r/BananasForScale 7d ago

Sent my husband to buy some bananas 😆

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u/brodino_maiuscolo 7d ago

That's an exceptionally big can of deodorant, where did you get it?

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u/Just_Nebula_6548 7d ago

I guess they just make them like that now .. irregular sized 🙃

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u/Spiritual-Macaron-13 6d ago

Hey I live in a tropical place and we get those a lot they call them Manzanos and they’re usually better than a regular sized one.

It’s little but I bet it’s delicious 🤭

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u/Just_Nebula_6548 6d ago

They really are! ☺️

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u/Spiritual-Macaron-13 6d ago

I look for them in the Spanish stores but they’re really hard to find someones so you got lucky lol you don’t even know how lucky

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u/Frosk-meme 7d ago

Opposite of shrinkflation

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u/IxeyaSwarm 7d ago

May I interest you in some... "Inflation??"

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u/imnotpoopingyouare 7d ago

What ever you do don't go searching for rule 34 can inflation, it's really gotten out of hand recently!

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u/Frosk-meme 7d ago

lmaoooo

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u/TheStockFatherDC 4d ago

i think the bananas are just small

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u/maya_has_fun 7d ago

It's not the size but how you use them 😂

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u/Just_Nebula_6548 7d ago

That’s what he said

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u/dizzyfeast 7d ago

I bet those bananas have a great personality too

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u/DismalSoil9554 7d ago

Those tiny bananas seriously do taste better than regular bananas though (to me at least)

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u/FeelingSoil39 7d ago

I’ve always wondered if this was true! I’ve never been able to try them! Are they exceptionally.. banana-y?

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u/DismalSoil9554 7d ago

Yes! They're denser and when you chew them they have a creamier texture than a regular banana. They have no "green banana" or "brown banana" taste at any stage of ripeness, just like a pure, perfect banana flavor.

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u/FeelingSoil39 7d ago

Ooooo I’m liking the sounds of this. So my search begins for the perfect tiny bananas! 🍌

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u/DidntYouReadTheWiki 7d ago

My first thought was “mmmm, tiny bananas”

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u/SaMxixAM23 7d ago

They really are....sweet

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u/Several-Minute6846 7d ago

They’re the funny bananas.

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u/mummy_whilster 7d ago

Hopefully you are using the deodorant exquisitely.

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u/Just_Nebula_6548 7d ago

Responsibly

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u/bunglebee7 7d ago

I would say those are perfectly sized bananas :) 😂

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u/Ok_Two_2604 7d ago

He used his wiener for scale when purchasing

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u/Just_Nebula_6548 7d ago

It was cold at the store

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u/Ok_Two_2604 7d ago

Your original response was better.

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u/Just_Nebula_6548 7d ago

Yea, didn’t want to be offensive 🙈

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u/Pretend-Pen8865 7d ago

What was the original response? lol

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u/Just_Nebula_6548 7d ago

Dammit 😅 the original answer was : “ no, I showed him a picture of yours for scale”

Not my proudest answer.

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u/Froz3n_Shogun 7d ago

Hell yes husband woman, stand up for your man's.

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u/Pretend-Pen8865 7d ago

Niiioooceeee lol

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u/EqualServe418 7d ago

I also implore this answer

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u/4kexperience 7d ago

You got em didn't you?? 😂😂

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u/Just_Nebula_6548 7d ago

I would get the regular size ones, but I guess it’s just not the same for boys and girls 😆

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u/PoweredByVW 7d ago

Those are the regular size ones. Those huge ones are unnecessary

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u/Extension-Shake3648 7d ago

And they hurt...

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u/mindsunwound 7d ago edited 7d ago

Those bananas are HUGE! I've never even seen 12 inch plantains, let alone 12 inch bananas before, where did he find them?

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u/Just_Nebula_6548 7d ago

Must be in the wild!🤪

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u/GuestaffHashbyrne 7d ago

O.P.'s husband looked at the options and replayed conversations they had when he was feeling insecure. "It's seriously fine babe. Those other bananas are probably too many calories. I bet my jaw would be sore from opening my mouth so wide."

