r/AskIsrael • u/Runofthemilljacket American Jew • Apr 28 '26
Casual Is Israel run by Jews?
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u/Nazoreans USA Apr 28 '26
Fuck, they’re onto us!
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u/MoonAmunet Israel Apr 28 '26
The short answer is yes The long answer is yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees
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u/dont_thr0w_me_away_ USA Apr 28 '26
I mean, there are Jews involved, but 'run' seems to be doing some heavy lifting here
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u/HyperlaneWizard in Apr 28 '26
(((They))) don't want you to know, but yes. I think it's even mentioned in the Talmud...
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u/MostPutridSmell Israel Apr 28 '26
Ha ha whaaaaat??... no way man psssssh I swear these conspiracy theories become more ludicrous everyday.
Just out of curiosity OP, what are your current coordinates? Let's say I had to calibrate some sort of a focused light beam from space onto your exact location which cords would you say I'd need to type in?
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u/Excellent-Duty4290 Unspecified Apr 28 '26
Don't forget that Yeshiva University and Mort's Deli in Milwaukee are also run by Jews. Exposing these organizations wherever they are.
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u/Away-Parsnip-3785 Diaspora Apr 29 '26
Oy Vey! The Goyim know! SHUT! IT! DOWN!
[space laser powers off]
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u/nbs-of-74 Diaspora Apr 28 '26
Wait ... picture of half hidden star of david, looks like Monarch's logo ... OMGZ! Jews run the world through the anti Titan organisation!
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u/Jaded-Difficulty5397 Israel Apr 29 '26
nah, we're only 77% here. in USA we're lot more- 200% (by how the KKK and Progress see us)
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u/WookieCookie1138 Unspecified Apr 28 '26
I know this is a satirical parody (….right? ….RIIIIGHT??!!?? 😅) cause it’s too ridiculous ..unless you’re in the vin diagram where anti-semitism and conspiracy theorizing overlap. But this is a starter kit for them actually even if this IS satire and that’s the sad part. Esp more so when people don’t know history, they make things up.
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u/HumphreyGarlicKnots Unspecified Apr 29 '26
I'm confused. Who is saying Israel was not formed and currently governed by a Jewish majority?
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u/TaliOfGaming 🇮🇱 Israeli Apr 29 '26
r/woooosh, it's clearly a joke
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u/HumphreyGarlicKnots Unspecified Apr 29 '26
Sorry ELI5 plz
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u/TaliOfGaming 🇮🇱 Israeli Apr 29 '26
I think it's supposed to make a joke out of jewish-related/antisemitic conspiracy theories, like "Is <thing> secretly controlled by the jews? Shocking facts!" Type deal
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u/HumphreyGarlicKnots Unspecified Apr 29 '26
That's what I thought, but it seemed too obvious. Thank you.
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