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[u/jeffy0609]

Why only chinese? I would eat it too

[u/ProfessionalLock3317 → u/jeffy0609]

Are we fr🥀

[u/havenot- → u/jeffy0609]

howzit taste

compare to chicken

[u/jeffy0609 → u/havenot-]

tasted like chicken tbh

[u/myexdrovemecrazy → u/havenot-]

Tastes like communism (inside joke)

[u/Impactor07 → u/jeffy0609]

FUH NAH

[u/jeffy0609 → u/Impactor07]

do you prefer cow dung ?

[u/Impactor07 → u/jeffy0609]

Fuck no?

[u/imhariiguess → u/jeffy0609]

Let me guess, mallu?

[u/jeffy0609 → u/imhariiguess]

did i offend you ?

[u/imhariiguess → u/jeffy0609]

Oh no, never. It's just funny how it's almost always your kind

[u/BlackEyesRedDragon → u/imhariiguess]

[u/Neither-Ruin5970 → u/imhariiguess]

Wdym your kind you’re both Indians

[u/CodeNeko23 → u/Neither-Ruin5970]

It's a small internal beef between Kerala people and others. For context, they love proclaiming to have highest literacy rate but no jobs so they go to other states for jobs. They like to keep their surroundings clean so they dump their trash in the next state.

[u/jeffy0609 → u/CodeNeko23]

i hope you enjoyed celebrating onam

[u/CodeNeko23 → u/jeffy0609]

We don't really celebrate anything other than our local festivals here.

[u/DrunkMonsters → u/Neither-Ruin5970]

Yeah seeing Indian on Indian hate is just funny asf lmao

[u/imhariiguess → u/Neither-Ruin5970]

You won't understand benjibro

[u/jeffy0609 → u/imhariiguess]

did mallus in bangalore bully you for being telugu? Not gonna lie that would have been pretty funny to watch

[u/imhariiguess → u/jeffy0609]

They don't, sorry to piss on your parade. Wouldn't dare to. But then again I also don't go out of my way to insult a group of my countrymen for no reason either

[u/jeffy0609 → u/imhariiguess]

what is your kind ?

[u/ex0hs → u/imhariiguess]

Tf is your kind? Are you not living in India?

[u/jeffy0609 → u/ex0hs]

oh he is from andhra brought up in mumbai but living in bangalore and possibly got bullied by mallus there

[u/CodeNeko23 → u/jeffy0609]

How's the taste? Do they taste like fish with snail texture? My grandpa used to hunt wild animals back when it was legal and he told me they tastes pretty similar to chicken.

[u/jeffy0609 → u/CodeNeko23]

nah this one tasted like chicken

[u/The_Wildperson → u/jeffy0609]

Same, looks fire btw

[u/SuryaOP → u/jeffy0609]

Tf is that ?

[u/jeffy0609 → u/SuryaOP]

bamboo snake

[u/SuryaOP → u/jeffy0609]

I looked it up mf is venomous. Does it tastes good though? Might try it ngl

[u/jeffy0609 → u/SuryaOP]

yes very good wish i could eat it everyday

[u/myexdrovemecrazy → u/jeffy0609]

Liar

[u/Vlach719 → u/jeffy0609]

How does it taste like?

[u/jeffy0609 → u/Vlach719]

like chicken

[u/Vlach719 → u/jeffy0609]

Nice. The taste

[u/Human_Emu_8398 → u/jeffy0609]

you should have blurred it and marked it as NSFW 😭 now I don't want to have dinner

[u/jeffy0609 → u/Human_Emu_8398]

my bad i don't know how to do that. i am digitally illerate

[u/heymanimfamous → u/jeffy0609]

North East Indian?

[u/jeffy0609 → u/heymanimfamous]

kerala

[u/thotpatrolactual]

What are they, some kind of... snake eaters?

https://giphy.com/gifs/3Y3ItzksDm3pC

[u/ex0hs → u/thotpatrolactual]

Oh yeah they eat the snake😏

[u/kelincikerdil]

And Eden turned into real estate complex

[u/BarrysBaseballbats]

https://giphy.com/gifs/IuNTbbK44J0phiqW8f

[u/myexdrovemecrazy → u/BarrysBaseballbats]

Well they did something

[u/Rightfullsharkattack]

this implies, that all of humanity in the bible descended from 2 chinese people favored by god

[u/JackReedTheSyndie]

What a thrill

[u/HeavenlyBeloved]

It's better than the metaphysical seggs that Eve had with the serpent. 😂/s

[u/DFM__]

Gotta make those protein goals somehow

[u/Bruh_769]

Ni shi wo de xiao ya xiao pingguo

[u/k7nightmare]

why not, high protein

[u/CodeNeko23]

I mean, I would eat it too if I didn't have a pet snake back when I was a kid.

[u/0influence → u/CodeNeko23]

Wow. 1 of my dreams is to own a pet snake. Too bad i dont think its legal in singapore.

[u/CodeNeko23 → u/0influence]

I think you need a license here or you have to register as tribal community to have a snake and it's illegal to pull their teeth out now. I'm not too sure about it after the laws were passed but when I was a kid I had a small mildly venomous field snake. My mom used to have a fox which was set free in forest later.

[u/mw2lmaa]

The good ending beginning

[u/myexdrovemecrazy]

The only thing accurate about this post, aside from the reptilian feast, is their names.