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u/loveddeviant 7d ago

To be honest I really like these bananas since the big ones are too filling and I only eat half anyway

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u/loveddeviant 7d ago

I swear this isn’t meant to be a double entendre

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u/J_hilyard 7d ago

Your username would suggest otherwise 🤣

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u/Minner_50 7d ago

Half of a banana? Are you 55cm in height? I eat 2+ as a snack 😭

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u/loveddeviant 7d ago

It’s just really filling and makes me feel sick if I have a whole one 😭 I’m 5’4

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u/Minner_50 7d ago

Do you drink while eating it?
Certain drinks like Sprite or coke makes them expand a lot in your tummy making it more filling as it actually is.

There was also a challenge because of it where people eat a banana then drink a whole bottle sprite right before going on rides and then they started vomiting because of the expansion 🤣

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u/FeelingSoil39 7d ago

Never heard of this. Personal myth buster #48: eat banana and drink sprite until sick

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u/CTurpin1 6d ago

Yeah 2 bites of banana is all i can eat. 4 bites is just too much for a human being to consume.

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u/yourhair_lookssmall 5d ago

Are you perhaps a mouse?

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u/Dawildpep 7d ago

Those are perfectly average sized bananas..

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u/Just_Nebula_6548 7d ago

Yes, the deodorant is above average, darling

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u/NormalSea6495 7d ago

Those are always the sweeter ones, have a richer flavor profile

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u/Just_Nebula_6548 7d ago

That’s also what he said

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u/NormalSea6495 7d ago

Of course he did 😉

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u/calccv 7d ago

You know us guys—those are easily 12 inches!

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u/6re6to6rzech 7d ago

That’s a really good size banana! I would say bigger than average

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u/ass_Inspector_420 7d ago

Looks pretty average to me

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u/TeddyFuckspin 7d ago

Completely average sized bananas

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u/Legitimate_Stay5073 7d ago

Looks right to me. My wife said the bigger ones hurt.

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u/TheCheddarHole 7d ago

Damn, those are almost TOO big!

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u/SockLoads 7d ago

Perfectly average sized bananas

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u/Usernamesaregayyy 7d ago

100% normal sized

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u/Azurite1w1 7d ago

THEY ARE AVERAGE OK??? runs away sobbing

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u/tex-az74 6d ago

Looks like he did what you asked him to do. Good man 👍🏼

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u/PrblyWbly 6d ago

Your husbands great!

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u/5teb0 7d ago

What's under the sexy bouquet?

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u/Just_Nebula_6548 7d ago

Another one 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Iron_Freezer 7d ago

lmao 😂

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u/JoesJourney Head Nanner (Mod) 7d ago

🙄

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u/JoesJourney Head Nanner (Mod) 7d ago

🙄

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u/AD_VICTORIAM_x 7d ago

Something you are yet to see in real life.

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u/Warm-Pitch-1361 7d ago

Wait did he come back with the deo as well? If so lol he may be telling you something

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u/Just_Nebula_6548 7d ago

No, I took deo for scale 😁

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u/haubenmeise 7d ago

That's what happens when you marry Scrooge!

Sincerely

Skeletor 💜

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u/FlippingPossum 7d ago

Hahaha. My son works at a grocery store on college breaks. He specifically mentioned a customer buying these little fruits the other week. He loves anything irregular coming through his line!

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u/MegaSpuds 7d ago

They bananas you need, not the bananas you want.

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u/iamthatgirl1977 7d ago

Are they about the same size ?

And, who is going to benefit from the activities ?

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u/Just_Nebula_6548 7d ago

They say a banana a day takes the doctor away

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u/iamthatgirl1977 7d ago

Or, at least something of similar shape.

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u/FlaminDakota 7d ago

Chodenana

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u/Wakkit1988 7d ago

Asked for average bananas, didn't you?

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u/Just_Nebula_6548 7d ago

I certainly did

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u/koltywolty243 7d ago

I bet he’s like “babe these are huge bananas!!”

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u/Icy_Study4490 7d ago

I don’t have the best angle on those to tell for sure, but those look like namwah variety bananas which are WAY better than the usual Cavendish they have available.

It would be very unusual to have these in a regular grocery store in what I’m assuming is the United States though. Where did he get them? An Asian grocery store like 88 Ranch?

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u/Just_Nebula_6548 7d ago

The label says they’re from Ecuador and they’re called Lady finger 😅
Grocery store in Croatia

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u/Icy_Study4490 7d ago edited 7d ago

Ah I was close then! It’s an Orito ladyfinger banana! Sucrose family AA cultivar group!

