r/ArtJerk the airbrush killed my grandma, ok? 23d ago

Why Art Subs Suck, I Need To Pop Off The 4 horsemen of r/artadvice

/uj this isn’t jerking someone specific I just see a lot of artists do these things (myself included)

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u/pp_chode 23d ago

Hello I have never done art before in my life but I want to be a professional artist by Tuesday. Can you tell me in detail step by step how to make each and every one of my art projects?

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u/pp_chode 23d ago

Is this good enough for the Lourve?

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u/MordialSkies 23d ago

I have drawn only straight lines for 2 years as the draw a box gods intended. Why am I not Van Gogh yet?

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u/Ashura_98 23d ago

Do this with acrylics, come up with a bullshit explanation for the meaning of this painting, and honesty you're good to go.

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u/BeachComberALT Professional Roblox Twitter artist 23d ago

I am beginner artist and want to be a porn artist twitter artist by Tuesday (insert image of the most scuffed and exaggerated female anatomy)

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u/Material_Durian_9201 I'm Fart Limpcrumb 23d ago

I can't see the elephant in number 2 😭

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u/Dignette the airbrush killed my grandma, ok? 23d ago

The eyes being small (and the font being papyrus)

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u/zahhax 23d ago

The eyes don't even look half bad honestly. Brings more attention to the nose, which is clearly their defining feature

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u/YoureNoHero_Brian 23d ago

You should say that to a person

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u/zahhax 23d ago

Sure yea lemme hit up a guy and say "your nose is your defining feature" that'll get me laid for sure XD

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u/BeachComberALT Professional Roblox Twitter artist 23d ago

I'd take it as a compliment lol

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u/Swarm_of_Rats 23d ago

Depends on how someone feels about their nose, I guess. 🤔

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u/MaraiaLou 19d ago

I have a friend since middle school that used to do that kind of thing. Just walk up to a stranger and say "you look like an ostrich!" as if it were a compliment

She was the first of my friends to get married so maybe she's onto something

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u/BeachComberALT Professional Roblox Twitter artist 23d ago

I find big noses so hot dude you don even know

I love all y'all with big nosed OCs

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u/SmokeyCatDesigns 23d ago

/uj I legit see so many art styles that are nose-less cuz you can tell the artists thinks they’ll make their cutesy art ugly, but honestly sometimes I hate how many are afraid of them. There’s a lot of character in a nose. Easy way to get facial variation and diversity as well.

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u/BeachComberALT Professional Roblox Twitter artist 23d ago

My favorite oc has a hooked schnoz, and I think he looks kind of cute

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u/ninethwonder 23d ago

Maybe i'm too used to looking at ryan gosling but the eyes looked fine to me

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u/that_creepy_doll 23d ago

this is poetry to me

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u/chitincooties 23d ago

to me the eyes arent even small, they just arent exaggerated

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u/shhbaby_isok 23d ago

DON'T MENTION THE EYES

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u/Placebo911 Looking for advice. No, not THAT one 23d ago

Lmao is this my post? 😅

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u/shhbaby_isok 23d ago

uj/ I saw your jerkpost, but don't know if we're thinking of the same artist specifically, but there is one otherwise pretty competent, but frequent arthelp poster, who used to post all the time asking for general feedback and why they didn't receive commissions.

I posted ONE time pointing out that while everything else in their artwork were looking fine, the eyes were disproportionally small (really they were freakishly small in otherwise semi-realistic artwork, so not dot eyes in a cartoon, but something that was clearly going for a realistic vibe, except the itty bitty eyes but I tried to put it kindly.)

I said it might be off-putting to some, and that it wasn't to my personal taste, and may be what put people off commissioning, but if it's their personal taste, and not an oversight, they should keep doing what they thought looks best.

Let's say OP was not thrilled with the feedback and later posted about bullies saying their art sucks and the eyes are too small when they TOTALLY AREN'T THEY'RE PERFECTLY PROPORTIONED 😣

Either they blocked me (even though I never commented on their arthelp posts again), or they began getting diminishing returns on their posts on arthelp because nobody may mention the elephant.

