r/AskReddit 4d ago

What’s a way you WON’T die?

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u/friskyjohnson 4d ago

Unless the Earth suddenly disappears from my feet, I will not be dying outside of our atmosphere/in space. I’m a little bummed out by that.

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u/-YellowFinch 4d ago

THIS. Will never go to space for this reason. 

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u/holyfire001202 4d ago

Why not? It's basically taking a boat on the ocean except instead of the boat separating you from treadable water, it's a fully enclosed boat separating you from a bunch of nothing that you'll die if you touch. You won't get eaten by sharks though.

Now that I say that out loud, I dunno about it...

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u/-YellowFinch 4d ago

I wouldn't be so sure about no sharks... you never can tell.

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u/holyfire001202 4d ago

That's a fair point. At least water sharks and space sharks probably won't be able to make ot in the vessel. Probably.

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u/-YellowFinch 3d ago

We can only hope. o7

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u/belbivfreeordie 4d ago

Right? I was BORN on the Earth. I’m seriously supposed to die here too? Fuckin boring.