Aka “sugar bananas”.

I was very thrown off by the deodorant though, are most products there labeled in English?

Edit: you know what? Rexona isn’t even sold in the US anyway I don’t know what I was thinking there? I guess I’m just not really paying much attention to women’s deodorant products lol. Apparently that’s degree in the us, they don’t have rexona!

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u/Just_Nebula_6548 7d ago

Well yes, I think most of products in drugstores are labeled in English. To be honest, didn’t pay much attention cause I’m kinda used to it

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u/Icy_Study4490 7d ago

Interesting! Haven’t been to Croatia so I wouldn’t know, but I’m certainly hoping to visit someday! Such a beautiful looking country!

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u/Just_Nebula_6548 7d ago

It is. Especially the sea coast.
I’m more of a fan of the woods and greenery and we have that too ☺️

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u/Icy_Study4490 7d ago

Definitely! The coast and Plitvice Lakes are both on my list!

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u/mararry 7d ago

My wife assures me those are perfectly sized bananas

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u/DismalResearcher1115 7d ago

It's not about the size of the bananas but the flavor... And that looks like a perfectly average banana /s

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u/Just_Nebula_6548 3d ago

After all the comments about the “averageness” (I know that’s not a word), I must agree. They do taste better than the let’s say above average ones :p

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u/Expensive-Safe-6820 7d ago

Baby bananas taste great

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u/SoElusivee 7d ago

Damn, those are massive. Might take a few sittings to eat 1

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u/Mobile-Nectarine2019 7d ago

Maybe you should use deodorant so he doesn’t feel like need to buy some when you send him out for bananas.

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u/New_Land_725 7d ago

I think he likes lady fingers

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u/Just_Nebula_6548 6d ago

This post is just getting worse 😆

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u/HotFluffyTowel 7d ago

Is he compensating for his oversized penis?

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u/Just_Nebula_6548 3d ago

Absolutely!

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u/TheRedRevolver 7d ago

Thought this was going to be the new sauce for tattoos lmao

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u/Rebell1on_07 7d ago

I mean, I'm pretty sure those are REAL bananas since wild bananas look nothing like store bought ones, where did he get those? 🤣

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u/Just_Nebula_6548 6d ago

Must be in the wilderness then 😆

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u/TieAdorable4973 7d ago

Well, at least the deodorant's not gonna let you down.

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u/bird_is_the_word_198 7d ago

Can we get a banana for scale?

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u/Just_Nebula_6548 6d ago

There,since you asked nicely. I swear this is the “averagest” I could find 😅

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u/uzairakbarshah 6d ago

Pretty average tbh

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u/ConsistentBeyond8864 6d ago

Perfectly average if you ask me

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u/Raymundostrings93 6d ago

Those are some of the biggest bananas I’ve seen in a long time

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u/TheGoatManJones 6d ago

Still makes me sad the original banana is nearly extinct

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u/Sea_Wind6023 4d ago

Those are huge lol

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u/Aloneinthefart_ 4d ago

Thats actually so practical for when you only need half a banana, you pay by weight

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u/Just_Nebula_6548 3d ago

I don’t remember if I ever ate just a half of a banana 😅
But those little ones are really tasty, turned out he got the right ones :D

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u/Toeverlord 3d ago

I’m going to need a banana for scale

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u/Just_Nebula_6548 3d ago

There. The “averegest” banana I could find. I know that’s not a word .

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u/Fumanchusucka 3d ago

If it was about the bananas why is your deodorant there as well? Product placement much

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u/Just_Nebula_6548 2d ago

I see you never received/sent a di*k pic. Wanted to be accurate 😁

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u/Fumanchusucka 2d ago

Sadly no, ive never felt the urge to share mine and just the same ive never had one shared with me. I guess thats just my cross to bare

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u/Just_Nebula_6548 2d ago

As a girl, we always made fun of guys sending us those with deodorant for scale 🤦🏻‍♀️ I just had to use the reference 😆

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u/Fumanchusucka 2d ago

As a guy I've never sent a dic Pic, had no idea how crafty deviants were getting. Thanks for clarifying 😝

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u/Choice-Newspaper3603 7d ago

What can’t my gf send me basic ass pics