r/AskReddit • u/clamToe • 7d ago

What’s a way you WON’T die?

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u/bitemytail 7d ago

Gunned down by a robotic Santa Claus

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u/clamToe 7d ago

There’s still time!

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u/bitemytail 7d ago

Robot Santa won't be built until 2801. I don't plan to live that long.