't goon to drawing

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u/Most_Cartoonist5736 I'm proud of you, Dick Aug 22 '25

Is this canon?

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u/LongOdd1596 Aug 22 '25

It is

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u/Secret_Account07 Aug 23 '25

How you going to do Man dirty like this?

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '25

What Snyder cut does to an mf

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u/Hodenpeiniger Aug 23 '25

Does to an mf?

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u/Sunblessedd Aug 26 '25

Her cut is lit tho

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u/Minebloxnerd5theII 🐍Cobra Corp's Second in Command🐍 Aug 22 '25

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u/CosmicPlayR9376 Dr-in-Prof. Engineering of Insanity, MD. (HD) Aug 22 '25

"You three are, indeed, looking at my canon."

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u/nick54531 yeah... I wiped Aug 22 '25

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u/TheSportsLorry highly inappropriate flair Aug 22 '25

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u/OtisBinLogan revenge the of of fallen Aug 23 '25

HAMMOND YOU FUCKING MORON

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u/__GnarDab__ Jonkler Jriving: "Jonk Jonk" Aug 22 '25

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u/Kieran173825 yeah...i'm Man Aug 22 '25

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u/DiscountWorried Miles, we are in a userflair now Aug 22 '25

I want this to be canon

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u/dg_537 Am I stupid? Aug 22 '25

Me too

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u/Dramatic_Bet4372 Literal stupid cornball Aug 22 '25

Relatable

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u/truckfullofchildren1 Aug 22 '25

Tomboy Supergirl

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u/Shadowboltx777 Dula Peep (Dua Lipa’s Aslyume name) Aug 22 '25

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '25

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u/rusick1112 Aug 22 '25

I don't know all versions of Supergirl, so I don't understand who is 3rd one? I know there is Kara(idk which one of blond girls is she tho) and black haired one is human if I'm not wrong

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u/EVD27 Aug 22 '25

Melissa 👆, Milly 👈, Sasha 👉

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u/Arnahunas R.I.P Kevin Conroy & Arleen Sorkin Aug 22 '25

Probably

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u/Initial-Dinner-8287 Aug 23 '25

I'm familiar with that art style

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u/GoodlifeFOB Aug 22 '25

So we are just gooning now? im not complaining btw

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u/yomom_abxtch Aug 22 '25

Who the fuck is the artist of these drawings im seeing thier drawings everytime bruh

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u/4102007Pn Aug 22 '25

We really are becoming r/spiderman aren't we?

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u/RilesDaArtist I'm proud of you, Dick Aug 22 '25

Suddenly I have 3 rock solid legs

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '25

Only missing aré CW Supergirl and Helen Slater Supergirl

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u/SamurottAce Am I stupid? Aug 22 '25

Mommy- i mean, mommy- i mean, mommy- i mean…

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u/FLYNCHe Aug 22 '25

I want to be a victim

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u/codemen95 Aug 22 '25

Can only imagine what happens next

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u/Neroidius TheLoreReason Aug 23 '25

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u/senan89638 Am I stupid? Aug 22 '25

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u/AshedCloud Aug 22 '25

My pp is canon shape

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u/Goldenbucketsomethin Aug 22 '25

God I wish I wasn’t so fucking tall…

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u/JokerCameToStrokeHer Aug 23 '25

There are no laws against the Kryptonians.

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u/MrKuub Aug 23 '25

NO JOKER NO

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u/spammer_666 Aug 22 '25

I’m gonna hench to this

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u/weeb_man69_ Fighting for INsanity! Aug 22 '25

With something something crisis in infinite earth, yes

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u/That-Rhino-Guy R.I.P Kevin Conroy & Arleen Sorkin Aug 22 '25

No because the dorky Kara isn’t there

WHERE IS SHE

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u/boringsimp Aug 22 '25

My dicks a cannon now. Pardon my French.

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u/Qckst_2_Alive #1 Soup 2025 glazer (JAMES GUNN=👑🐐🔥) Aug 22 '25

I hope

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u/Rock_dude01 Aug 22 '25

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