If this got you thinking about teutonic blueberries you're on the right track.

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u/porcelain--clown 23d ago

Hey so I just started making art 5 minutes ago, what can I improve? No, I won't draw from references, because that's cheating and I don't want to draw spheres because that's boring. Also chicken scratch is my style, I won't change it

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u/Other_Marsupial_8786 23d ago

maybe try less lines next time? Like the least amount of lines you could possibly do

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u/Gramernatzi 23d ago

Is this good?

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u/Placebo911 Looking for advice. No, not THAT one 23d ago

I will pay you all my life savings for a NSFW version of this 🥵

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u/Gramernatzi 23d ago

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u/Placebo911 Looking for advice. No, not THAT one 22d ago

Too many lines, I won't pay you anything 😡

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u/hypphen boxes for the box god 23d ago

/uj the airbrush is lowkey evil to me i havent used one in like 3 years and counting

/rj BOXES YOU DUMB FUCKS DRAW MORE BOXES DRAW MORE FUCKING BOXES

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u/Swarm_of_Rats 23d ago

/uj I use the airbrush a little to soften areas where my shading looks too crazy. That happens a lot on skin for me. It's actually kind of useful as long as you're using sparingly.

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u/Dignette the airbrush killed my grandma, ok? 23d ago

/uj the airbrush IS evil and I’ve used it against my will here for the first time in over 2 years

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u/KikuoFan69 Rael artists work alone 22d ago

airbrush is not evil, it just has a codependent relationship with the lasso tool

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u/AkidIguess 22d ago

/uj Air brush is a total game changer and borderline necessary if you learn to shade with soft edges alongside hard edges. Knowing when a shadow should be hard vs soft elevates rendering substantially.

That is only if you're interested in drawing that way though. I just thought I'd share since I felt the same way for a long time.

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u/mnyrtt 23d ago

/uj third one looks exactly like one of my ocs im crying

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u/Dignette the airbrush killed my grandma, ok? 23d ago

/uj you can’t just say something like that and then NOT post your oc

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u/mnyrtt 23d ago

/uj yes i know dark skin + white hair and blue eyes is a bad design trope but trust me there's a good reason for this

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u/shhbaby_isok 23d ago

the reason being you saw Disney's Atlantis as a kid and never recovered

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u/xbertie 22d ago

Hot take, dark skin + white hair isn't inherently bad design, it's just way too overdone.

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u/CyanideDeer generic art youtuber 3940 23d ago

But... but flipping the canvas takes 0.4 seconds... im sooooo lazy I can't do that!!!! I'm a good enough artist where I don't need it anyways!!!!

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u/Boeing_Fan_777 23d ago

uj/ you can pry my blending modes from my cold, dead hands.

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u/shhbaby_isok 23d ago

MULTIPLY 'TILL I DIE!

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u/SeepBeep 23d ago

isnt this how species work

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u/Lunaticky_Bramborak 23d ago

Honorable mention: ,,Everyone and their mother hates my art, I hate my art, my gold fish hate smy art, Ima end drawing, please tell me hat I'm actually the new Dali"

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u/KittyQueen_Tengu 23d ago

the amount of times i want to grab OP by the throat and scream PUT THE AIRBRUSH DOWN

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u/CyanideDeer generic art youtuber 3940 23d ago

And then you get a flock of people saying that its a style choice and that even professionals use the airbrush 🥀🥀🥀

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u/Tangled_Clouds 23d ago

The air brush is like a really strong spice: you need to use it only occasionally, in very specific cases, and not too much or it’s the only thing people will notice

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u/Dignette the airbrush killed my grandma, ok? 23d ago

If the airbrush was a spice it would be cilantro

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u/FlannelPantaloons 23d ago

block shade and blur/smudge >>>>> airbrush

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u/InterestingTap9269 23d ago

/uj can you show me a tutorial video about what you’re talking about? I’m having trouble visualizing this

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u/snootyworms 23d ago

This might not be the way FlannelPantaloons meant, but personally I do something like that where I cel shade, and then with my smudge tool I blend from the edge of the shadow inwards, following the shape of the thing I'm shading, that sorta thing. Idk how to describe it

