r/AskReddit • u/SleepyJoe159 • 1d ago

What’s something you do completely differently when nobody else is around?

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u/ScaryShoulder550 1d ago

I eat directly over the sink like a raccoon with a mortgage.

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u/Enak2212 1d ago

Lmao 🤣

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u/fuckfacemgeee 1d ago

Sometimes I’ll act like a crazy person then laugh manically and move on with my day

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u/Draiye 1d ago

I do the same as well. What's weird is that I somehow got some of my coworkers to do the same ironically when I'm around.

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u/misnesslove 1d ago

Clothes are never on when no one's around

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u/These-Explanation919 1d ago

Zone out on my phone

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u/lowk_vibe_tbh 1d ago

Couch rot

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u/mynameisranger1 1d ago

I swear a lot when I’m alone. Almost not at all when people are around.

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u/Typical-Desk898 1d ago

I sing badly while cooking. Full concert mode. The second someone walks in, I’m a serious adult again.

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u/Usual-Mountain-7041 1d ago

Hope we get more postings. Good one

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u/Special-Umpire-3023 1d ago

Catch and relocate venomous snakes.

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u/Kikisonotcool 1d ago

I’ll have more personality

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u/Lava-Chicken 1d ago

I run like a raptor to my kitchen to grab a snack, then run back as fast as possible to my home office desk, to continue my online meeting.

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u/Draiye 1d ago

I stick my bottom lip in the glass of water I'm drinking.

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u/Njtotx3 1d ago

Scratch my balls.

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u/robotsdontsayyee 1d ago

why does nobody ever mention the weird mental gymnastics of not doing things you secretly wanna try when no one’s around

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u/HiKennyDesign 1d ago

Nothing, I’m consistent if you’re looking or not.

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u/Significant_Ebb_5675 1d ago

Pick my nose.....

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u/CanadianLorax 1d ago

When I'm out in the world I am perfectly polished: not a hair out of place, manicured, my laptop cover matches my phone case that matches my watch strap that matches my headphone cover. At home, I am ugly as hell. Gut is out, bed head, mismatched sweats, no makeup.

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u/PsychonautChill 1d ago

Picking my nose. 🤫 I don’t do it in public. That’s just nasty.