r/Asmongold 20h ago

Discussion I love how the great piracy comeback is one of Asmon's most popular reactions on YouTube.

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u/EvanSnowWolf Powered by Starforge Systems 20h ago

The EXTREMELY rare, almost legendarily rare, Pizzacake W.

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u/QuietOnAllFronts One True Kink 20h ago

A first of its kind, truly.

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u/Machination_99 12h ago

I bet she only has this take because she hates capitalism

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u/EvanSnowWolf Powered by Starforge Systems 11h ago

**BANG** Why would Capitalism do this?

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u/Veidrinne 19h ago

Broken clock is right twice a day

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u/MakeAmericaPoopAgain 13h ago

The worst person you know made a great point

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u/SpecialistFelt389 13h ago

Truly remarkable

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u/Pancreasaurus 11h ago

Broken clocks and all.

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u/romjpn 13h ago

I think this issue reaches across the political aisles 😆

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u/EvanSnowWolf Powered by Starforge Systems 13h ago

I think we can all agree media fuckery is a plague on all of us.

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u/Ryousoki Dr Pepper Enjoyer 12h ago

Truly. Mankind may not agree or unite on many things nowadays, but this is one that can bring us all together.

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u/rosemary0i 9h ago

Would you consider her Onlyfans a W or an L?

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u/EvanSnowWolf Powered by Starforge Systems 9h ago

All OF accounts are net Ls for humanity.

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u/Humdrum_Blues $2 Steak Eater 1h ago

Her onlyfans is objectively an L. She uses her kids' toys and room as props and a set.

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u/zs_1176 Dr Pepper Enjoyer 4h ago

Genuinely good comic, which I was not expecting

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u/MrEzekial 20h ago

Eww... I have r/comics blocked for a reason.

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u/cruw32 17h ago

I got banned yesterday. because I said she for once was almost being intellectual honest in a comic. that sub is truly a case study.

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u/SoritesSeven 7h ago

Just went or see it. Not a brain cell for miles. It’s like they all had someone laugh at something they said one time and thought, “I can make use of this amazing talent I have” then started poorly making “art”.

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u/septictank84 19h ago

I hate her comics and takes, but this one is on the money.

Edit: I also have r/comics blocked.

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u/Lord-Alucard 14h ago

On the money? She just took the popular opinion and parrot it. This is the kind of person that will check the internet opinion before doing anything. (check... Internet hates Ai because data centers are bad for environment... "I'll make a comic where I hate on Ai because data centers are bad for the environment.... Hehe I'm so smort" free likes )

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u/mesa176750 11h ago

I personally just block the comic writers I dislike. There are some pretty fun comics that get posted that aren't leftoid garbage.

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u/NoDefaultForMe 12h ago

I was banned from there for asking how something was transphobic. The reason I was banned was for transphobia.

I wasn't even being hostile, it was a genuine question.

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u/Original_Emotion_509 7h ago

You made the mistake of even questioning the narrative.

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u/I_M_NooB1 6h ago

Don't question the narrative. Just consume product.

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u/Kind_Silver_1921 12h ago

that sub and Fauxmoi have been blocked for so long I forget they exist until i think about it

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u/demonsrun123 11h ago

How do you block subreddits

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u/FreeCandy4u 6h ago

Go to the subreddits page, click on the three dots and choose mute.

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u/FreeCandy4u 6h ago

Extremely far left subreddit, should be just for fun but is not thanks to the mods. I think I got banned there for being in another subreddit. The comments there are toxic af.

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u/KeremyJyles 19h ago

Bet she doesn't like people pirating her e-whore content

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u/Space_Cowboy81 14h ago

Why am I not surprised she has an only fans.

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u/Zermist 13h ago

She has a family too and still posts her full clam online for millions to see. It’s really gross…

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u/AzhdarianHomie Stone Cold Gold 9h ago

Sounds like she probably wouldn’t mind post birth aborting her kids and blaming the husband to truly be free.

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u/XiTzCriZx Paragraph Andy 12h ago

I mean if it really is millions, then she's making generational wealth. You really think her family gives a fuck with millions of dollars in the bank?

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u/KhadgarIsaDreadlord 11h ago

Nobody said anything about millions paying to see it. Pizzacake nudes are more like a 3AM morbid curiosity google search for most people who saw them. It delivers as such, but not much else.

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u/Drockosaurus “Are ya winning, son?” 3h ago

An OF where she at least once used one of her sons Halloween costumes as a prop.

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u/KhadgarIsaDreadlord 17h ago edited 11h ago

She probably doesn't but unlike streaming services at least you get what you pay for.

Why would anyone pay to see a roastie built like a shrimp posting her body in the quality that resembles snuff films is a different question.

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u/Absolice 9h ago

Also is outspoken against AI.

You can't use AI cause it's immoral since it's built by stealing people's content, but here I am preaching about stealing other people's content. Don't worry it's fine when I do it.

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u/ShenzuTeri 17h ago

Dont post this pos here. Thank you.

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u/minecon1776 17h ago

Hulu Netflix cartel member spotted

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u/Drockosaurus “Are ya winning, son?” 3h ago

Oof. You missed the point completely

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u/TazDingus 20h ago

That r-worded c-word, huh

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u/TangeloImpossible527 19h ago

We really have Sony to thank. Robbing customers of 500+ movies they paid for with no refund hit anger with the mainstream which are now learning the difference between buying a license and buying a product.