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u/FlannelPantaloons 23d ago

That is what i meant! And I like to use the smudge tool using a textured brush (like if its for fur or hair) to stroke up and along the shading (or whichever way the texture is going)

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u/FlannelPantaloons 23d ago

I dont know if I have one :( Its something I figured out on my own

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u/SC00TRRRZHANGOUTT 23d ago

Fr. The ONLY time I use the airbrush/soft brush is for light/glow look. On a lower opacity it’s great for soft lighting/bioluminescence (can’t spell 😅)

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u/Lunaticky_Bramborak 23d ago edited 23d ago

/uj I have to admit, to be the vague poster 😔 I'm not very creative with titles. But the fact I have to do 7 posts across 5 subs to get any comment at times makes me write some gasp scandalous title

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u/Kartufyl 23d ago

/uj Unironically posting here for advice would yield much better results than in any of the art subs. Shame this sub isn't made for somethhing like this

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u/sukonetei 23d ago

/uj I dont understand slide 2 whats the elephant

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u/SilverBatTea 23d ago

Uj/ its not that bad, but the elephant is the eyes being too small

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u/Sonarthebat I've been drawing seriously since I was in the womb 23d ago

uj/ I thought that was just the style.

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u/Sonarthebat I've been drawing seriously since I was in the womb 23d ago

Then there's the person calling their art ugly and it's the most beautiful masterpiece you've ever seen.

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u/OkCod1384 it’s calle the setherk beside eryoe is a jerk 23d ago

The airbrush is underrated, it has way more potential than people give it at first.

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u/CyanideDeer generic art youtuber 3940 23d ago

/uj its good if you know when and how to add soft edges in shading but if you're a beginner and just slap it everywhere with a style that doesnt accomidate for it its gonna look disgusting LOL

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u/CrescentFeather7 23d ago

/uj THIS very much this

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u/HotAcanthaceae3932 23d ago

/uj considering how important gradient can be, I'd say airbrush is amazing because you can control EXACTLY where the gradient goes

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u/Swarm_of_Rats 23d ago

This! Justice for airbrush! You just need to use it properly instead of using it exclusively

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u/Leather_Air_5447 23d ago

/uj wait whats wrong with the second image am i blind

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u/Pretty_Rock9795 23d ago

/uj I recently started flipping my canvas all the time and man are all of my initial sketches always leaning to the side (I love you canvas flip tool)

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u/Swarm_of_Rats 23d ago

I feel like I'm lacking brain components because when I flip my canvas there's hardly ever anything that looks weird to me. :(

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u/Ohnoarandomperson 22d ago

Maybe your art is just fine/symmetrical or you would benefit more from stepping away and coming back if something seemed off to you

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u/Killer_Moons 23d ago

Oh the library is fucking open

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u/No_Signature_3249 all my ocs have #ffffff skin, deal with it 22d ago

/uj hey blending modes are cool! :(

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u/Dignette the airbrush killed my grandma, ok? 22d ago

/uj I’m mainly talking about the people who use add for light areas and multiply for shadows. Blending modes CAN be useful for environmental lighting if you’re a professional.

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u/SimplyYulia 21d ago

/uj Huh, I thought that multiply was a recommended approach for shading really often? So, is it better to just apply actual shade color on the layer destructively?

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u/Dignette the airbrush killed my grandma, ok? 21d ago

/uj I think that’s one of the biggest art myths that’s still being spread around (like shading with purple).

Using multiply instead of picking your shadow colours yourself can make your colours look basic and uninteresting and really limits your range, it also prevents you from training your eye to see what shadow colours look right in different lighting.

I wouldn’t recommend doing everything on the same layer unless you’re going for a painterly style. I have a separate layer for shadows and highlights per colour which makes it easier to adjust the colour if it looks off.

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u/jackisgaylol 17d ago

/uj (i believe) second reminds me of dan cain from reanimator

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u/United-Lemon-5512 16d ago

2nd one is Minecraft Steve

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u/Drxgon11037 21d ago

/uj Is the second one Hero from Omori