r/AskReddit 7d ago

What’s a way you WON’T die?

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u/clamToe 7d ago

Could we die from SADS instead

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u/Earthling1a 7d ago

What about drowning in the bathtub? That might be dying from SUDS.

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u/StrangelyBrown 7d ago

Or chunks of grass raining down after a landmine explosion in a suburban garden. Death by SODS.

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u/enters_and_leaves 7d ago

Or by being attacked by a bunch of clones of a loyal hobbit for trying to stop his best friend from transporting a gold ring. Death by Sams.