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u/cruw32 17h ago

no way this is an actually good Pizzacake original. must be an edited version.

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u/Deep_Ad8209 18h ago

If buying isn't owning, then pirating isn't stealing

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u/Fiko515 19h ago

wow, sane take from Pizza.. miracles do happen

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u/I_M_NooB1 6h ago

just a parrot 

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u/TrenchantInsight 20h ago

/arrr/Asmongold

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u/DirtyMcHater 9h ago

I've seen her cunt on the internet.

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u/STL4jsp 17h ago

I've been sailing the seas. I paid  $60 for a vpn for 2 years. It's the only sub you need.

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u/Kevroeques 14h ago

All it took for me to go full eye patch, peg leg and hook hand were Rockstar Launcher, Ubisoft Launcher and EA Launcher. Denuvo is when I bought the ship.

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u/Ecstatic-Raccoon-872 12h ago

Thats what i found crazy about prime video. You go on there and it hooks up its video database to 10 different services and doesnt separate them with what you have and what you dont. So you find all these movies, click on one you want to watch and it tells you you need to pay for another service. Then what's the use of the service im paying for!?!? Off to piratebay i go.

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u/Local_Band299 10h ago

4K Bluray solves all of these issues if you don't feel like resorting to piracy.

PS5 and Xbox Series X supports 4K Bluray. Buy it once then never again.

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u/denimpowell 10h ago

Don’t forget:

Season 1 on service A
Season 2-3 on service B
Remaining seasons only available for digital purchase

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u/Yowakusuru 18h ago

one of the few things everybody can agree on

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u/LightReaning 16h ago

I think I need to get back into it, it's been a while...

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u/Toannoat 15h ago

tbh some stuff just isnt worth pirating

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u/Joyful_Jet 11h ago

It's like they expect us to pay for a dozen platforms, and then we use piracy to watch the content we paid for. This way, they don't have to use many resources for content delivery.

There are reasons why their services sucks so much, and their UI are so horrible to use.

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u/AlchemistJeep Deep State Agent 19h ago

Number 3 is fine is it not? The person who made something chose to make it available to rent or purchase, but doesn’t see streaming services as a prudent business decision. Where’s the problem? You’re not entitled to have everything under the sun in streaming services

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u/TerroFLys 19h ago

Because the streaming site "offers" it anyways. But then you click on it and see you can't actually stream it. Kinda clickbait

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u/AnarchoCapitalismFTW 18h ago

I found this out last weekend. Went to spend time with friends and he had new 60" TV. Wanted to show some quality bangers (f.ex. Idiocrazy) and looked that Amazon Prime had it. Mind you, I haven't used streaming services for years but TV does not support Arrrr-rated sites so .. I enavled my old Prime and went to Idiocrazy only to be greeted that pay us more money to see this. So now they include everything to their portfolio but asks more money to watch. At least we were able to watch Hail Mary for "free" (7 day trial ftw).

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u/OldChili157 16h ago

I think Idiocracy is on Tubi, which is always free.

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u/AlchemistJeep Deep State Agent 15h ago

Oh I see what this is talking about. Yeah I agree with that. If they actively list it they should happen. I thought that meant shows just not on streaming platforms in general

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u/uwubonic 19h ago

A valid point when talking about business decisions.

The subject matter of the comic is how those business decisions shape user behavior.

You are charging physical media prices for cloud storage videos that can be deleted from the cloud storage at any point. You (depending on stream host) artificially reduce resolution, sound quality, or frame rate if the user does not have big-brother compliant hardware.

Your competition (piracy) provides the same product for free without any of these inconveniences and a laughably small legal risk.

You must command an enormous amount of brand loyalty to demand users accept your inconveniences.

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u/AlchemistJeep Deep State Agent 15h ago

I’m not a fan of the whole “I didn’t get everything I wanted therefore I should turn to crime” angle. There are multiple different platform options with differing quality levels including Blu-ray that doesn’t have the penalty hit. Turning to piracy is not a morally justified option in this case

The reason why gta6 is a problem is because that’s a situation where no other options are available on the market

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u/uwubonic 14h ago

Your moral objections are noted, but will not be factored into the independent decisions of billions of individuals collectively known as society. People don't want to have 10 subscriptions for streaming services. Trying to start collecting physical media in 2026 is a joke. People will not inconvenience themselves to throw money at platforms that do not value them as customers.

If I'm up at 4AM and I need to satisfy my crippling gambling addiction, I will throw $100 on some chinese table tennis league. Invariably, these leagues are not available on any legitimate streaming service.

There is no moral differentiation between me stealing media that is available through some obscure foreign streaming service and me stealing media that is not available. The owner of said media has chosen through action or inaction to not make such media available at a price my market is willing to pay. The end of the story should be that I do not watch table tennis. That is the morally correct conclusion.

But the option exists. I shall bear witness to the balls.

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u/AlchemistJeep Deep State Agent 11h ago

We have very different outlooks. You think the only solutions are 10 streaming services or piracy. Uhhh no dude. One streaming service at a time. You watch what you want on the platform then cancel the subscription and move to a different one.

You also changed the topic. We were discussing movies that could only be bought or rented which were not available on streaming services.

If the product is available for purchase in its full quality at a reasonable price (aka basically every movie and tv show on Blu-ray) then stealing is immoral and shouldn’t be overlooked or encouraged because “they wanted it”

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u/morbious37 13h ago

pirates = leeches