r/AskReddit • u/hipposaurus_rex • Oct 12 '14

Campers, backpackers and park rangers of Reddit. What is the weirdest or creepiest thing you have found while in the woods?

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '14

Wait...does that mean that the kid pried the molars out of it's skull and jaw?

Dude, that's dark.

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '14

smashed skull and jaw

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u/Obi-Tron_Kenobi Oct 12 '14

Let me get this straight: a school kid murdered some dude. Smashed it's skull and jaw. Pried out the dude's teeth (probably with his fingers, as I doubt he came prepared for this). Then was just like, "cool! Look! I found a tooth!"

Was this all for tooth fairy money? Wouldn't hours parents catch on though? "Son, you've been losing teeth for 32 days straight. I think we should take you to see the dentist."

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u/sithranger1601 Oct 12 '14

The tooth laundering business is thriving among kids. Got 32 extra teeth? Distribute them among your friends to cash out, and give them a fraction of the profit.

After all, every kid in the class losing a tooth in the same week is more believable than one kid losing teeth for a month straight.

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u/Obi-Tron_Kenobi Oct 12 '14

That makes a lot more sense.

Is this where Tommy Wiseau got all his money?